Spray

[Felix]

please find these guys and put them out of everyone's misery

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=58c_1291219185

if there's a worse pink floyd cover, I'd like to see (hear) it

[smackaholic]

what'chu tawkin' 'bout? them dudes are fukking tight!

spray, kill them....slowly. slower even than they attempted to play comfortably numb.

[mvscal]

We're not going about to do a free-form jazz, uh, exploration in front of a festival crowd!

[LTS TRN 2]

Yep, that's major suckage. But...anyone see the obvious problem in this band? It's the (lack of) drummer. Any decent band, from the Stones to the Beatles, the Who, Zep, keep going...are founded on a solid drummer. This eunuch should turn in his sticks and sell his kit immediately. I couldn't listen up the solo, but I'm sure it blows chunks...ugh.

Hopefully the soon-to-arrive aliens will straighten this sort of shit out properly

[Felix]

I seriously wonder if that wasn't a put-on...

the thought crossed my mind, but then I could see the intent look on that gene splice singing and concluded that "no, they ain't kidding"

and the fact they had the audacity to "play" that in front of a music store gives me pause to wonder why the crowd wasn't pelting them with bags of rotten produce

[Tom In VA]

and the fact they had the audacity to "play" that in front of a music store gives me pause to wonder why the crowd wasn't pelting them with bags of rotten produce

1. The people didn't pay or if they did it was a nominal fee from friends and family of people who take lessons from that store ?
2. These dude's might have just started learning and picked this up as a hobby. Doubt any of them were deluded into thinking they're "going somwhere" with music (until now).

Every once in awhile the music stores around here do this and it's a similiar scene with varying degrees of young upcoming talent and the odd older crew who are looking for a new hobby.

[Felix]

Every once in awhile the music stores around here do this and it's a similiar scene with varying degrees of young upcoming talent and the odd older crew who are looking for a new hobby.

"musicians" tend to be hypercritical of themselves and the last thing that most would want is to embarrass themselves in front of anybody...if those dudes had simply listened to themselves with a critical ear, they probably would have never taken the stage...it wasn't just the singer, everybody seemed to be playing to a different rhythm....

Damn...I must have watched that clip five times now.

I know, it's like a train wreck...you don't want to watch but you can't turn away....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvPugOWeZiA

[Derron]

Just when you thought all of this was behind you, WRONG:



Listen to the guys talking at the end of it. :D

Brilliant marketing ploy on the musics stores part..just come buy your gear here, we don't need or give no stinking lessons..

Fuckin a .. who would get on stage with that level of non talent....

[Moving Sale]

Fuckin a .. who would get on stage with that level of non talent....

You have zero talent for smack or humor or critical thinking and yet you post and post and post.

[Derron]

Fuckin a .. who would get on stage with that level of non talent....

You have zero talent for smack or humor or critical thinking and yet you post and post and post.

Ohh...Moving Bowels...Why are you so critical ? you not only have zero talent, you keep coming back after everyone kicks your ass..and kicks it again, and again, and again. You are the fucking drop kick king here...maybe you and your boyfriend Atomic Bitch can get together and compose man love ditty's ...be about as interesting as your "fuckpop" takes.

[Moving Sale]

Why are you so critical ?

Because you suck ass. You can read right? Is your next post going to have my nic spelled differently, some homosmack and a few smiley faces just like your last ten posts or are you going to branch out to something readable?

BTW you don't have to answer that I know you’re not capable.

[Derron]

Is your next post going to have my nic spelled differently,

^^^^^^^^^
See above

some homosmack

We all know you are a cock gobbler..errr a midget cock gobbler.

a few smiley faces just like your last ten posts

Anything else you would like to see tardling ?

[Mace]

Sorry, TVO, you're outta here.

[Moving Sale]

Anything else you would like to see tardling ?

You posting something interseting would be a nice change of pace.

[Moving Sale]

Sorry, TVO, you're outta here.

So on top of everything else that sucks about your posting, you're lazy too. Do you have ANY redeeming qualities?

[Derron]

Anything else you would like to see tardling ?

You posting something interseting would be a nice change of pace.

The word is spelled " interesting".

The lisping fag thread is the one on the Military DADT topic. Your input is needed there post haste.

[Moving Sale]

Anything else you would like to see tardling ?

You posting something interseting would be a nice change of pace.

The word is spelled " interesting".

The lisping fag thread is the one on the Military DADT topic. Your input is needed there post haste.

Spelling and homosmack are not new for you, they are the same bottom of the barrel crap you always post. Try something new. Like being funny or smart or relevant. Try posting something thought provoking or imaginative.

[Derron]

Try something new. Like being funny or smart or relevant. Try posting something thought provoking or imaginative.

You are a fucking piece of crap.

[Moving Sale]

[img]TVOBurger.jpg[/img]

How original. A 'fries with that' pic of an attorney.

You are a fucking piece of crap.

That's a start. Not a good start but a start none the less. Now let's see if you can take the next step and actually follow that post up with a post that is relevant to this new line of 'smack' you have going and directly responds to me. Why is it that you think I am a POC? Concentrate, think hard, now post.

[Dinsdale]

How original. A 'fries with that' pic of an attorney.

Yeah, that not too accurate.

The people working the drive-through have a much higher level of respect with the public.

