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EVERYONE READ THIS

Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2011 3:43 pm
by Douchebag
I have lost EVERYTHINg. O’Cyrus and the Mexicans have cleaned me out and assfucked my entire operation

For the past 6 months I have been living in my moms garage, collecting unemployment, and shooting up steroids and blow. It helps keep me JACKED. I’m poor as fuck. Stevo and Rollins are doing what they can on the side to scrape up some money. Stevo looks good in a wig and he’s working the streets – FUCK YOU IT’S NOT A HOMO THING

HERE IS THE DEAL

If every member from this board deposits some money into my paypal account I can get back on my feet and start focusing on BEATING ASS. What do you get out of it? SIMPLE. I remove every last one of you motherfuckers off my list. I will SAVE you from your ass pounding if you GIVE ME MONEY, GOD PLEASE GIVE ME MONEY I AM DESPERATE AND I CAN”T TAKE IT ANYMOR)E; PLEASE FOR ALL THAT IS RIGHT AND HOLY GIVE ME MONEY I AM BEGGING YOU

DO WE HAVE A DEAL, COCKSLAPS???

Re: EVERYONE READ THIS

Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2011 3:54 pm
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
If you send your account information (along with your mom and dad's) to my Nigerian Prince friend, we would be happy to handle these transactions for you. "Free" of charge, of course.

If you're looking for a reference, please talk to War Wagon. I believe we've handled similar business for him before.

Re: EVERYONE READ THIS

Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2011 4:02 pm
by Cyrus
Douchebag wrote:I have lost EVERYTHINg. O’Cyrus and the Mexicans have cleaned me out and assfucked my entire operation

For the past 6 months I have been living in my moms garage, collecting unemployment, and shooting up steroids and blow. It helps keep me JACKED. I’m poor as fuck. Stevo and Rollins are doing what they can on the side to scrape up some money. Stevo looks good in a wig and he’s working the streets – FUCK YOU IT’S NOT A HOMO THING

HERE IS THE DEAL

If every member from this board deposits some money into my paypal account I can get back on my feet and start focusing on BEATING ASS. What do you get out of it? SIMPLE. I remove every last one of you motherfuckers off my list. I will SAVE you from your ass pounding if you GIVE ME MONEY, GOD PLEASE GIVE ME MONEY I AM DESPERATE AND I CAN”T TAKE IT ANYMOR)E; PLEASE FOR ALL THAT IS RIGHT AND HOLY GIVE ME MONEY I AM BEGGING YOU

DO WE HAVE A DEAL, COCKSLAPS???
Dirty Dancer...I'm assume you're running this shit show. Now you owe me some money. And I want it right fucking now.

Re: EVERYONE READ THIS

Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2011 4:07 pm
by War Wagon
ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:If you're looking for a reference, please talk to War Wagon. I believe we've handled similar business for him before.
Look your Hugeness, I don't deal with PayPal.

All transactions must handled using Western Union, got it?

Re: EVERYONE READ THIS

Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2011 4:47 pm
by Get fucked
Get fucked

Re: EVERYONE READ THIS

Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2011 11:54 pm
by smackaholic
I got a nice crisp bill with a picture of andy jackson on it for you, if you can find a way to exit 67 off I-84. It will be the most painful twenty dollars you've ever earned, but, if you really do need the cayshe, find a way to get there.

I'll buy you a milk shake in the BK when I'm done with you. I'd buy ya a whopper, but, you need teef to chew one.

Re: EVERYONE READ THIS

Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2011 12:02 am
by BSmack
smackaholic wrote:I got a nice crisp bill with a picture of andy jackson on it for you, if you can find a way to exit 67 off I-84. It will be the most painful twenty dollars you've ever earned, but, if you really do need the cayshe, find a way to get there.

I'll buy you a milk shake in the BK when I'm done with you. I'd buy ya a whopper, but, you need teef to chew one.
Bring a blender. Its the least you can do.

Re: EVERYONE READ THIS

Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2011 12:08 am
by mvscal
Douchebag wrote:I have lost EVERYTHINg. O’Cyrus and the Mexicans have cleaned me out and assfucked my entire operation
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GIVE ME MONEY, GOD PLEASE GIVE ME MONEY I AM DESPERATE AND I CAN”T TAKE IT ANYMOR)E; PLEASE FOR ALL THAT IS RIGHT AND HOLY GIVE ME MONEY I AM BEGGING YOU
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Re: EVERYONE READ THIS

Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2011 12:57 am
by smackaholic
BSmack wrote:
smackaholic wrote:I got a nice crisp bill with a picture of andy jackson on it for you, if you can find a way to exit 67 off I-84. It will be the most painful twenty dollars you've ever earned, but, if you really do need the cayshe, find a way to get there.

I'll buy you a milk shake in the BK when I'm done with you. I'd buy ya a whopper, but, you need teef to chew one.
Bring a blender. Its the least you can do.
that's a thought. but, i think a chocolate shake would taste better than whopper puree. also, the cold shake will help with the swelling. and there's gonna be an assload of swelling.

Re: EVERYONE READ THIS

Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2011 1:40 am
by Douchebag
smackaholic wrote:I got a nice crisp bill with a picture of andy jackson on it for you, if you can find a way to exit 67 off I-84. It will be the most painful twenty dollars you've ever earned, but, if you really do need the cayshe, find a way to get there.

I'll buy you a milk shake in the BK when I'm done with you. I'd buy ya a whopper, but, you need teef to chew one.
the travel expenses will put me in the hole, SCROTEFUCK. i have lost ALL connections and member discounts with Accor hotels. how does this help me? this is EXACTLY the kind of disrespect that fills me with a rage you could never even BEGIN to comprehend. Stevo would have to suck 12 extra dicks just for me to BREAK EVEN,,FUCK

Re: EVERYONE READ THIS

Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2011 7:32 pm
by Mikey
If you're broke, then where are you getting the "blow"?

Re: EVERYONE READ THIS

Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2011 7:59 pm
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Mikey wrote:If you're broke, then where are you getting the "blow"?
I believe Stevo and Rollins are blowing everything in sight...