How bout dem Nats?

[stuckinia]

Must be mighty embarrassing to be swept by one of the most shit franchises in Major League Baseball.

Enjoy your slide back to last place where yall belong. The O's welcome the company.

[Screw_Michigan]

You're 11 games behind the Nats. Any young prospects about to break through for you guys? Matt Wieters going to step up sooner than later? Angelos gonna sell the team anytime soon?

hO's fan running smack at anyone is just rich. Irrelevancy stares back at you in the mirror. The future in DC is 100x brighter than up the BW Parkway. You're setting record-low attendance figures. People have nothing better to do in Baltimore than smoke rocks and get murdered and they're STILL not showing up at Camden.

Is there even two players worth a shit on the hO's? Obviously not. The Nats have a lot of issues right now. The hO's are beyond hope.

[Mikey]

Is Boog Powell's bbq still there?

[Screw_Michigan]

Yep.

[stuckinia]

I admitted I root for a shit franchise. I just have to take advantage of the only opportunity an O's fan will have to talk shit this season. It is amusing to watch Nats fans that have hopped aboard the bandwagon (absurdly talking playoffs a couple months ago), only to have it T-boned by an absolutely hopeless, flacid collection of suck. I could see this shitty O's team losing the next 10-15 games.

The O's do have some young talent. It is just being destroyed by the worst owner in sports, a shitty GM who has absolutely no clue or power, and some of the worst managers/coaches I have ever seen. Weiters, Jones, Arrieta, Markakis all have talent. They just have no direction. Angelos and MacFail can both choke on abestos-filled cocks.

[Screw_Michigan]

It is amusing to watch Nats fans that have hopped aboard the bandwagon (absurdly talking playoffs a couple months ago), only to have it T-boned by an absolutely hopeless, flacid collection of suck.

A certain poster here (who shall remain nameless) PMed me before Strasburg was called up asking when I thought he would and when I thought he should. This was when the Nats were few games behind Philly in mid May. He thought the Nats should call him up right away because "they are in contention." I said I don't care if the Nats are undefeated, we'll start talking "contention" in late July.

Low and behold, I was right. They are fucking brutal right now. Thank god Riggleman only got a 1-yr deal.

[indyfrisco]

I admitted I root for a shit franchise. I just have to take advantage of the only opportunity an O's fan will have to talk shit this season.

Dude, you must have missed Smack 101, Chapter IV, section 3, article 5, verses 3-5.

3. The smack you levy and the smack levied against you are proportionally related to the success or failures of the team in which you root for.
4. If your team has not beaten the [insert smack battle participant's name here] at least 50% or more of the time [insert all time, X out of the last Y times, (whatever stat makes your argument better) here], you lose the smack battle.
5. Last but not least, invoke the mtool rule. ALIDLWYL (At least I don't live where you live.)

God speed.

[Screw_Michigan]

Great take, IF.