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Re: Too Good to Waste in the NASCAR Forum

Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2011 12:41 pm
by indyfrisco
I urge no one (else) to waste those 59 seconds.

Re: Too Good to Waste in the NASCAR Forum

Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2011 1:01 pm
by Goober McTuber
I heard that prayer on Bob and Tom this morning. Hilarious. :lol:

Re: Too Good to Waste in the NASCAR Forum

Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2011 1:03 pm
by Tom In VA
Boogity, boogity. Amen and Amen

Re: Too Good to Waste in the NASCAR Forum

Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2011 2:10 pm
by Smackie Chan
Sudden Sam wrote:Smokin' hot wife? I think not!
Oh, c'mon, Sam! He probably meant that in the literal sense when Dale Jr was doing a burnout on her face.

Re: Too Good to Waste in the NASCAR Forum

Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2011 2:16 pm
by Mikey
Sudden Sam wrote: Smokin' hot wife? I think not!

But...to each his own.
Put her on the grill and you'd need a fire hose to keep the flames down.

Re: Too Good to Waste in the NASCAR Forum

Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2011 3:43 pm
by Goober McTuber
Sam, you could have also posted this in the Theology forum where we could discuss the appropriateness of thanking Baby Jesus for Goodyear tires and Sunoco gasoline. Gotta love the South.

Re: Too Good to Waste in the NASCAR Forum

Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2011 4:26 pm
by indyfrisco
Goober McTuber wrote:thanking Baby Jesus

Re: Too Good to Waste in the NASCAR Forum

Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2011 4:32 pm
by The Seer
I thought it was obvious he was referring to the wives of the drivers...but he DID mention HIS wife by name...Probably would've been more apropos to use the Lord's name in vain for her physical gifts....

Re: Too Good to Waste in the NASCAR Forum

Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2011 5:27 pm
by Carson
At least he's married and not stopping up little boys.

Re: Too Good to Waste in the NASCAR Forum

Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2011 5:37 pm
by The Seer
Sudden Sam wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:Sam, you could have also posted this in the Theology forum where we could discuss the appropriateness of thanking Baby Jesus for Goodyear tires and Sunoco gasoline. Gotta love the South.
I'm not welcome in there. I have to pick and choose my battles.
satan?

Re: Too Good to Waste in the NASCAR Forum

Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2011 3:51 am
by Goober McTuber
Papa Willie wrote:
Sudden Sam wrote:Papa Willie,

That damn avatar of yours! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Gotta give credit to Whpppshhhhh over at CF for that. He posted it a couple of days ago, and I wept. The dog on the floor reminded me too much of myself. I get fucked a lot, and I'm numb to it (note how the dog's expression never changes). :D
You're used to having another male rub his dick all over your face? And you're numb to it? Wow.

Re: Too Good to Waste in the NASCAR Forum

Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2011 12:46 pm
by Goober McTuber
Papa Willie wrote:Cocks, cunts. Everything. Cars, boats, housing devices. Name one thing that you think that I might NOT have been fucked by.
A good-looking woman under 200 lbs.