Serious inquiries for poptart re: Satan
Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2010 7:13 pm
pop, over the years you have so eloquently and patiently discussed subjects pertaining to God, and I thank you for that. I think I can speak for a lot of folks when I say, we have learned much. But it seems to me that little has been discussed in the way of Satan and Hell, and all that good stuff. So I'm here today to pose some inquiries to you, hoping you'll be so kind as to further enlighten.
1. Do you believe Satan is a literal being?
2. If so, how do you imagine Satan physically? Please be as descriptive as possible. Pics are fine.
3. Do you suppose Lucifer was kicked to the depths of Hell because he was a heterosexual who was freaky and liked to get wild with the female angels?
4. What AFC rivalry would you compare to God v Satan?
5. Do you think in this cutting edge era of evil deedin' Satan has maximized all his outlets and resources, like blogs, message boards, etc? Or do you think he just keeps it old school by getting trapped inside your body and shit? Has he outsourced to India?
6. Do you think maybe Hell isn't as bad as advertised, and God just convinced everyone that it sucks ass when it's actually kinda deece? Like what if you get down there and it's just a laptop stuck on T1B with nothing but Derron posts but the other 6 days of the week you get to watch football and bang chicks.
7. In the movie Field of Dreams, John Kinsella asks, "Is this heaven?" Ray Kinsella responds with, "It's Iowa."
Fill in the blank:
"Is this Hell?"
"It's _________."
1. Do you believe Satan is a literal being?
2. If so, how do you imagine Satan physically? Please be as descriptive as possible. Pics are fine.
3. Do you suppose Lucifer was kicked to the depths of Hell because he was a heterosexual who was freaky and liked to get wild with the female angels?
4. What AFC rivalry would you compare to God v Satan?
5. Do you think in this cutting edge era of evil deedin' Satan has maximized all his outlets and resources, like blogs, message boards, etc? Or do you think he just keeps it old school by getting trapped inside your body and shit? Has he outsourced to India?
6. Do you think maybe Hell isn't as bad as advertised, and God just convinced everyone that it sucks ass when it's actually kinda deece? Like what if you get down there and it's just a laptop stuck on T1B with nothing but Derron posts but the other 6 days of the week you get to watch football and bang chicks.
7. In the movie Field of Dreams, John Kinsella asks, "Is this heaven?" Ray Kinsella responds with, "It's Iowa."
Fill in the blank:
"Is this Hell?"
"It's _________."
