Van, a Moment of Your Time...

socal · Post by **socal** » Wed Nov 23, 2011 4:38 am

-14.5 favorite. Check.
Barkley. Check.
Defense. Check.
Depth. Check.
Coach. Check.
Cheerleaders/Song Girls. Check, check.
Knocking the O-face off of Dins in Autzen. Bravo. Enjoy the moment.

In fact, go on and wax nostalgic on the classic red and gold unis, the fight song, the storied history, the majestic equine mascot and the gay little fucker that rides him.

Whatthefuckever.

Crack on the shadow of a UCLA program, the piss poor results over the last decade plus, the rudderless coach who makes the Occupy movements look like Seal Team 6.

Fine. Point taken.

Throw in Ma & Pa Kettle Bears, powder blue poofer unis, and Mark Harmon is the sexiest former Bruins QB alive. Blah, blah, blah.

Let's just get to Saturday already.

Game on.

Loser posts only in haiku. 50 posts.

Van · Post by **Van** » Wed Nov 23, 2011 4:58 am

"Loser posts only in haiku. 50 posts."

That is fucking genius! Imagine getting into a 'debate' with bradhusker while being limited to responding to his dopey Scooby Doo patter with nothing but haikus!

Blood on Trojan swords
Huskers suffer usual fate
Pinkshirts choked by cock

So, no Wearing O' The Sig this go around? 50 haiku posts instead?

Wait. Have you even posted 50 times in 2011?

socal · Post by **socal** » Wed Nov 23, 2011 5:16 am

Dealing with Brad with
Efficiency and dispatch
My gift to the board

Our usual signature would be agreeable as well.

Van · Post by **Van** » Wed Nov 23, 2011 5:27 am

That was a genius suggestion, but it'd look awfully weird on CDS if I suddenly started responding to everyone with unexplained haikus. It'd be such goofy fun, though, I'm willing to do it if that's what you want.

The obvious alternative would be for the loser to wear a haiku sig penned by the winner.

I'm game for whatever. Your call.

socal · Post by **socal** » Wed Nov 23, 2011 7:38 am

Haiku signature
Loser posts 50 haiku
May the best team win

Van · Post by **Van** » Wed Nov 23, 2011 5:32 pm

socal wrote:Haiku signature
Loser posts 50 haiku
May the best team win

Hooo, shit, both?

Okay!

SoCalTrjn · Post by **SoCalTrjn** » Thu Nov 24, 2011 12:23 am

SC wins this game
Trojans have 10 and 2 year
Barkley must come back

socal · Post by **socal** » Thu Nov 24, 2011 12:50 am

SoCalTrjn wrote:SC wins this game
Trojans have 10 and 2 year
Barkley must come back

Meds times a thousand
Jumping on the bandwagon
Before game this time

socal · Post by **socal** » Thu Nov 24, 2011 12:55 am

Van wrote:
socal wrote:Haiku signature
Loser posts 50 haiku
May the best team win
Hooo, shit, both?

Okay!

'salright. I feel like I'm playing with the house money when it comes to this annual wager.
I expect to lose but don't hesitate to throw down.
Call me crazy.
Just hopin' for some '06 magic.

By the way, since wins were vacated '04 and '05, what recourse do I have to get those sig bets back?

SoCalTrjn · Post by **SoCalTrjn** » Thu Nov 24, 2011 12:56 am

Even when I thought the Trojans would scab dick the end of the season, I still knew they would beat the Ruins

Van · Post by **Van** » Thu Nov 24, 2011 2:32 am

socal wrote:
SoCalTrjn wrote:SC wins this game
Trojans have 10 and 2 year
Barkley must come back
Meds times a thousand
Jumping on the bandwagon
Before game this time

Just so's ya know, these don't count towards your fiddy. No sir.

Good that you're practicin' up, though. Smart.

Van · Post by **Van** » Thu Nov 24, 2011 2:34 am

socal wrote:By the way, since wins were vacated '04 and '05, what recourse do I have to get those sig bets back?

None, bitch. UCLA wasn't awarded wins there, USC merely had to vacate theirs.

