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je...errr....jon, pick up the white courtesy phone
Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2011 5:40 pm
by indyfrisco
Wow.
Winner of Iowa and Iowa State (je...err...jon's alma mater, sup HR dept!) receive the Cy-Hawk trophy of a farmer, his family and a bushel of corn.
Pathetic
Cy-Hawk trophy circa 2006

Re: je...errr....jon, pick up the white courtesy phone
Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2011 5:49 pm
by Goober McTuber
Should be re-named the Gay-Hawk Trophy.
Re: je...errr....jon, pick up the white courtesy phone
Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2011 5:56 pm
by King Crimson
did someone's grammaw buy that in 1995 off the home-shopping channel at 3 AM?
Re: je...errr....jon, pick up the white courtesy phone
Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2011 6:11 pm
by Goober McTuber
Good thing they put a label on there indicating it's for football. Could have been a competition to see which school could get the most kids to shove an ear of corn up the farmer’s asshole.
Re: je...errr....jon, pick up the white courtesy phone
Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2011 6:14 pm
by indyfrisco
Don't worry Sam. He's reading. In his absence, at least his alma mater as well as the team he roots for are still providing the Iowa funnay.
Re: je...errr....jon, pick up the white courtesy phone
Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2011 6:15 pm
by Goober McTuber
Sudden Sam wrote:We do need JON back in here.
Guess there's nothing we could do to convince him to return.
You could probably drop an email to his wife at work and ask her to send him back.
Re: je...errr....jon, pick up the white courtesy phone
Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2011 6:19 pm
by indyfrisco
Goober McTuber wrote:Sudden Sam wrote:We do need JON back in here.
Guess there's nothing we could do to convince him to return.
You could probably drop an email to his wife at work and ask her to send him back.
Or you can ask her to show us her tits. Do we really need a poll to decide? Or, why not both?
Re: je...errr....jon, pick up the white courtesy phone
Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2011 6:27 pm
by SunCoastSooner
Is he about to give the little boy oral?
Re: je...errr....jon, pick up the white courtesy phone
Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2011 6:30 pm
by King Crimson
SunCoastSooner wrote:Is he about to give the little boy oral?
looks like a two-fisted handy, maybe.
kid is a bit non-plussed.
Re: je...errr....jon, pick up the white courtesy phone
Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2011 7:31 pm
by Goober McTuber
Sudden Sam wrote:I forgot to mention....
Worst trophy I've ever seen.

Re: je...errr....jon, pick up the white courtesy phone
Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2011 8:16 pm
by Screw_Michigan
Goober McTuber wrote:Sudden Sam wrote:We do need JON back in here.
Guess there's nothing we could do to convince him to return.
You could probably drop an email to his wife at work and ask her to send him back.
Bwahaha. Rack.
Re: je...errr....jon, pick up the white courtesy phone
Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2011 8:17 pm
by War Wagon
Goober McTuber wrote:Should be re-named the Gay-Hawk Trophy.
Already taken - it's on a sign on the turnpike right outside Lawrence, KS.
Re: je...errr....jon, pick up the white courtesy phone
Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2011 11:23 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
I think I read that they're "recalling" the trophy because the backlash and criticism was so bad. Personally, I think that trophy is pretty fucking sweet.
Sincerely,
The Land Grant Trophy
Re: je...errr....jon, pick up the white courtesy phone
Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2011 12:59 am
by Mace
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:I think I read that they're "recalling" the trophy because the backlash and criticism was so bad. Personally, I think that trophy is pretty fucking sweet.
Sincerely,
The Land Grant Trophy
Yep, they're recalling the trophy and getting a do-over. Even the Governor said they could "do better". The old trophy sucked but this one is far worse. They need to get a much nicer trophy since it resides permanently in Iowa City...or so it would seem.