T1B

In his own words:


"Music that come out before 2008? Not interested! He sings that football song, right?"


"He looks too fat to fit into a pair of skinny jeans, like the pair I borrow from my sister. I'll pass, thank you."


"Unless there a four guys behind this woman (whoever she is) that are wearing guy-liner, I'm afraid the answer is...noooooo."

joni... never a fan

She's a strange one. Can't stand the music but know that she's good so I can't bring myself to slag her off.

She did an interview on the equivalent of MTV hauling away on a cig.
They said 'err, no'. She said , 'No cigs, no Joni'. So there she was, hauling away. Points for that.

In my dreams, this is how I picture trev...



...and not passed out on a sweat-stained couch with a bottle of Maker's Mark tucked under her arm, as is the ridiculous caricature you jack-asses try to paint her with.
:x

Martyred wrote:...and not passed out on a sweat-stained couch with a bottle of Maker's Mark tucked under her arm, as is the ridiculous caricature you jack-asses try to paint her with.
:x

Grey Goose Marty, Grey Goose.

BSmack wrote:

Martyred wrote:...and not passed out on a sweat-stained couch with a bottle of Maker's Mark tucked under her arm, as is the ridiculous caricature you jack-asses try to paint her with.
:x

Grey Goose Marty, Grey Goose.

^^^^^^^

See?

This is why I have nothing but contempt for you fucks.

Martyred wrote:In my dreams, this is how I picture trev...



...and not passed out on a sweat-stained couch with a bottle of Maker's Mark tucked under her arm, as is the ridiculous caricature you jack-asses try to paint her with.
:x

I call bullshit! No way trev knows how to play a guitar.

Atomic Punk wrote:

Martyred wrote:In my dreams, this is how I picture trev...



...and not passed out on a sweat-stained couch with a bottle of Maker's Mark tucked under her arm, as is the ridiculous caricature you jack-asses try to paint her with.
:x

I call bullshit! No way trev knows how to play a guitar.

And you're a blabbering gibbon.

Hey! A shit troll called me a name that has been used before Xinfinity!!! I nominate shit troll Imustard to be the next Progressive Insurance call girl. xoxoxo

Joni has man-hands like Ann Coulter.

Papa Willie wrote:

Bizzarofelice wrote:joni... never a fan

Same here. I never liked her or Joan Baez - any of those plant-eating peace-humpers. I always pictured their pussies as being mud-packed with a lot of mold and tiny moving critters.

yeah, I second that, they all had very hairy pussies back then, its disgusting to say the least, yoko ono, janis joplin, mama cass, mary, of peter, paul and mary, joan baez, grace slick, they ALL had smelly hairy vaginas in the 60's and 70's, HOWEVER.
there is one exception, Barbara Eden who played Jeannie, in "I dream of Jeannie", she had a pussy that was clean shaved and clean as a whistle, I know this for a fact.

BSmack wrote:

Martyred wrote:...and not passed out on a sweat-stained couch with a bottle of Maker's Mark tucked under her arm, as is the ridiculous caricature you jack-asses try to paint her with.
:x

Grey Goose Marty, Grey Goose.

C'mon, guys, this isn't fair to trev. NEITHER scenario is how I envision her.

































































































































































































make it a bottle of Five O'Clock...

bradhusker wrote:there is one exception, Barbara Eden who played Jeannie, in "I dream of Jeannie", she had a pussy that was clean shaved and slean as a whistle

:swoon: if she waxed.

~Goobs

War Wagon wrote:

bradhusker wrote:there is one exception, Barbara Eden who played Jeannie, in "I dream of Jeannie", she had a pussy that was clean shaved and slean as a whistle

:swoon: if she waxed.

~Goobs

So Whitey, do you prefer a nice big mouthful of hair? That still has small traces of piss clinging to it?

L to R: trev, Bukoff

Goober McTuber wrote: So Whitey, do you prefer a nice big mouthful of hair?

you need to narrow the target area down a bit.

War Wagon wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote: So Whitey, do you prefer a nice big mouthful of hair?

you need to narrow the target area down a bit.

It's not exactly a huge target unless you like women who just gave birth through the vag canal.

jiminphilly wrote:

War Wagon wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote: So Whitey, do you prefer a nice big mouthful of hair?

you need to narrow the target area down a bit.

It's not exactly a huge target unless you like women who just gave birth through the vag canal.

Whitey Wagon = Jack Sprat

The little man in the canoe is not exactly a large target and one that you've apparently missed for a lifetime, carpet munchers.

Looking on the brightside of your inadequacy, it's probably the only dental floss you've ever known.

War Wagon wrote:The little man in the canoe is not exactly a large target and one that you've apparently missed for a lifetime, carpet munchers.

Looking on the brightside of your inadequacy, it's probably the only dental floss you've ever known.

If you had any real life experience to speak of, Whitey, you would know that a woman appreciates a man who explores beyond that one little nubbin in her love canyon. Sheesh.

War Wagon wrote:The little man in the canoe is not exactly a large target.

i take it you've never seen the boudoir photos lillian vernon aka ydme posted

Bizzarofelice wrote:

War Wagon wrote:The little man in the canoe is not exactly a large target.

i take it you've never seen the boudoir photos lillian vernon aka ydme posted

that never happened

Bizzarofelice wrote: i take it you've never seen the boudoir photos lillian vernon aka ydme posted

No, but I was pm'd some "bonus" pics from Cinder this one time that almost caused blindness

Sudden Sam wrote:

War Wagon wrote: "bonus" pics from Cinder

I plucked my eyes from the sockets just reading this.

I believe this was one of Dins' favorite beers....until I ruined it for him.