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KC Scott wrote: The Tech geeks will jam on the Server room

I'm sure you got a boner walking past that place. Imagine the personal info storage space...
Rackmount servers running in RAID arrays...it must have been like seeing a bright, white light at the end of the tunnel...

KC Scott wrote:You're a weird wacky canuck Marty

at least that's what the first line of my dossier on you says

Thanks buddy.

BTW, I FedEx'd those hair and stool samples like you asked. You should be getting them soon. Hope my fingerprint lifts weren't too smudged.

yikes

Terrible, sterile looking place. It looks like the inside of the Death Star.

Dr_Phibes wrote:Terrible, sterile looking place. It looks like the inside of the Death Star.

The Empire never won back to back SuperBowls.

At least the empire was friendly to the working class. Hosing puke and cigarette butts off concrete benches is just straightforward.
It would take an small army of Mexicans armed with gallons of windex and paper towels to clean the smudge marks off all that Ikea chrome and glass.

Looking up you see the scoreboard - and it is massive.
90 feet tall - and it is as high def as any plasma I've seen.
They said Jerry Jones will bring folks into his private box and let them Madden on a play station displayed on the scoreboard.

Madden hell, can you imagine the epic porn?

~Van

Porn? Yes. On the MegaJumboTron? No. With a gaggle of those paid-for-pieces o'-ass dancing on the sidelines? Maybe in my private suite...or, fuck it, right there on the field? AbsofuckthemintheassuntiltheyscreamHerschelWalkerlutely.