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I just assumed mascots were always drunk..
Posted: Tue Sep 14, 2010 12:43 am
by jiminphilly
Update: Nittany Lion mascot suspended after being cited for drinking
August 31, 2010 4:42pm EDT
The Nittany Lion mascot, Clint T. Gyory, was issued citations charging him with underage drinking, public drunkenness and criminal mischief for incidents that occurred early the morning of Aug. 1, the day after his 20th birthday.
The citations, filed by State College police on Aug. 20, say that at about 3 a.m. on Aug. 1 in the 200 block of East Fairmount Avenue, Gyory was under the influence of alcohol to the degree he endangered himself, others or property.
In particular, the citation says he broke a rearview mirror off of a vehicle and took it, and
“was intoxicated to the point that he crawled into the bed of a pickup truck and passed out.” 
According to the citations, a breathalyzer test measured his blood-alcohol content at .187.
If found guilty of the charges, Gyory would pay fines totaling more than $1,000.
More details will be provided as they become available.
Re: I just assumed mascots were always drunk..
Posted: Tue Sep 14, 2010 1:09 am
by Wolfman
I just can't wait until more details are available. Who's next ? Otto the Orange ?
Re: I just assumed mascots were always drunk..
Posted: Tue Sep 14, 2010 12:24 pm
by BSmack
Wolfman wrote:I just can't wait until more details are available. Who's next ? Otto the Orange ?
You just know Otto is a whore for Stoli.
Re: I just assumed mascots were always drunk..
Posted: Tue Sep 14, 2010 4:25 pm
by Dinsdale
I don't think drunk mascots are unheard of...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zY0B8qtUF8o
Re: I just assumed mascots were always drunk..
Posted: Tue Sep 14, 2010 7:15 pm
by Go Coogs'
Go to hell, Dins.
Re: I just assumed mascots were always drunk..
Posted: Tue Sep 14, 2010 7:20 pm
by indyfrisco
Rack the Ducks' mascot.
Though unrack for picking on a high school mascot.
Re: I just assumed mascots were always drunk..
Posted: Tue Sep 14, 2010 7:25 pm
by Go Coogs'
IndyFrisco wrote:Though unrack for picking on a high school mascot.
:brad:
Re: I just assumed mascots were always drunk..
Posted: Tue Sep 14, 2010 9:16 pm
by Trampis
I always assumed all mascots, if played by a heterosexual ,were drunk. Otherwise, the guy in the suit was too gay and ugly to be a cheer-guy.
Re: I just assumed mascots were always drunk..
Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2010 2:10 pm
by WolverineSteve
Trampis wrote:I always assumed all mascots, if played by a heterosexual ,were drunk. Otherwise, the guy in the suit was too gay and ugly to be a cheer-guy.
Yeah, cuz chear guys aren't gay.
Re: I just assumed mascots were always drunk..
Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2010 2:47 pm
by Mikey
WolverineSteve wrote:Trampis wrote:I always assumed all mascots, if played by a heterosexual ,were drunk. Otherwise, the guy in the suit was too gay and ugly to be a cheer-guy.
Yeah, cuz chear guys aren't gay.
boola boola