barren down the hatches

jtr · Post by **jtr** » Thu Aug 25, 2011 11:06 pm

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Thu Aug 25, 2011 11:30 pm

ain't you 'sposed to be on letterman or leno tonight?

good to see fame and riches haven't affected your ability to be one of the worst posters here.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Sat Aug 27, 2011 11:50 am

All clear here, Jess.

Thanks as always for your concern.

<3

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sat Aug 27, 2011 1:23 pm

hatch barrening at casa de smackaholic currently at 74%. Just need to move all the deck furniture into the living room shortly.

i even stowed that lawnmower and extension cords/garden hoses from the driveway. my place is almost HOA worthy!

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Sat Aug 27, 2011 1:37 pm

T minutes one hour here in Washington. Just got done shopping. Gonna make one more run to Eastern Market here before the Metro gets flooded.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Sat Aug 27, 2011 1:54 pm

Pound a Drano 40, you pillowy simpleton

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sat Aug 27, 2011 1:56 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:T minutes one hour here in Washington. Just got done shopping. Gonna make one more run to Eastern Market here before the Metro gets flooded.

you should head down to the laundry room/emergency shelter while there are still cots available. and stay away from that old bitch and her loser son.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Sat Aug 27, 2011 2:34 pm

smackaholic wrote:you should head down to the laundry room/emergency shelter while there are still cots available. and stay away from that old bitch and her loser son.

Gotta give credit when credit is due, that's pretty funny.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Sat Aug 27, 2011 2:37 pm

PSUFAN wrote:Pound a Drano 40, you pillowy simpleton

Do this on Forbes St in Pburgh.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Sat Aug 27, 2011 4:09 pm

[AnnualDinsdaleReset]WHOA! 85MPH winds and heavy rains?

On our coastline, we call that "winter." Lasts a fuckload longer than a few hours, too.[/AnnualDinsdaleReset]

The Seer · Post by **The Seer** » Sat Aug 27, 2011 4:21 pm

[quote="KC Scott"]Make sure and take pictures of the Mudsharks

The Seer · Post by **The Seer** » Sat Aug 27, 2011 4:23 pm

Dinsdale wrote:[AnnualDinsdaleReset]WHOA! 85MPH winds and heavy rains?

On our coastline, we call that "winter." Lasts a fuckload longer than a few hours, too.[/AnnualDinsdaleReset]

No shit. A tiny shaker and it's the end of the world.

A little rain & wind, end of the world pt. 2.

although in their defense, it's the media that is guilty of turning an event into a catastrophy.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sat Aug 27, 2011 4:45 pm

The Seer wrote: although in their defense, it's the media that is guilty of turning an event into a catastrophy.

no shit. just once i wanna see one of these fukks giving a live update get decapitated by some flying debris.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Sat Aug 27, 2011 11:57 pm

The Seer wrote:
Dinsdale wrote:[AnnualDinsdaleReset]WHOA! 85MPH winds and heavy rains?

On our coastline, we call that "winter." Lasts a fuckload longer than a few hours, too.[/AnnualDinsdaleReset]
No shit. A tiny shaker and it's the end of the world.

A little rain & wind, end of the world pt. 2.

although in their defense, it's the media that is guilty of turning an event into a catastrophy.

The media is taking their orders from the White Hut. Hussein is just dying for a disaster...any disaster to strut his "leadership" and, of course, distract attention away from the real disaster: his administration.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sun Aug 28, 2011 12:56 am

mvscal wrote:
The Seer wrote:
Dinsdale wrote:[AnnualDinsdaleReset]WHOA! 85MPH winds and heavy rains?

On our coastline, we call that "winter." Lasts a fuckload longer than a few hours, too.[/AnnualDinsdaleReset]
No shit. A tiny shaker and it's the end of the world.

A little rain & wind, end of the world pt. 2.

although in their defense, it's the media that is guilty of turning an event into a catastrophy.
The media is taking their orders from the White Hut. Hussein is just dying for a disaster...any disaster to strut his "leadership" and, of course, distract attention away from the real disaster: his administration.

yesterday on one of the news channels they were already running out an explanation for the 3rd quarter GDP officially putting us back in recession. they were saying that reduced economic output blamed on the storm could cause it.

poor fukkin' barry just can't catch a break. now g0d is causing the recession.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Sun Aug 28, 2011 1:29 am

mvscal wrote: The media is taking their orders from the White Hut. Hussein is just dying for a disaster...any disaster to strut his "leadership" and, of course, distract attention away from the real disaster: his administration.

