Raiduhs are clowing the chargers

OCmike · Post by **OCmike** » Sun Oct 10, 2010 9:28 pm

Rats. Chargers just took the lead. In other words, mvscal will be in to comment on the game shortly.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Sun Oct 10, 2010 10:00 pm

Once again special teams doing everything they possibly can to lose the game. Unfortunately for the Raiders they suck too badly to capitalize. Barring any further special teams miscues (a likely possibility yes I know), the second half will be a boat race.

Rivers is assraping the Raiders' secondary.

OCmike · Post by **OCmike** » Sun Oct 10, 2010 10:07 pm

mvscal wrote:Rivers is assraping the Raiders' secondary.

248yds in the first half? Fuuuuck....

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Sun Oct 10, 2010 10:09 pm

I thought it was 290. Anyway...it was A LOT. Even Gumby Assomoi is getting plungered.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Sun Oct 10, 2010 10:22 pm

Jesus fuck....another big return?!? At least it didn't go back for a TD. This has got to be the worst special teams play ever.

OCmike · Post by **OCmike** » Sun Oct 10, 2010 10:25 pm

mvscal wrote:I thought it was 290. Anyway...it was A LOT. Even Gumby Assomoi is getting plungered.

I'm sure it was. Jim Nantz said 248. I blame him.

BTW, how awesome is it that Rivers just threw for 300yds in a half, when crybaby Vincent Jackson's only leverage is the offense sucking.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Sun Oct 10, 2010 10:29 pm

All the more amusing considering he has two DUIs, is facing a four game suspension and is a tequila shot away from missing an entire year.

The only thing he's got in the bag is a really bad agent.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Sun Oct 10, 2010 10:32 pm

There's a Raider game today?

Oh.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Sun Oct 10, 2010 11:02 pm

poptart wrote:There's a Raider game today?

Oh.

Good game actually. Plenty of ups and downs.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Sun Oct 10, 2010 11:06 pm

mvscal wrote:Plenty of ups and downs.

Go up, down ...

That's it, Raiders, good girls.

OCmike · Post by **OCmike** » Sun Oct 10, 2010 11:25 pm

mvscal wrote:
poptart wrote:There's a Raider game today?

Oh.
Good game actually. Plenty of ups and downs.

Yep. I've been watching it on tvbr.com since it's blacked out locally (shocker). Some feed from Britain. Only thing is that they break into the game and go to an NFL Live-type program periodically during the coverage. There's a black anchor with a heavy ghetto accent, a white jock and a limey color/stats guy. They're actually fairly knowledgeable, but I could do without pausing the game once a quarter for 10-minutes of analysis.

Paul · Post by **Paul** » Mon Oct 11, 2010 12:00 am

Ditto, Scott....the Blots even got jobbed on that fumble call at the end of the game. Damn I love it when a plan comes together!

trev · Post by **trev** » Mon Oct 11, 2010 12:13 am

poptart wrote:There's a Raider game today?

Oh.

I get what you did here. It worked.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon Oct 11, 2010 12:18 am

trev wrote:
poptart wrote:There's a Raider game today?

Oh.
I get what you did here. It worked.

Hi trev

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Mon Oct 11, 2010 4:25 am

trev wrote:I get what you did here. It worked.

:wink:

Desperate times call for desperate measures.

It was a fumble, Paul.

TrOt yourself out a lap.

Seriously can't believe the zebras didn't figure out a way to hose the Raiders on that play.

Had to be a 10/10/10 thing.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Mon Oct 11, 2010 1:25 pm

So, with the seven year Charger monkey off their backs the Raiders should now have a clear path to the Super Bowl, or maybe even a .500 season.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Mon Oct 11, 2010 1:31 pm

Mikey wrote:So, with the seven year Charger monkey off their backs the Raiders should now have a clear path to the Super Bowl, or maybe even a .500 season.

7-9 is a real possibility.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Mon Oct 11, 2010 1:38 pm

BSmack wrote:7-9 is a real possibility.

Should be enough to win the division.

