( ! G) Would You? (! G)
Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2010 5:44 pm
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Re: Would You?
Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2010 5:55 pm
I quit smoking, so the ashtray breath would be a dealbreaker.
Re: Would You?
Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2010 6:38 pm
That's why she's stuffed her smokes down there...as a deodorizer.
Either that or she's killing off crabs with the nicotine.
Either that or she's killing off crabs with the nicotine.
Re: Would You?
Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2010 6:39 pm
Fucking yes, I would.
Re: Would You?
Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2010 6:53 pm
Or maybe she likes her smokes flavored with her own gash juice..or she offers them to one of the studs she catches in her web ?..kind of like Bubba Cliton did after banging Monica with that cigar ?Carson wrote:That's why she's stuffed her smokes down there...as a deodorizer.
Either that or she's killing off crabs with the nicotine.
Re: Would You?
Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2010 6:54 pm
How shocking ... you would fuck a goat if you could find one..so you banging that wrinkly old cougar is no surprise there..Martyred wrote:Fucking yes, I would.
Re: Would You?
Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2010 6:58 pm
I would bang her like a judge banging a gavel at your stupidity trial.Derron wrote:..so you banging that wrinkly old cougar is no surprise there..
Long and hard.
Re: Would You?
Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2010 6:59 pm
Is this a trick question?
HELL YEAH I WOULD
HELL YEAH I WOULD
Re: Would You?
Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2010 7:01 pm
Of course you would..because you could not pull or would even want to have a shot at something like this :Martyred wrote:I would bang her like a judge banging a gavel at your stupidity trial.Derron wrote:..so you banging that wrinkly old cougar is no surprise there..
Long and hard.
Re: Would You?
Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2010 7:06 pm
Yes...and all the maturity and "experience" that teenage girls have to offer...
Stop sharing PM's with Diego, you sick bastard.
Stop sharing PM's with Diego, you sick bastard.
Re: Would You?
Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2010 7:24 pm
fukk yeah, I'd bang that wretched old cougar till her false teef fell out.
as for derron's junior high school swim team honeys, tell them to check back when they're legal.
as for derron's junior high school swim team honeys, tell them to check back when they're legal.
Re: Would You?
Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2010 7:26 pm
smackaholic wrote:...tell them to check back when they're legal.
Re: Would You?
Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2010 8:32 pm
So b-juice has a cougar bone, eh? He'd fuck Christine O'Donnell, Sarah Palin, so of course Sharon Stone would turn him on!
But...the true cougar cub would worship the soiled undies of much more than those hags..let's call the roll!
Service me, b-juice....now!
Babs says you're tiny but willing...so service me!
Look, b-juice, I want a nooner, and I don't want to hear anymore about my vaginal odor--let's go!
Carry on, old man, these broads appreciate it :wink:
But...the true cougar cub would worship the soiled undies of much more than those hags..let's call the roll!
Service me, b-juice....now!
Babs says you're tiny but willing...so service me!
Look, b-juice, I want a nooner, and I don't want to hear anymore about my vaginal odor--let's go!
Carry on, old man, these broads appreciate it :wink:
Re: Would You?
Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2010 8:51 pm
Ah, yes...now Felchco shows up to tell us all how "icky" girls are...
You're here, you're queer, we're used to it, Felchco.
You're here, you're queer, we're used to it, Felchco.
Re: Would You?
Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2010 11:28 pm
right in her wrinkly twat.
Re: Would You?
Posted: Tue Oct 19, 2010 12:05 am
No, b-juice, just your conspicuously bad taste in demented hags--Sharon Stone sorta doesn't count, but openly lusting after Palin runs you automatically. Or what?Martyred wrote:Ah, yes...now Felchco shows up to tell us all how "icky" girls are...
Re: Would You?
Posted: Tue Oct 19, 2010 12:21 am
LTS TRN 2 wrote:No, b-juice, just your conspicuously bad taste in demented hags--Sharon Stone sorta doesn't count, but openly lusting after Palin runs you automatically. Or what?Martyred wrote:Ah, yes...now Felchco shows up to tell us all how "icky" girls are...
You have extremely deep-seated "issues", Felchco.
Your dad wasn't around much, was he?
Did your sisters force you to play "dress up"? Did you get "used to it" after a while?
Re: Would You?
Posted: Tue Oct 19, 2010 1:21 am
Intitlover wrote:right in her wrinkly twat.
Re: Would You?
Posted: Tue Oct 19, 2010 2:09 am
Age can be beautiful if it isn't fucked around with too much by a knife/botox happy plastic surgeon
Re: ( ! G) Would You? (! G)
Posted: Tue Oct 19, 2010 2:33 am
Thanks to whoever added the (! G). I tried to do it myself, but couldn't figure it out.
Re: ( ! G) Would You? (! G)
Posted: Tue Oct 19, 2010 2:46 am
Eyebleach, STAT.
If there has to be a GILF, it is Helen Mirren.
If there has to be a GILF, it is Helen Mirren.
Re: ( ! G) Would You? (! G)
Posted: Tue Oct 19, 2010 3:12 am
^^^ fucking this.
was just telling the wife the other day she was one hot older woman.
was just telling the wife the other day she was one hot older woman.
Re: ( ! G) Would You? (! G)
Posted: Tue Oct 19, 2010 4:27 am
I'll see your Helen, and raise you apron wrote:Eyebleach, STAT.
If there has to be a GILF, it is Helen Mirren.
70 years old?!
Freaking timeless....
Re: ( ! G) Would You? (! G)
Posted: Tue Oct 19, 2010 7:10 am
These...whores can't compete with me...I am Lollabrigida..
(Age 79)
(Age 79)
Re: ( ! G) Would You? (! G)
Posted: Tue Oct 19, 2010 2:12 pm
pron wrote:
There's alot of music left on that old fiddle.
Re: Would You?
Posted: Tue Oct 19, 2010 11:38 pm
Is that your mom?missjo wrote:Age can be beautiful if it isn't fucked around with too much by a knife/botox happy plastic surgeon
Re: ( ! G) Would You? (! G)
Posted: Wed Oct 20, 2010 4:02 pm
Can't let this thing fade away without a nod to the standard bearer....Mrs. Vicky LaMotta
Re: Would You?
Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2010 5:09 am
mvscal wrote:Is that your mom?missjo wrote:Age can be beautiful if it isn't fucked around with too much by a knife/botox happy plastic surgeon
