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Has anyone heard from Poptart recently?
Posted: Wed May 04, 2011 6:00 pm
by jiminphilly
Crucified man found in quarry in loin cloth, thorn crown
Laura Donovan
- The Daily Caller – Wed May 4, 10:34 am ET
A man’s body was discovered nailed to a wooden cross in an empty South Korea stone pit, supposedly next to a mirror so he could see himself suffer , according to a New York Daily News report.
Donning a loin cloth and crown of thorns, the man had a stab wound on his side and his feet and hands nailed to the cross, resembling the image of Jesus Christ in the bible’s description of his death. There were two smaller crosses on either side of the man.
Police found a hammer, nails, mirror, an electric drill, more pieces of wood, and a “how-to” guide for constructing crosses. The man’s SUV was also discovered near the stone quarry. Cops are unsure if this was a suicide or homicide, but neighbors claimed the man had intense religious beliefs.
It would be most impressive if Pop ran himself.
Re: Has anyone heard from Poptart recently?
Posted: Wed May 04, 2011 6:07 pm
by Goober McTuber
http://www.theoneboard.com/board/viewto ... al#p730289
It all makes sense, including the part where he rises from the dead to offer up his
State of the Raiders thread.
Re: Has anyone heard from Poptart recently?
Posted: Wed May 04, 2011 6:09 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Has he learned nothing from this place? Shoulda used square headed deck screws.
Re: Has anyone heard from Poptart recently?
Posted: Wed May 04, 2011 6:26 pm
by War Wagon
I'll miss 'tart...
Dibs! on his record player.
Re: Has anyone heard from Poptart recently?
Posted: Wed May 04, 2011 6:33 pm
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Maybe I am not thinking this through clearly enough, but how could this possibly be a suicide? Perhaps someone with **Suicidal Tendencies (Tardowned?) can weigh in on how to nail both of their hands to a cross.
**All I wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi.
Re: Has anyone heard from Poptart recently?
Posted: Wed May 04, 2011 6:34 pm
by Screw_Michigan
Roach wrote:I'll take his bible. I want to see the parts he hi-lites in yellow and underlines in ink.
The fuck scenes?
Re: Has anyone heard from Poptart recently?
Posted: Wed May 04, 2011 6:36 pm
by Smackie Chan
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Has he learned nothing from this place? Shoulda used square headed deck screws.
+1
Re: Has anyone heard from Poptart recently?
Posted: Wed May 04, 2011 6:44 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
BTW, how do you nail both hands to a cross without any help?
Re: Has anyone heard from Poptart recently?
Posted: Wed May 04, 2011 6:54 pm
by BSmack
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:BTW, how do you nail both hands to a cross without any help?
Maybe he was real good with his feet?
Re: Has anyone heard from Poptart recently?
Posted: Wed May 04, 2011 6:56 pm
by War Wagon
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:BTW, how do you nail both hands to a cross without any help?
Navy SEAL training.
Re: Has anyone heard from Poptart recently?
Posted: Wed May 04, 2011 7:09 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
I shall endeavor to console the grieving Mrs. 'Tart.
She's hot, right?

Re: Has anyone heard from Poptart recently?
Posted: Wed May 04, 2011 7:14 pm
by Mikey
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:BTW, how do you nail both hands to a cross without any help?
With a glass dick?
ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:Maybe I am not thinking this through clearly enough, but how could this possibly be a suicide? Perhaps someone with **Suicidal Tendencies (Tardowned?) can weigh in on how to nail both of their hands to a cross.
Re: Has anyone heard from Poptart recently?
Posted: Wed May 04, 2011 7:18 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Well, shit, ya got me there, boss.
Re: Has anyone heard from Poptart recently?
Posted: Wed May 04, 2011 8:19 pm
by Mikey
I'm sharper than usualm today.
BTW...shouldn't this story have been posted in the Board Stigmata thread?