I guess mvscal's dome can now be considered the New Western White House.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Sun Aug 28, 2011 2:08 am

Not at all. Just a simple observation...

Obama takes charge at hurricane command center

US President Barack Obama warned the US east coast was in for a "long 72 hours" as he led his government's response to Hurricane Irene at a disaster command center in Washington.

Obama on Saturday chaired a meeting at the National Response Coordination Center (NRCC) set up at the Federal Emergency Management Agency's (FEMA) headquarters in Washington, which is marshaling federal and local hurricane-relief efforts.

"This is going to be a tough slog getting through this thing," Obama said during a video teleconference including senior federal officials and local government agencies in the east coast path of Irene.

http://news.yahoo.com/obama-takes-charg ... 39005.html

Oooooo. The One has "taken charge"!! He has "chaired a meeting"!!! Hark! He has even blessed us with a "video conference with senior officials"!!

Praise Him, yea, with great praise for He is The One!

jtr · Post by **jtr** » Sun Aug 28, 2011 4:04 am

this whole week of events in DC area is eerily similar to the tv show The Event where the aliens could cause eathquakes to get our attention and the reason they wanted to bring their ppl here was because of a supernova threatening the other planet and this week NASA discovered a new supernova in the Pinwheel Galaxy. If anyone sees a portal opening up soon watch out

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sun Aug 28, 2011 12:20 pm

mvscal wrote:Not at all. Just a simple observation...

Obama takes charge at hurricane command center

US President Barack Obama warned the US east coast was in for a "long 72 hours" as he led his government's response to Hurricane Irene at a disaster command center in Washington.

Obama on Saturday chaired a meeting at the National Response Coordination Center (NRCC) set up at the Federal Emergency Management Agency's (FEMA) headquarters in Washington, which is marshaling federal and local hurricane-relief efforts.

"This is going to be a tough slog getting through this thing," Obama said during a video teleconference including senior federal officials and local government agencies in the east coast path of Irene.

http://news.yahoo.com/obama-takes-charg ... 39005.html
Oooooo. The One has "taken charge"!! He has "chaired a meeting"!!! Hark! He has even blessed us with a "video conference with senior officials"!!

Praise Him, yea, with great praise for He is The One!

i wonder how many people on the vineyard had evacuation plans hampered by The One and his posse hanging out till the last moment.

Bucmonkey · Post by **Bucmonkey** » Sun Aug 28, 2011 1:47 pm

Obsess much?

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sun Aug 28, 2011 1:54 pm

not over what Odumbfukk does. Just have experienced first hand what it is like to have a big shot politician in the area. it completely fukks up normal people's ability to move around. And I'm talking about just algore visiting his momma in nashville during rush hour. i suspect The One's impact on a small island is worse.

Carson · Post by **Carson** » Sun Aug 28, 2011 2:19 pm

The cable media is getting butt-fukked in the mouf with Irene.

Residents are coming out mockingly in T-shirts and shorts while those fearless reporters are fighting the storm surge and brutal winds.

One infobabe on MSNBC was reporting about dangerous storm surge...while a ferry boat passed behind her.

The anchorbimbo was pissed off because Irene was downgraded to a tropical storm before it hit NYC, thereby denying them their moment of suffering.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sun Aug 28, 2011 2:35 pm

My lights did flicker about 2 hours ago. Other than that, just another rainy kinda windy day. I am sure Dins has played golf in worse weather.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sun Aug 28, 2011 2:40 pm

I was wondering, is it some sort of FCC regulation that local news weather babe be 23-28 with at least a C cup and a polyester top that's a size too small?

Being a libertarian, I generally abhor such meddlesome regulations, but, I'm willing to make an exception in this case.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sun Aug 28, 2011 2:45 pm

smackaholic wrote:My lights did flicker about 2 hours ago. Other than that, just another rainy kinda windy day. I am sure Dins has played golf in worse weather.

dammit, i think irene heard read that post and just gave me another power flicker long enough to reset the cable box.

sorry honey. won't happen again.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Sun Aug 28, 2011 2:57 pm

Carson wrote:Irene was downgraded

bwaa...

