I know of an older couple (in-laws of a good friend) where the wife’s Alzheimer’s got to the point where her husband had to place her in an assisted living facility. He goes to visit her now and she doesn’t even know who he is. She gives him a BJ almost every time, though, which didn’t happen before the disease kicked in. Needless to say, he’s a “glass half full” kind of guy.Religious broadcaster Pat Robertson told his "700 Club" viewers that divorcing a spouse with Alzheimer's is justifiable because the disease is "a kind of death."
The surprising remark came Tuesday in response to a viewer's question about what advice should be given to a pal who began stepping out on his spouse after she was diagnosed with the incurable neurological disorder, The Associated Press reported.
"I know it sounds cruel, but if he's going to do something, he should divorce her and start all over again -- but make sure she has custodial care and somebody looking after her," Robertson said.
Robertson's co-host, Terry Meeuwsen, quickly shot back at the former Republican presidential candidate, asking whether a couple's marriage vows -- to care for one another "for better or for worse" and "in sickness and in health" -- ought not to apply.
"If you respect that vow, you say 'til death do us part,'" Robertson said, adding that Alzheimer's "is a kind of death."
Most Christian denominations at least discourage divorce, citing Jesus' words in the Gospel of Mark that equate divorce and remarriage with adultery.
Robertson was mum when asked by the AP to elaborate on his remarks.
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Why do you think Paul McCartney is getting married for a third time? Because he doesn't like blowjobs?Goober McTuber wrote:I know of an older couple (in-laws of a good friend) where the wife’s Alzheimer’s got to the point where her husband had to place her in an assisted living facility. He goes to visit her now and she doesn’t even know who he is. She gives him a BJ almost every time, though, which didn’t happen before the disease kicked in. Needless to say, he’s a “glass half full” kind of guy.
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Why would Paul McCartney have to get married to get blowjobs? Is it too much to ask that you try to make sense once in a great while? Slip on a jizz puddle and fracture your skull.Screw_Michigan wrote:Why do you think Paul McCartney is getting married for a third time? Because he doesn't like blowjobs?Goober McTuber wrote:I know of an older couple (in-laws of a good friend) where the wife’s Alzheimer’s got to the point where her husband had to place her in an assisted living facility. He goes to visit her now and she doesn’t even know who he is. She gives him a BJ almost every time, though, which didn’t happen before the disease kicked in. Needless to say, he’s a “glass half full” kind of guy.
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Exactly my point.Goober McTuber wrote:Why would Paul McCartney have to get married to get blowjobs?
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would someone be kind enough to explain the marriage/BJ deal to grandpa goobs?
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Screw_Michigan wrote:Why do you think Paul McCartney is getting married for a third time? Because he doesn't like blowjobs?
Screw_Michigan wrote:Exactly my point.Goober McTuber wrote:Why would Paul McCartney have to get married to get blowjobs?
Screw_Michigan wrote:BTW, 1 + 1 = 3
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
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Lighten up on ol' Gobbles McTubesteak. He hasn't had a blowjob since he was 17, why would he know better now?smackaholic wrote:would someone be kind enough to explain the marriage/BJ deal to grandpa goobs?
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I know all about it. When you're married to a grandma, she just might be able to take her teeth out.smackaholic wrote:would someone be kind enough to explain the marriage/BJ deal to grandpa goobs?
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I'm sure if I put on a dress, you'd be all over it.Screw_Michigan wrote:Lighten up on ol' Gobbles McTubesteak. He hasn't had a blowjob since he was 17, why would he know better now?smackaholic wrote:would someone be kind enough to explain the marriage/BJ deal to grandpa goobs?
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
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Yet you're not disgusted by two men cornholing each other or innocents being slaughtered en masse.Jsc810 wrote:That douchebag came in 1st or 2nd in the primaries of a few states when he ran for President in 1988, and his right wing successors have produced many of the Republican candidates today. Damnit that disgusts me.
