Who here loves porn?

[TheJON]

If so, can I send you my old laptop??

So I get a call tonight from my Dad saying that he found my old laptop in his basement. But he can't log-in because it is password protected. I've gone through a million computers and I have no idea which one he could possibly be talking about. He's finally been learning how to use computers, so he's all fascinated with any computer he can find. So I go on over there and see that it's a laptop I had about 5-6 years ago. I doubt it's even been turned on since then. How it ended up in my parents basement, I have no idea.

He's insistent upon using it even though he just bought a brand new desktop. I have no idea why. I told him I don't remember the password to log-in. But the truth is, I downloaded so much fucking porn on that computer, there's no way in hell I'm letting the old man view it. I know the password. At the time I used it, I had been only using a desktop for normal stuff and my roommate at the time (who was a female, by the way) and I would fire up all kinds of epic porn sites on my laptop. It was more or less a porn computer.

Surprisingly, the thing actually still works. Not very well because of all the viruses, but it did turn on. I told him I would take it home and try to hack into it. Hopefully the fucker will just forget about it.

So....

Anyone want a free computer with all kinds of porn already on it????

[PSUFAN]

Tell him that he can have it after you toothbrush all the gack off the keys. That oughta slake his enthusiasm...or maybe not, you sick preverted fucks

[smackaholic]

He's finally been learning how to use computers, so he's all fascinated with any computer he can find.....

He's insistent upon using it even though he just bought a brand new desktop. I have no idea why.

You're really not that bright are you. The old man has obviously discovered that the interwebs are an inexhaustible source of free pron and he wants to have himself a "pron computer" too.

Give the old man the fukking thing and the pword, you cyber cockblocking POS.

[TheJON]

He's finally been learning how to use computers, so he's all fascinated with any computer he can find.....

He's insistent upon using it even though he just bought a brand new desktop. I have no idea why.

You're really not that bright are you. The old man has obviously discovered that the interwebs are an inexhaustible source of free pron and he wants to have himself a "pron computer" too.

Give the old man the fukking thing and the pword, you cyber cockblocking POS.

My dad is 66 years old. I doubt his dick even still works. What would be the point of downloading pron?

[bradhusker]

How much asian porn is on there? cause, if its at least 50 percent asian porn, I'll give you fifty bucks and a coupon for wendys.