Irene Odowngrade.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Sun Aug 28, 2011 3:08 pm

smackaholic wrote:I was wondering, is it some sort of FCC regulation that local news weather babe be 23-28 with at least a C cup and a polyester top that's a size too small?

Photos or at least a name or STFU.

Truman · Post by **Truman** » Sun Aug 28, 2011 3:09 pm

Dinsdale wrote:[AnnualDinsdaleReset]WHOA! 85MPH winds and heavy rains?

On our coastline, we call that "winter." Lasts a fuckload longer than a few hours, too.[/AnnualDinsdaleReset]

I was about to say, "we call that spring, here." Bit light on the winds, though.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sun Aug 28, 2011 4:00 pm

well, that fukking cunt went and knocked a branch off down the street, knocking out power.

looks like an easy enough fix, although they may not get to it for awhile.

2 miles away at my sis in laws, where there is still an abundant supply of electrons. fukkin bitch better not change this.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sun Aug 28, 2011 4:09 pm

aren't these hurricanes supposed to have an eye where everything is nice and peaceful? haven't seen any trace of one with irene. and i do believe the center of the storm pretty much strolled up broadway, so you should have seen some pics. i'm guessing it is due to the fact that irene ain't really much of a storm.

that post ought to knock the power out here, too.

Carson · Post by **Carson** » Sun Aug 28, 2011 4:40 pm

It's not a hurricane any longer, attention-whore.

Tropical storms don't have eyes.

jiminphilly · Post by **jiminphilly** » Sun Aug 28, 2011 5:05 pm

Power was lost last night @ 10:45. Scariest part of the night was the tornado warnings in the area. Luckily I work 15 minutes away and my office building has back-up power and so I brought over some items from my fridge/freezer to store here. Can't beat the free coffee and internet either.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Sun Aug 28, 2011 5:08 pm

The hurricane stirred up 7-foot waves, and forecasters warned of storm-surge danger on the coasts of Virginia and Delaware, along the Jersey Shore and in New York Harbor and Long Island Sound.

7 WHOLE feet?

'Round here, we call that "calm seas."

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Sun Aug 28, 2011 5:43 pm

mvscal wrote:Oooooo. The One has "taken charge"!! He has "chaired a meeting"!!! Hark! He has even blessed us with a "video conference with senior officials"!! Praise Him, yea, with great praise for He is The One!

I'm sure you would rather a President follow the Bush model of appointing incompetent people to head Homeland Security and FEMA and to then spend the day of the disaster delivering birthday cake to John McCain and pretending to play guitar with some second rate country band.

Carson · Post by **Carson** » Sun Aug 28, 2011 5:44 pm

jiminphilly wrote:Can't beat the free internet.

I hope you don't think you're getting a credit back from your home provider.

jiminphilly · Post by **jiminphilly** » Sun Aug 28, 2011 6:06 pm

Carson wrote:
jiminphilly wrote:Can't beat the free internet.
I hope you don't think you're getting a credit back from your home provider.

You left out 2 very important words from my quote. Was that done on purpose?

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Sun Aug 28, 2011 6:38 pm

BSmack wrote:
mvscal wrote:Oooooo. The One has "taken charge"!! He has "chaired a meeting"!!! Hark! He has even blessed us with a "video conference with senior officials"!! Praise Him, yea, with great praise for He is The One!
I'm sure you would rather a President follow the Bush model of appointing incompetent people to head Homeland Security and FEMA and to then spend the day of the disaster delivering birthday cake to John McCain and pretending to play guitar with some second rate country band.

Are you fucking retarded?

This is such a great example of the liberal mindset -- "Since Bush did one thing, Obama doing something else means he's correct."

Because simple logic isn't in a liberal's arsenal.

Carson · Post by **Carson** » Sun Aug 28, 2011 6:40 pm

your ISP does coffee, too?

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Sun Aug 28, 2011 6:51 pm

Dinsdale wrote:"Since Bush did one thing, Obama doing something else means he's correct."

When it comes to Bush, you cold do a lot worse than simply doing the opposite of everything he ever did.

Carson · Post by **Carson** » Sun Aug 28, 2011 7:05 pm

Well apparently your heartthrob has appointed even bigger dumbasses.

Nice "President of the United States" on his FEMA namecard.