:wink:

:paul:

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Mon Oct 11, 2010 11:41 pm

Dolt Fan - taking the loss well.

bwaaaa ...

trev · Post by **trev** » Tue Oct 12, 2010 12:15 am

I'm calling BS. We don't have basements in San Diego.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Tue Oct 12, 2010 12:41 am

Crybaby Charger Fan wrote:for people who keep saying this is fake, its not, i have a steelers pennant because my stepdad is huge steelers fan and i live outside of pittsburgh, and i can watch the game thanks to NFL redzone

For what its worth.

Better stock up on therapy. It's going to be a long season for your shit team.

trev · Post by **trev** » Tue Oct 12, 2010 1:11 am

Ha ha!! It's not fake at all, nooooooooo.

Who's he trying to convince?

ChargerMike · Post by **ChargerMike** » Tue Oct 12, 2010 8:08 pm

Sucks to be in Sacramento this past week. Raiduhs never sell out so the game was blacked out. Probably a good thing actually. I watched it on NFL.com...play by play stats...

Props to the Raiduhs, they suck, but they played hard and took advantage of the Bolts horrifying special teams....not to worry, Norv said they would "get it fixed"....wait, he said that after the KC loss...wait, he said it after the Seattle loss...GET THE SUCKER FIXED ALREADY NORV! If the Duh's staff picked it up on film, can't your staff find the problem Norv? Well, after 3 special team loses, I guess that's a rhetorical question, my bad.

600+ total yards of offense and we lose?

BTW..did I say props to the Duh's?..where's James?

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Tue Oct 12, 2010 9:01 pm

Saw the Bolts' "washed up" former RB have a nice game with the Jets last night. Wonder how he's able to produce for the Jets when he pretty much couldn't anymore with the Chargers.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Tue Oct 12, 2010 10:59 pm

Toddowen wrote:This is Norv Turners last year as HC of the Bolts.

Unfortunately for Charger fans, it is not the last year of A.J. Smith running the show.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Tue Oct 12, 2010 11:04 pm

Mikey wrote:Saw the Bolts' "washed up" former RB have a nice game with the Jets last night.

Check back in January. He'll break a nail and be sulking on the end of the bench like the whiny cunt that he is.

He is not missed...at all.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Tue Oct 12, 2010 11:07 pm

BSmack wrote:Unfortunately for Charger fans, it is not the last year of A.J. Smith running the show.

What's unfortunate about that? He's one of best GMs in the league. The team is well stocked with talent. He routinely finds free agent gems and doesn't bend over when players make ridiculous demands.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Tue Oct 12, 2010 11:20 pm

mvscal wrote:
BSmack wrote:Unfortunately for Charger fans, it is not the last year of A.J. Smith running the show.
What's unfortunate about that? He's one of best GMs in the league. The team is well stocked with talent. He routinely finds free agent gems and doesn't bend over when players make ridiculous demands.

Top GMs don't hire Norv Turner. Top GMs don't allow holdout situations like the Vincent Jackson affair to get this far out of hand and Top GMs don't fire 14-2 head coaches just because 'lil A.J. got some sand in his vagina.

Tell me again, how many games have the Chargers sold out this year?

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Tue Oct 12, 2010 11:58 pm

BSmack wrote:Top GMs don't hire Norv Turner.

At the time he really didn't have much choice. Douchenbagger was well aware that the Spanos' weren't comfortable with his nepotism. They were gracious enough to allow him to hire one close relative. Then he comes back a few years later issuing ultimatums to management demanding that they hire his brother. That kind of chicken shit never plays and, for the record, it was Dean Spanos who fired Douchenbagger not Smith.

Marty wasn't some innocent bystander in all this. Even after yet another playoff choke they offered him a one year extension at $4.5 mil which Douchy flatly rejected.

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2763552

Norv was about the only guy out there who was available on short notice and, to be fair, he hasn't done too bad of a job. He has had more success than Marty did anyway. He might not be the greatest head coach out there but he is an offensive wizard and that is the strength of the team.

Top GMs don't allow holdout situations like the Vincent Jackson affair to get this far out of hand

What the fuck are you babbling about? Out of hand? For Jackson maybe. The offense hasn't missed a beat without him, in fact, they are even better without him.

