Do you buy 1-ply sandpaper?

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Do you buy 1-ply sandpaper?

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Or are you forced to use that fluffy toilet paper that the Mrs. buys with pictures of cotton balls and kittens and angels on it?
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UNWAR macho-wipe with wood chips in it.

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Carson wrote: If I were to ever actually WANT a raw burning asshole,

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Anyone remember this being marketed ?

http://www.americanbidet.com/meetmrbidet.htm
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PSU, your thoughts?
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Cuando Señor LTS TRN viene a visitar Cabo, él vende en la tienda de mi tío. Todas las maneras que mi tío tiene mucha facilidad anal para él y su amigo grande de chico de guardia de cuerpo Urgencias para comprar compran el gran cantidad.

¿Y quién subrayan los gringos con los dedos anales de facilidad? Próxima cosa que estarán en las narices y lamer.
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Wolfman wrote:Anyone remember this being marketed ?

http://www.americanbidet.com/meetmrbidet.htm
Bidets are definitely more sanitary than (partially) wiping your stink ring with a piece of fucking paper.
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mvscal wrote:
Wolfman wrote:Anyone remember this being marketed ?

http://www.americanbidet.com/meetmrbidet.htm
Bidets are definitely more sanitary than (partially) wiping your stink ring with a piece of fucking paper.
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as a teenager i remember talking to my gramps about bidets. don't recall how the topic came up, but, i thought they were kinda stupid, gramps thought they were heavenly, although he didn't have one.

30 years and many an arse wipe later, i'm seeing how having one would be pretty awesome. maybe someday.
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Go Coogs' wrote:PSU, your thoughts?
Really not sure what's going on here.
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Way too tall. That's for dental work
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