Has anyone heard from Poptart recently?

[jiminphilly]

Crucified man found in quarry in loin cloth, thorn crown
Laura Donovan
- The Daily Caller – Wed May 4, 10:34 am ET

A man’s body was discovered nailed to a wooden cross in an empty South Korea stone pit, supposedly next to a mirror so he could see himself suffer , according to a New York Daily News report.
Donning a loin cloth and crown of thorns, the man had a stab wound on his side and his feet and hands nailed to the cross, resembling the image of Jesus Christ in the bible’s description of his death. There were two smaller crosses on either side of the man.

Police found a hammer, nails, mirror, an electric drill, more pieces of wood, and a “how-to” guide for constructing crosses. The man’s SUV was also discovered near the stone quarry. Cops are unsure if this was a suicide or homicide, but neighbors claimed the man had intense religious beliefs.

It would be most impressive if Pop ran himself.

[Goober McTuber]

http://www.theoneboard.com/board/viewto ... al#p730289

It all makes sense, including the part where he rises from the dead to offer up his State of the Raiders thread.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Has he learned nothing from this place? Shoulda used square headed deck screws.

[War Wagon]

I'll miss 'tart...

Dibs! on his record player.

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

Maybe I am not thinking this through clearly enough, but how could this possibly be a suicide? Perhaps someone with **Suicidal Tendencies (Tardowned?) can weigh in on how to nail both of their hands to a cross.



**All I wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi.

[Screw_Michigan]

I'll take his bible. I want to see the parts he hi-lites in yellow and underlines in ink.

The fuck scenes?

[Smackie Chan]

Has he learned nothing from this place? Shoulda used square headed deck screws.

+1

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

BTW, how do you nail both hands to a cross without any help?

[BSmack]

BTW, how do you nail both hands to a cross without any help?

Maybe he was real good with his feet?

[War Wagon]

BTW, how do you nail both hands to a cross without any help?

Navy SEAL training.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

I shall endeavor to console the grieving Mrs. 'Tart.


She's hot, right?

[Mikey]

BTW, how do you nail both hands to a cross without any help?

With a glass dick?

Maybe I am not thinking this through clearly enough, but how could this possibly be a suicide? Perhaps someone with **Suicidal Tendencies (Tardowned?) can weigh in on how to nail both of their hands to a cross.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Well, shit, ya got me there, boss.

[Mikey]

I'm sharper than usualm today.


BTW...shouldn't this story have been posted in the Board Stigmata thread?