Music Screw_Michigan hates...and the reasons why

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

In his own words:


"Music that come out before 2008? Not interested! He sings that football song, right?"


"He looks too fat to fit into a pair of skinny jeans, like the pair I borrow from my sister. I'll pass, thank you."


"Unless there a four guys behind this woman (whoever she is) that are wearing guy-liner, I'm afraid the answer is...noooooo."

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

1. Hank
2. Fats
3. Joni

[Bizzarofelice]

joni... never a fan

[Dr_Phibes]

She's a strange one. Can't stand the music but know that she's good so I can't bring myself to slag her off.

She did an interview on the equivalent of MTV hauling away on a cig.
They said 'err, no'. She said , 'No cigs, no Joni'. So there she was, hauling away. Points for that.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

In my dreams, this is how I picture trev...



...and not passed out on a sweat-stained couch with a bottle of Maker's Mark tucked under her arm, as is the ridiculous caricature you jack-asses try to paint her with.
:x

[BSmack]

...and not passed out on a sweat-stained couch with a bottle of Maker's Mark tucked under her arm, as is the ridiculous caricature you jack-asses try to paint her with.
:x

Grey Goose Marty, Grey Goose.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

...and not passed out on a sweat-stained couch with a bottle of Maker's Mark tucked under her arm, as is the ridiculous caricature you jack-asses try to paint her with.
:x

Grey Goose Marty, Grey Goose.

^^^^^^^

See?

This is why I have nothing but contempt for you fucks.

[Atomic Punk]

In my dreams, this is how I picture trev...



...and not passed out on a sweat-stained couch with a bottle of Maker's Mark tucked under her arm, as is the ridiculous caricature you jack-asses try to paint her with.
:x

I call bullshit! No way trev knows how to play a guitar.

[Imus]

In my dreams, this is how I picture trev...



...and not passed out on a sweat-stained couch with a bottle of Maker's Mark tucked under her arm, as is the ridiculous caricature you jack-asses try to paint her with.
:x

I call bullshit! No way trev knows how to play a guitar.

And you're a blabbering gibbon.

[Atomic Punk]

Hey! A shit troll called me a name that has been used before Xinfinity!!! I nominate shit troll Imustard to be the next Progressive Insurance call girl. xoxoxo

[Screw_Michigan]

Joni has man-hands like Ann Coulter.

[bradhusker]

joni... never a fan

Same here. I never liked her or Joan Baez - any of those plant-eating peace-humpers. I always pictured their pussies as being mud-packed with a lot of mold and tiny moving critters.

yeah, I second that, they all had very hairy pussies back then, its disgusting to say the least, yoko ono, janis joplin, mama cass, mary, of peter, paul and mary, joan baez, grace slick, they ALL had smelly hairy vaginas in the 60's and 70's, HOWEVER.
there is one exception, Barbara Eden who played Jeannie, in "I dream of Jeannie", she had a pussy that was clean shaved and clean as a whistle, I know this for a fact.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

...and not passed out on a sweat-stained couch with a bottle of Maker's Mark tucked under her arm, as is the ridiculous caricature you jack-asses try to paint her with.
:x

Grey Goose Marty, Grey Goose.

C'mon, guys, this isn't fair to trev. NEITHER scenario is how I envision her.

































































































































































































make it a bottle of Five O'Clock...

[War Wagon]

there is one exception, Barbara Eden who played Jeannie, in "I dream of Jeannie", she had a pussy that was clean shaved and slean as a whistle

:swoon: if she waxed.

~Goobs

[Goober McTuber]

there is one exception, Barbara Eden who played Jeannie, in "I dream of Jeannie", she had a pussy that was clean shaved and slean as a whistle

:swoon: if she waxed.

~Goobs

So Whitey, do you prefer a nice big mouthful of hair? That still has small traces of piss clinging to it?

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

L to R: trev, Bukoff

[War Wagon]

So Whitey, do you prefer a nice big mouthful of hair?

you need to narrow the target area down a bit.

[jiminphilly]

So Whitey, do you prefer a nice big mouthful of hair?

you need to narrow the target area down a bit.

It's not exactly a huge target unless you like women who just gave birth through the vag canal.

[Goober McTuber]

So Whitey, do you prefer a nice big mouthful of hair?

you need to narrow the target area down a bit.

It's not exactly a huge target unless you like women who just gave birth through the vag canal.

Whitey Wagon = Jack Sprat

[War Wagon]

The little man in the canoe is not exactly a large target and one that you've apparently missed for a lifetime, carpet munchers.

Looking on the brightside of your inadequacy, it's probably the only dental floss you've ever known.

[Goober McTuber]

The little man in the canoe is not exactly a large target and one that you've apparently missed for a lifetime, carpet munchers.

Looking on the brightside of your inadequacy, it's probably the only dental floss you've ever known.

If you had any real life experience to speak of, Whitey, you would know that a woman appreciates a man who explores beyond that one little nubbin in her love canyon. Sheesh.

[Bizzarofelice]

The little man in the canoe is not exactly a large target.

i take it you've never seen the boudoir photos lillian vernon aka ydme posted

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

The little man in the canoe is not exactly a large target.

i take it you've never seen the boudoir photos lillian vernon aka ydme posted

that never happened

[War Wagon]

i take it you've never seen the boudoir photos lillian vernon aka ydme posted

No, but I was pm'd some "bonus" pics from Cinder this one time that almost caused blindness

[indyfrisco]

"bonus" pics from Cinder

I plucked my eyes from the sockets just reading this.

I believe this was one of Dins' favorite beers....until I ruined it for him.