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Sounds like double-barrelled population control to me.War Wagon wrote:Yet you're not disgusted by two men cornholing each other or innocents being slaughtered en masse.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
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A nobody preacher who most people didn't even know was still alive disgusts you, but a couple of fat, hairy, aging faggots in assless leather chaps getting married and adopting kids doesn't. Go fuck yourself, idiotJsc810 wrote:That douchebag came in 1st or 2nd in the primaries of a few states when he ran for President in 1988, and his right wing successors have produced many of the Republican candidates today. Damnit that disgusts me.
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I actually kinda have to give Newt props. I had always thought he was the kinda guy who couldn't get laid in a whorehouse with a fistful of Benjamins.Roach wrote:"Nothing going on here."
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A guy who blamed 9/11 on America's "tolerance" of the homosexual "lifestyle" doesn't disgust you?Cuda wrote:A nobody preacher who most people didn't even know was still alive disgusts you, but a couple of fat, hairy, aging faggots in assless leather chaps getting married and adopting kids doesn't. Go fuck yourself, idiotJsc810 wrote:That douchebag came in 1st or 2nd in the primaries of a few states when he ran for President in 1988, and his right wing successors have produced many of the Republican candidates today. Damnit that disgusts me.
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Who the fuck pays attention to anything Pat Robertson has to say- besides hysterical libtards?
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nothing but melanoma. I'm surprised those two can go out in the sunlight. And I bet if babygirl walked into a dark room immediately afterwards she would glow. moreso than normally.Roach wrote:"Nothing going on here."
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The news isn't all bad, Whitey.War Wagon wrote:innocents being slaughtered en masse.
Nationally, noggles account for 30% of all abortions. Just think of how many "aspiring rap artists" we'll never have to read about on the police blotter.About 60% of African-American women’s unborn babies were aborted, 41.3% for Hispanic women, 22.7% for Asians, and 21.4% for Caucasians.
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Fantastic.Terry in Crapchester wrote:A guy who blamed 9/11 on America's "tolerance" of the homosexual "lifestyle" doesn't disgust you?Cuda wrote:A nobody preacher who most people didn't even know was still alive disgusts you, but a couple of fat, hairy, aging faggots in assless leather chaps getting married and adopting kids doesn't. Go fuck yourself, idiotJsc810 wrote:That douchebag came in 1st or 2nd in the primaries of a few states when he ran for President in 1988, and his right wing successors have produced many of the Republican candidates today. Damnit that disgusts me.
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i was told there'd be no math in this thread. :?Goober McTuber wrote:Screw_Michigan wrote:Why do you think Paul McCartney is getting married for a third time? Because he doesn't like blowjobs?Screw_Michigan wrote:Exactly my point.Goober McTuber wrote:Why would Paul McCartney have to get married to get blowjobs?Screw_Michigan wrote:BTW, 1 + 1 = 3
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bullshit.Screw_Michigan wrote:Lighten up on ol' Gobbles McTubesteak. He hasn't had a blowjob since he was 17, why would he know better now?smackaholic wrote:would someone be kind enough to explain the marriage/BJ deal to grandpa goobs?
BJs hadn't been invented yet when goobs was a teen.
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Given your shaving habits, I wouldn't be surprised if you slipped on a dress every once in a while. And by "once in a while," I mean all the freaking time.Goober McTuber wrote:I'm sure if I put on a dress, you'd be all over it.Screw_Michigan wrote:Lighten up on ol' Gobbles McTubesteak. He hasn't had a blowjob since he was 17, why would he know better now?smackaholic wrote:would someone be kind enough to explain the marriage/BJ deal to grandpa goobs?
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Not sure why you're still obsessed with my personal grooming choices, but having seen your picture more than once, I can understand you having a wealth of insecurities regarding what women find attractive.BSmack wrote:Given your shaving habits
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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They can't arrest you for what she can't remember.Screw_Michigan wrote:So? I'd bend her over in a heartbeat.
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