"Spacer Threads" are impotant here

[Atomic Punk]

Ever notice that many KC Scott, BSmacked, and Mikey threads have zero responses? I got a PM from Bobby42 telling me he is too embarrassed to post again due to Cuda taking over and that is tough competition. I didn't respond to Bobby42 as he is much older and senile now.

Sure, I've handed out flyers for the board to accept my gloss of "scroll-over" posters or "scrollers" and such... The accepted gloss of "shit (fill in the blank)" has been widely accepted in the smack lexicon here for years. Hopefully the Deciders takes into account my hard work and effort.

I want to explain this new term of what I call "Spacer Threads." Here is the concept: If KC Scott makes a post, there are zero responses. Same for BSmacked and my buddy Mikey because he's actually smart in a way.

So when I come back to this board I look at the "0" response threads and don't waste time reading anything beneath them as I've already read them. So, in a weird way I want to thank these fellas for providing a valuable service for me not wasting time reading anything below a "0" response post! Thank you fellas for saving scroll wheels! :much love:

[Screw_Michigan]

You are a fucking liar and barely better than these "shit trolls" you despise so much. Get fucked, dick.

[Ana Ng]

Heh. You're a "spacer human".

[Mikey]

I'll admit I've always been somewhat of a space case.

[PSUFAN]

"Impotant" in the thread title...Bobby42 reference...nice to see that nothing is getting past our board hall monitor AP.