Working your second job, it must kill you a little bit inside every time you have to ask someone "would you like to supersize that?"

[Moving Sale]

The people working the drive-through have a much higher level of respect with the public.

I eat food not chemicals called food so I wouldn't know. Therefore I will defer to your expertise in that matter.

Working your second job, it must kill you a little bit inside every time you have to ask someone "would you like to supersize that?"

I don't work a 'second' job. I have enough clients to pay the bills. I don't bump from job to job like you and AP and I have no idea why I would care about asking someone about 'supersizing' if I did. Oh wait you just called me short huh? That is so fucking original and biting. How will I ever recover?

[Dinsdale]

The people working the drive-through have a much higher level of respect with the public.

I eat food not chemicals called food so I wouldn't know. Therefore I will defer to your expertise in that matter.

Maybe you should consider deferring to the Kansas Citiers expertise on IKYABWAI.

[Derron]

You are a fucking piece of crap.

That's a start. Not a good start but a start none the less.

Of course it is not a good start you stupid fuck..I am just following your line to see where it goes, you tried it in another thread...just like all your repeat smack " How will I ever recover ?"

Why is it that you think I am a POC? Concentrate, think hard, now post.

Because you exist and breathe perfectly good air that another human being would put to better use..

[Dinsdale]

Cut Massive Fail some slack, people -- he's been lashing out ever since Gulliver broke loose.

[Moving Sale]

The people working the drive-through have a much higher level of respect with the public.

I eat food not chemicals called food so I wouldn't know. Therefore I will defer to your expertise in that matter.

Maybe you should consider deferring to the Kansas Citiers expertise on IKYABWAI.

What kind of reflex monkey are you? Can you retort with anything that doesn't involve IKYABWAI? Do you see IKYABWAI in every post? No chicken little not every post is IKYABWAI. I said I would defer to your expertise. That's what you long for isn't it? That’s what all this long winded BS you post about knowing this guy and having done that thing is all about right? And what about the rest of my post? Couldn't find a IKYABWAI so you’re dumbfounded? And then you follow that up, after I didn't even post, with nicsmack and 'you're short?' Good gawd you are a diseased mess.

Derron,
See now that's what I mean. That is just another way of saying I'm a POC. You need to explain why. Make it on point AND advance the dialogue at the same time. Concentrate, think hard, now post.

[Derron]

, with nicsmack and 'you're short?'

And your a real bad fuckin poster as well??

Derron,
See now that's what I mean. That is just another way of saying I'm a POC. You need to explain why.

I need to explain why ?? You mean you really don't get it do you ? Maybe YOU should explain that same blast you cut loose with you fucking imbecile...

[Derron]

I don't work a 'second' job. I have enough clients to pay the bills. I don't bump from job to job like you and AP and I have no idea why I would care about asking someone about 'supersizing' if I did. Oh wait you just called me short huh? That is so fucking original and biting. How will I ever recover?

What kind of a client would use you? Seriously? What's your fucking purpose? Are your clients the type that takes their spoiled-fuck kid to a carnival, said spoiled-fuck kid throws a fit because ride requires 43 inch kid, and said spoiled-fuck kid is 42 inches? THEN, spoiled-fuck kid's mom sues the carnival? That's maybe the only application in which you might be useful...

Well if it is the height issue you are laying out litigation for, then Moving Bowels is the man for the job. What barrister would better understand the plight of the vertically challenged other than Esquire Midget Moving Bowels ? He got that 43 inch shit down real good.

He would swagger into the court room in his midget waddle, mount a box, and begin throwing out objections and deflections while the court laffed..and laffed..and laffed.

[Moving Sale]

You actually ARE incapable of typing anything original or at least funny or provocative or even readable aren't you?

[Derron]

You actually ARE incapable of typing anything original

Like you post every time ?

" You can't type anything original at all...nanner...nanner...nanner...."

You are boring you little ankle biter..go the fuck away cunt face.

[Moving Sale]

..go the fuck away cunt face.

No, I think I will stay awhile and beat you upside the head some more from time to time. Thanks for the invite though.

[indyfrisco]

Just keep on slapping the fuck out of him. Finally (like I did), you'll get so deep into his dome that he'll finally quit responding to you. :D

Careful. That troll may come in here and call you something original like a KFC eating fatfucktard. Don't say I didn't warn you.

[Derron]

Just keep on slapping the fuck out of him. Finally (like I did), you'll get so deep into his dome that he'll finally quit responding to you. :D

Careful. That troll may come in here and call you something original like a KFC eating fatfucktard. Don't say I didn't warn you.

It's gonna happen. Just a matter of time...

Maybe he will let loose with that "fuckpop" blast again. Nothing funnier to watch than a midget jumping up and down screaming 'BODE !!!"...3....2....1...

[Moving Sale]

That troll may come in here and call you something original like a KFC eating fatfucktard.

What evidence do you have that that is even remotely probable? When was the last time I called someone fat? Hell how often do I use any kind of appearance smack? How did you get so dumb? Do you just type shit and hope SOMEBODY will think it's true or funny or insightful? You are one stupid fuck.

[Moving Sale]

Maybe he will let loose with that "fuckpop" blast again.

If I did it would be funnier than anything you have posted in the last few years.

Nothing funnier to watch than a midget jumping up and down screaming 'BODE !!!"...3....2....1...

What does that have to do with me?