Joe in PB · Post by **Joe in PB** » Wed Oct 13, 2010 12:14 am

Saw the Bolts' "washed up" former RB have a nice game with the Jets last night. Wonder how he's able to produce for the Jets when he pretty much couldn't anymore with the Chargers.

Huh?

Oops sorry, wrong underachiever.

Say what?

Unfortunately for Charger fans, it is not the last year of A.J. Smith running the show.

AJ Smith is probably the best thing that has happened to the Chargers in the last 20 years. Before him the Bolts had little talent and terrible coaches (minus Bobby Ross). Sure he had hold outs this year, but he can't sign players to long term contracts unless the owner opens ups his check book. Basically I put much of the blame on this years special teams abomination on the fact Spanos wanted to make as much money as possible, leaving AJ no choice but to let a number of role players walk & be replaced by rookies. Leaving San Diego with the 8th lowest roster salary in the league, something that is a first (& hopefully last) in the Philip Rivers era.

As for Vjax, the Chargers made up their minds not to sign him to a long term deal after his 2nd DUI. A situation that won't go away no matter which team he tries to negotiate with.

BTW..did I say props to the Duh's?..where's James?

poptart & Raiduh Jimmy are on time out, hoping the weekly plungerings are a thing of the past. Unfortunately for them, they aren't.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Wed Oct 13, 2010 12:35 am

Joe in PB wrote:Basically I put much of the blame on this years special teams abomination on the fact Spanos wanted to make as much money as possible, leaving AJ no choice but to let a number of role players walk & be replaced by rookies.

The real problem is injuries. They're working on their fourth long snapper this season after losing the first three to injury. There have also been a lot injuries in the linebacking corps and a lot of special teamers are having to step into starting roles on defense.

Losing Kassim Osgood has hurt but he was never going to make it as a receiver in San Diego and the Faguars were willing to give him a shot.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Wed Oct 13, 2010 12:54 am

poptart & Raiduh Jimmy are on time out, hoping the weekly plungerings are a thing of the past. Unfortunately for them, they aren't.

I expect the '9ers to notch their first win of the season this week v. Oakland.

'NINERS - 27
'DUHS - 21

ChargerMike · Post by **ChargerMike** » Wed Oct 13, 2010 1:39 am

poptart wrote:
poptart & Raiduh Jimmy are on time out, hoping the weekly plungerings are a thing of the past. Unfortunately for them, they aren't.
I expect the '9ers to notch their first win of the season this week v. Oakland.

'NINERS - 27
'DUHS - 21

...I guarantee it...

...Jed Dork errr York

ChargerMike · Post by **ChargerMike** » Wed Oct 13, 2010 1:44 am

Martyred wrote:
trev wrote:
poptart wrote:There's a Raider game today?

Oh.
I get what you did here. It worked.

Hi trev

..not Trev Marty...I actually snapped this pic of Trev at last years Donk game..

trev · Post by **trev** » Wed Oct 13, 2010 3:57 am

CM, I'm a princess, not a beast. SHEESH.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Wed Oct 13, 2010 3:17 pm

More therapy sessions will be in order for this young lad.

ChargerMike · Post by **ChargerMike** » Wed Oct 13, 2010 4:22 pm

trev wrote:CM, I'm a princess, not a beast. SHEESH.

...yes, I know, but I couldn't resist. :D

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Wed Oct 13, 2010 4:46 pm

BSmack wrote:More therapy sessions will be in order for this young lad.

He's pretty sane, actually. The Raiders game was on the TV. I'd hate football too if I was forced to watch that clusterfuck.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Thu Oct 14, 2010 5:51 am

BSmack wrote:More therapy sessions will be in order for this young lad.

13 straight wins over the 'duhs - the kid has obviously never seen his Blots lose to them.
Oakland is a tap-in, says his brain.

Prolly never even thought it was possible to lose to the 'duhs.

The all of a sudden he's served up a shit sandwich on his Sunday afternoon.

Didn't handle it well.

Give him an A+ for his P. Rivers impersonation.

Paul · Post by **Paul** » Thu Oct 14, 2010 1:03 pm

poptart wrote:Give him an A+ for his P. Rivers impersonation.