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Things smackaholic is smarter than...
Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 3:00 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Come on, guys...don't be such jerks. smackaholic is smarter than a chicken, for fuck's sake.
Re: Things smackaholic is smarter than...
Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 3:05 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
I'm running out of ideas.
Re: Things smackaholic is smarter than...
Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 3:06 am
by mvscal
The 95 'huskers.
Re: Things smackaholic is smarter than...
Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 3:07 am
by Atomic Punk
You've just insulted shovels, pineapples, chickens and canned items everywhere.
Racist!
Re: Things smackaholic is smarter than...
Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 3:26 am
by Truman
Too easy.

Re: Things smackaholic is smarter than...
Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 3:29 am
by Screw_Michigan
^^^ That really happened.....
Re: Things smackaholic is smarter than...
Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 3:33 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Screw_Michigan wrote:^^^ That really happened.....
Gee, thanks for the scoop, Mr. Woodward.

Re: Things smackaholic is smarter than...
Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 6:03 am
by Dinsdale
Screw_Michigan wrote:^^^ That really happened.....
Nuh-uh.
Not a chance.
Picfuckingwitchery at its finest.
Because no one actually did that.
Re: Things smackaholic is smarter than...
Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 11:27 am
by smackaholic
marty, when's the rent due in this dome of yours?
and for chrissakes, how bout some new window treatments?
Re: Things smackaholic is smarter than...
Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 11:28 am
by smackaholic
i got one.
everyone on this board that took the civics test.
Re: Things smackaholic is smarter than...
Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 12:31 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
i got nothin'.
Re: Things smackaholic is smarter than...
Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 1:03 pm
by indyfrisco
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:i got nothin'.
Here's a hint.

Re: Things smackaholic is smarter than...
Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 1:22 pm
by War Wagon
The title of the thread should've been -
'things smackaholic is more useful than'
Then we might have had some debate.
Re: Things smackaholic is smarter than...
Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 1:23 pm
by Goober McTuber
It's close, but I'll give him this one:

Re: Things smackaholic is smarter than...
Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 1:24 pm
by Goober McTuber
BTW, Marty, this is a pretty mean thread.
Re: Things smackaholic is smarter than...
Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 1:24 pm
by Goober McTuber
BTW, Marty, mean is another word for average.
Re: Things smackaholic is smarter than...
Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 1:27 pm
by poptart
Re: Things smackaholic is smarter than...
Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 1:33 pm
by War Wagon
Re: Things smackaholic is smarter than...
Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 1:38 pm
by R-Jack
Re: Things smackaholic is smarter than...
Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 1:56 pm
by Screw_Michigan
R-Jack wrote:

Re: Things smackaholic is smarter than...
Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 2:39 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
I'm calling bullshit on the inanimate objects. While they can't spell 3-letter words, they can't misspell them either.
Re: Things smackaholic is smarter than...
Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 3:11 pm
by smackaholic
Sudden Sam wrote:I am laughing waaaaay too loud for where I am.
Sorry, smack, but this is funny.
no problemo, sam. i got thick skin and unlike some of the mouth breathers here, can laugh at myself.
problem is, there hasn't really been much worth laughing at yet.
c'mon you fukkers, step it up a bit.
Re: Things smackaholic is smarter than...
Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 3:16 pm
by indyfrisco
Re: Things smackaholic is smarter than...
Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 3:40 pm
by socal
+

Re: Things smackaholic is smarter than...
Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 3:42 pm
by indyfrisco
Sudden Sam wrote:In my case it took getting to about 40 years old, but since then I've been unoffendable. Makes life much easier.
Happened for me around 30 years old. And yes, life is good when no one can offend you.
Re: Things smackaholic is smarter than...
Posted: Sun Aug 14, 2011 4:05 pm
by bradhusker
mvscal wrote:The 95 'huskers.
I resent even the implication of that.
Re: Things smackaholic is smarter than...
Posted: Sun Aug 14, 2011 5:04 pm
by Cuda
Goober McTuber wrote:It's close, but I'll give him this one:

a dirty brown hamster? didn't buttsy troll some other board with that nic afew years ago?
Re: Things smackaholic is smarter than...
Posted: Sun Aug 14, 2011 7:59 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Cuda wrote:a dirty brown hamster?
AKA ~
KC Scott's sex-toy
Re: Things smackaholic is smarter than...
Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2011 1:17 am
by socal
IndyFrisco wrote:Sudden Sam wrote:In my case it took getting to about 40 years old, but since then I've been unoffendable. Makes life much easier.
Happened for me around 30 years old. And yes, life is good when no one can offend you.
Nothing gets to IndyFellatioSauce.
It doesn't get to him.
Re: Things smackaholic is smarter than...
Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2011 1:33 am
by Atomic Punk
socal wrote:
Nothing gets to IndyFellatioSauce.
It doesn't get to him.
Especially after repeatedly melting over getting smacked for his constant bragging.
Re: Things smackaholic is smarter than...
Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2011 6:58 am
by Ana Ng
R-Jack wrote:
Dude, if that's a sack of flaming dicks....that's kinda brilliant?
Re: Things smackaholic is smarter than...
Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2011 9:52 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Ana Ng wrote:R-Jack wrote:
Dude, if that's a sack of flaming dicks....that's kinda brilliant?
WTF?!?!
I thought that was radioactive broccoli...a sort of statement on Fukushima and man's perilous dalliance with nuclear power...
:?
Re: Things smackaholic is smarter than...
Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2011 10:15 am
by poptart
I thought it was a bag of Global Moderators.
Green dicks.