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je...errr....jon, pick up the white courtesy phone

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Wow.

Winner of Iowa and Iowa State (je...err...jon's alma mater, sup HR dept!) receive the Cy-Hawk trophy of a farmer, his family and a bushel of corn.

Pathetic
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Cy-Hawk trophy circa 2006
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Should be re-named the Gay-Hawk Trophy.
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did someone's grammaw buy that in 1995 off the home-shopping channel at 3 AM?
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Good thing they put a label on there indicating it's for football. Could have been a competition to see which school could get the most kids to shove an ear of corn up the farmer’s asshole.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Don't worry Sam. He's reading. In his absence, at least his alma mater as well as the team he roots for are still providing the Iowa funnay.
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Sudden Sam wrote:We do need JON back in here.

Guess there's nothing we could do to convince him to return.
You could probably drop an email to his wife at work and ask her to send him back.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Goober McTuber wrote:
Sudden Sam wrote:We do need JON back in here.

Guess there's nothing we could do to convince him to return.
You could probably drop an email to his wife at work and ask her to send him back.
Or you can ask her to show us her tits. Do we really need a poll to decide? Or, why not both?
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Is he about to give the little boy oral?
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SunCoastSooner wrote:Is he about to give the little boy oral?
looks like a two-fisted handy, maybe.

kid is a bit non-plussed.
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Sudden Sam wrote:I forgot to mention....

Worst trophy I've ever seen.
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Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Goober McTuber wrote:
Sudden Sam wrote:We do need JON back in here.

Guess there's nothing we could do to convince him to return.
You could probably drop an email to his wife at work and ask her to send him back.
Bwahaha. Rack.
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Goober McTuber wrote:Should be re-named the Gay-Hawk Trophy.
Already taken - it's on a sign on the turnpike right outside Lawrence, KS.
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I think I read that they're "recalling" the trophy because the backlash and criticism was so bad. Personally, I think that trophy is pretty fucking sweet.

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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:I think I read that they're "recalling" the trophy because the backlash and criticism was so bad. Personally, I think that trophy is pretty fucking sweet.

Sincerely,

The Land Grant Trophy
Yep, they're recalling the trophy and getting a do-over. Even the Governor said they could "do better". The old trophy sucked but this one is far worse. They need to get a much nicer trophy since it resides permanently in Iowa City...or so it would seem.
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