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Douchebag · Post by **Douchebag** » Tue Apr 26, 2011 3:43 pm

I have lost EVERYTHINg. O’Cyrus and the Mexicans have cleaned me out and assfucked my entire operation

For the past 6 months I have been living in my moms garage, collecting unemployment, and shooting up steroids and blow. It helps keep me JACKED. I’m poor as fuck. Stevo and Rollins are doing what they can on the side to scrape up some money. Stevo looks good in a wig and he’s working the streets – FUCK YOU IT’S NOT A HOMO THING

HERE IS THE DEAL

If every member from this board deposits some money into my paypal account I can get back on my feet and start focusing on BEATING ASS. What do you get out of it? SIMPLE. I remove every last one of you motherfuckers off my list. I will SAVE you from your ass pounding if you GIVE ME MONEY, GOD PLEASE GIVE ME MONEY I AM DESPERATE AND I CAN”T TAKE IT ANYMOR)E; PLEASE FOR ALL THAT IS RIGHT AND HOLY GIVE ME MONEY I AM BEGGING YOU

DO WE HAVE A DEAL, COCKSLAPS???

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Tue Apr 26, 2011 3:54 pm

If you send your account information (along with your mom and dad's) to my Nigerian Prince friend, we would be happy to handle these transactions for you. "Free" of charge, of course.

If you're looking for a reference, please talk to War Wagon. I believe we've handled similar business for him before.

Cyrus · Post by **Cyrus** » Tue Apr 26, 2011 4:02 pm

Douchebag wrote:I have lost EVERYTHINg. O’Cyrus and the Mexicans have cleaned me out and assfucked my entire operation

For the past 6 months I have been living in my moms garage, collecting unemployment, and shooting up steroids and blow. It helps keep me JACKED. I’m poor as fuck. Stevo and Rollins are doing what they can on the side to scrape up some money. Stevo looks good in a wig and he’s working the streets – FUCK YOU IT’S NOT A HOMO THING

HERE IS THE DEAL

If every member from this board deposits some money into my paypal account I can get back on my feet and start focusing on BEATING ASS. What do you get out of it? SIMPLE. I remove every last one of you motherfuckers off my list. I will SAVE you from your ass pounding if you GIVE ME MONEY, GOD PLEASE GIVE ME MONEY I AM DESPERATE AND I CAN”T TAKE IT ANYMOR)E; PLEASE FOR ALL THAT IS RIGHT AND HOLY GIVE ME MONEY I AM BEGGING YOU

DO WE HAVE A DEAL, COCKSLAPS???

Dirty Dancer...I'm assume you're running this shit show. Now you owe me some money. And I want it right fucking now.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue Apr 26, 2011 4:07 pm

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:If you're looking for a reference, please talk to War Wagon. I believe we've handled similar business for him before.

Look your Hugeness, I don't deal with PayPal.

All transactions must handled using Western Union, got it?

Get fucked · Post by **Get fucked** » Tue Apr 26, 2011 4:47 pm

Get fucked

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Tue Apr 26, 2011 11:54 pm

I got a nice crisp bill with a picture of andy jackson on it for you, if you can find a way to exit 67 off I-84. It will be the most painful twenty dollars you've ever earned, but, if you really do need the cayshe, find a way to get there.

I'll buy you a milk shake in the BK when I'm done with you. I'd buy ya a whopper, but, you need teef to chew one.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Wed Apr 27, 2011 12:02 am

smackaholic wrote:I got a nice crisp bill with a picture of andy jackson on it for you, if you can find a way to exit 67 off I-84. It will be the most painful twenty dollars you've ever earned, but, if you really do need the cayshe, find a way to get there.

I'll buy you a milk shake in the BK when I'm done with you. I'd buy ya a whopper, but, you need teef to chew one.

Bring a blender. Its the least you can do.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Wed Apr 27, 2011 12:08 am

Douchebag wrote:I have lost EVERYTHINg. O’Cyrus and the Mexicans have cleaned me out and assfucked my entire operation

GIVE ME MONEY, GOD PLEASE GIVE ME MONEY I AM DESPERATE AND I CAN”T TAKE IT ANYMOR)E; PLEASE FOR ALL THAT IS RIGHT AND HOLY GIVE ME MONEY I AM BEGGING YOU

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Wed Apr 27, 2011 12:57 am

BSmack wrote:
smackaholic wrote:I got a nice crisp bill with a picture of andy jackson on it for you, if you can find a way to exit 67 off I-84. It will be the most painful twenty dollars you've ever earned, but, if you really do need the cayshe, find a way to get there.

I'll buy you a milk shake in the BK when I'm done with you. I'd buy ya a whopper, but, you need teef to chew one.
Bring a blender. Its the least you can do.

that's a thought. but, i think a chocolate shake would taste better than whopper puree. also, the cold shake will help with the swelling. and there's gonna be an assload of swelling.

Douchebag · Post by **Douchebag** » Wed Apr 27, 2011 1:40 am

smackaholic wrote:I got a nice crisp bill with a picture of andy jackson on it for you, if you can find a way to exit 67 off I-84. It will be the most painful twenty dollars you've ever earned, but, if you really do need the cayshe, find a way to get there.

I'll buy you a milk shake in the BK when I'm done with you. I'd buy ya a whopper, but, you need teef to chew one.

the travel expenses will put me in the hole, SCROTEFUCK. i have lost ALL connections and member discounts with Accor hotels. how does this help me? this is EXACTLY the kind of disrespect that fills me with a rage you could never even BEGIN to comprehend. Stevo would have to suck 12 extra dicks just for me to BREAK EVEN,,FUCK

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Wed Apr 27, 2011 7:32 pm

If you're broke, then where are you getting the "blow"?

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Wed Apr 27, 2011 7:59 pm

Mikey wrote:If you're broke, then where are you getting the "blow"?

I believe Stevo and Rollins are blowing everything in sight...

T1B

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