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Re: A little something that irked me on my past vacation
Posted: Thu Apr 15, 2010 7:58 am
by M Club
this story is proof that there is a god.
Re: A little something that irked me on my past vacation
Posted: Thu Apr 15, 2010 1:59 pm
by R-Jack
I'm sure you were more irked by the lack banana hammocks swinging at your face as you got out of your car.
Re: A little something that irked me on my past vacation
Posted: Thu Apr 15, 2010 2:47 pm
by Trampis
You do realise that there is a distinct possibility that you may be summoned to court for this in the future to testify dont you?.....in ARIZONA......you paying airfare both ways from Conecticut?.....if you dont show up you will have a warrant out for your arrest in Az. if you ever cross the border again.
Am I right T1B lawyers guild?
Re: A little something that irked me on my past vacation
Posted: Thu Apr 15, 2010 3:02 pm
by Mikey
Shoulda just followed Gordon home and capped his azzz.
Re: A little something that irked me on my past vacation
Posted: Thu Apr 15, 2010 3:15 pm
by MuchoBulls
How cold was your pizza?
Re: A little something that irked me on my past vacation
Posted: Thu Apr 15, 2010 3:19 pm
by TVO
Trampis wrote:You do realise that there is a distinct possibility that you may be summoned to court for this in the future to testify dont you?.....in ARIZONA......you paying airfare both ways from Conecticut?.....if you dont show up you will have a warrant out for your arrest in Az. if you ever cross the border again.
Am I right T1B lawyers guild?
Unless I can get at least one stomach-pumping-for-too-much-sperm bulemic-throat-orgasm out of it, I'm not in.
Why do you hate the taste of jizz? It's great!
Re: A little something that irked me on my past vacation
Posted: Thu Apr 15, 2010 3:32 pm
by Mikey
TVO wrote:
Why do you hate the taste of jizz? It's great!
Did you really just post this?
Re: A little something that irked me on my past vacation
Posted: Thu Apr 15, 2010 3:36 pm
by Screw_Michigan
Re: A little something that irked me on my past vacation
Posted: Thu Apr 15, 2010 5:07 pm
by Van
Mikey wrote:TVO wrote:
Why do you hate the taste of jizz? It's great!
Did you really just post this?
Check his post total, Mikey. That's someone trolling him.
Re: A little something that irked me on my past vacation
Posted: Thu Apr 15, 2010 5:19 pm
by Mikey
I've been trolled. It just seemed so authentic.
Guess I'd better turn in my license.
Re: A little something that irked me on my past vacation
Posted: Thu Apr 15, 2010 5:56 pm
by Derron
Where are the pictures of the "petite young things" tits at ?
Re: A little something that irked me on my past vacation
Posted: Thu Apr 15, 2010 6:05 pm
by Dinsdale
Papa John's -- Making Domino's and Pizza Hut look not-so-bad for 25 years.
Re: A little something that irked me on my past vacation
Posted: Thu Apr 15, 2010 7:09 pm
by indyfrisco
Sex is kinda like pizza. When it's bad, it's still pretty good.
Sin,

Re: A little something that irked me on my past vacation
Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 3:58 am
by Goober McTuber
So this Altima T-bones the pizza delivery vehicle with such force that Tarddowen is surprised that the pizza bitch didn't die, and then the Altima drives away? Sounds like another of Tardowen's fantasies. He's getting as bad as G-Pete.
Re: A little something that irked me on my past vacation
Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 11:40 am
by Dan Vogel
This sounds like it might be a case of police corruption. With that officer being promised something by the driver of the Altima. We like to think all officers are upright and looking out for the public good but there are some out there who go over to the dark side if the price is right. If you are a good citizen you should pursue this as much as you can Toddowen. If not you then who? Think of it that way.
Re: A little something that irked me on my past vacation
Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 1:05 pm
by Smackie Chan
Toddowen wrote:maybe I'll be revisting Sierra Vista in the near future.
Yeah, when you get subpoenaed.
Re: A little something that irked me on my past vacation
Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 1:52 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Toddowen wrote:I really didn't check out her rack.
It's all starting to come together now.
Re: A little something that irked me on my past vacation
Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 2:41 pm
by smackaholic
Sounds like the cops did a fairly shitty investigation. Also sounds like you might have been a shitty witness, todd. Ofcourse you didn't "see" that this dickhead didn't have his lights on. You didn't see it cause you didn't see him.....because his fukking lights were off. You should have 'spailed that a little better initially.
Even if this douche didn't have his lights on, i find it hard to believe that such a place, in front of a motel and a chain pizza joint would be so dark that an unlit car could just appear out of no where. the little pizza honey did fukk up. she should have saw him.
my guess that it was not so dark is backed up by the fact that gordon gecko was driving with his lights off. i have accidentally done this on occasions in well lit areas where your headlights provide zero help in seeing. i've never done it on a dark road as it would result in saying holly shit, i can't see where i am going.
overall, i'd say they both fukked up. unfortunately, the law doesn't do ties. someone has to be liable.
as for being subpoenaed, how does that work? If he is summoned from across the country who pays the freight?