A little something that irked me on my past vacation

[M Club]

this story is proof that there is a god.

[R-Jack]

I'm sure you were more irked by the lack banana hammocks swinging at your face as you got out of your car.

[Trampis]

You do realise that there is a distinct possibility that you may be summoned to court for this in the future to testify dont you?.....in ARIZONA......you paying airfare both ways from Conecticut?.....if you dont show up you will have a warrant out for your arrest in Az. if you ever cross the border again.

Am I right T1B lawyers guild?

[Mikey]

Shoulda just followed Gordon home and capped his azzz.

[MuchoBulls]

How cold was your pizza?

[TVO]

You do realise that there is a distinct possibility that you may be summoned to court for this in the future to testify dont you?.....in ARIZONA......you paying airfare both ways from Conecticut?.....if you dont show up you will have a warrant out for your arrest in Az. if you ever cross the border again.

Am I right T1B lawyers guild?

Unless I can get at least one stomach-pumping-for-too-much-sperm bulemic-throat-orgasm out of it, I'm not in.

Why do you hate the taste of jizz? It's great!

[Mikey]

Why do you hate the taste of jizz? It's great!

Did you really just post this?

[Screw_Michigan]

[Van]

Why do you hate the taste of jizz? It's great!

Did you really just post this?

Check his post total, Mikey. That's someone trolling him.

[Mikey]

I've been trolled. It just seemed so authentic.



Guess I'd better turn in my license.

[Derron]

Where are the pictures of the "petite young things" tits at ?

[Dinsdale]

Papa John's -- Making Domino's and Pizza Hut look not-so-bad for 25 years.

[indyfrisco]

Sex is kinda like pizza. When it's bad, it's still pretty good.

Sin,

[Goober McTuber]

So this Altima T-bones the pizza delivery vehicle with such force that Tarddowen is surprised that the pizza bitch didn't die, and then the Altima drives away? Sounds like another of Tardowen's fantasies. He's getting as bad as G-Pete.

[Dan Vogel]

This sounds like it might be a case of police corruption. With that officer being promised something by the driver of the Altima. We like to think all officers are upright and looking out for the public good but there are some out there who go over to the dark side if the price is right. If you are a good citizen you should pursue this as much as you can Toddowen. If not you then who? Think of it that way.

[Smackie Chan]

maybe I'll be revisting Sierra Vista in the near future.

Yeah, when you get subpoenaed.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

I really didn't check out her rack.

It's all starting to come together now.

[smackaholic]

Sounds like the cops did a fairly shitty investigation. Also sounds like you might have been a shitty witness, todd. Ofcourse you didn't "see" that this dickhead didn't have his lights on. You didn't see it cause you didn't see him.....because his fukking lights were off. You should have 'spailed that a little better initially.

Even if this douche didn't have his lights on, i find it hard to believe that such a place, in front of a motel and a chain pizza joint would be so dark that an unlit car could just appear out of no where. the little pizza honey did fukk up. she should have saw him.

my guess that it was not so dark is backed up by the fact that gordon gecko was driving with his lights off. i have accidentally done this on occasions in well lit areas where your headlights provide zero help in seeing. i've never done it on a dark road as it would result in saying holly shit, i can't see where i am going.

overall, i'd say they both fukked up. unfortunately, the law doesn't do ties. someone has to be liable.

as for being subpoenaed, how does that work? If he is summoned from across the country who pays the freight?