Terry in Crapchester · Thu Nov 24, 2011 2:54 am

socal wrote:Dealing with Brad with
Efficiency and dispatch
My gift to the board

Thanks. \/ \/ \/

socal · Post by **socal** » Thu Nov 24, 2011 6:04 am

Van wrote:
socal wrote:By the way, since wins were vacated '04 and '05, what recourse do I have to get those sig bets back?

None, bitch. UCLA wasn't awarded wins there, USC merely had to vacate theirs.

Wasn't asking for a sig "win" per se, only justice.

The only decent thing to do would be to man up and affix a self-inflicted "sanctioning" sig replete with weeping and gnashing of teeth.

Reggie's folks got paid
Troy is but a house of cards
Savior Pat Haden

Van · Post by **Van** » Thu Nov 24, 2011 3:30 pm

Nope. Gotta earn it on the field before it shows up in a sig.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Nov 24, 2011 5:23 pm

Terry in Crapchester wrote:
socal wrote:Dealing with Brad with
Efficiency and dispatch
My gift to the board
Thanks. \/ \/ \/

Not a haiku, but amusing.

SoCalTrjn · Post by **SoCalTrjn** » Sat Nov 26, 2011 5:48 pm

socal wrote:
Van wrote:
socal wrote:By the way, since wins were vacated '04 and '05, what recourse do I have to get those sig bets back?

None, bitch. UCLA wasn't awarded wins there, USC merely had to vacate theirs.

Reggie's folks got paid
But not by SC boosters
NCAA sucks

fixed

The Seer · Post by **The Seer** » Sat Nov 26, 2011 10:22 pm

SuC - 45

UCLA - 17

sayonara neuk

Van · Post by **Van** » Sun Nov 27, 2011 4:53 am

Okay, UCLA, what the hell are you doing?! Those are the GAYEST FUCKING UNIFORMS EVER!

For shitting on the ONLY GAME IN AMERICA in which both teams get to wear their home unis you absolutely deserve every horrible thing that is happening to you tonight. I hope this thing ends up 66-0.

Goddammit, these Bruins are like human doilies.

The Seer · Post by **The Seer** » Sun Nov 27, 2011 6:24 am

Van wrote:Okay, UCLA, what the hell are you doing?! Those are the GAYEST FUCKING UNIFORMS EVER!

For shitting on the ONLY GAME IN AMERICA in which both teams get to wear their home unis you absolutely deserve every horrible thing that is happening to you tonight. I hope this thing ends up 66-0.

Goddammit, these Bruins are like human doilies.

You don't like the tampon look? Maybe they're flags of surrender. If neuheisel is still on the payroll by monday, Guerrero should be shot....or just drop football. period.

Van · Post by **Van** » Sun Nov 27, 2011 6:52 am

Okay, I'm kinda curious. Just what does 35/42 for 423 yards with 6 TDs and no picks work out to as a QB rating?

Fucking Bruins. Once you get your shit thoroughly packed yet again next week in Autzen, don't you dare petition the NCAA for bowl eligibility. Just go away.

Here ya go, socal, your sig for 50 posts, to match that 50-0 prison rape you just suffered...

we are the Bruins
tampon white embarrassments
Trojans shit on us

socal · Post by **socal** » Sun Nov 27, 2011 6:57 am

Secondary gone
Barkley's cousin got a catch
Adios Skippy

M2 · Post by M2 » Sun Nov 27, 2011 7:18 am

The Seer wrote:You don't like the tampon look? Maybe they're flags of surrender. If neuheisel is still on the payroll by monday, Guerrero should be shot....or just drop football. period.

You got your wish...

https://twitter.com/#!/sportsbybrooks/s ... 6598167552

bradhusker · Post by **bradhusker** » Sun Nov 27, 2011 8:43 am

Van wrote:"Loser posts only in haiku. 50 posts."

That is fucking genius! Imagine getting into a 'debate' with bradhusker while being limited to responding to his dopey Scooby Doo patter with nothing but haikus!

Blood on Trojan swords
Huskers suffer usual fate
Pinkshirts choked by cock

So, no Wearing O' The Sig this go around? 50 haiku posts instead?

van u idiot, we just beat Iowa. stop acting like we suck you poor sissy.

Wait. Have you even posted 50 times in 2011?

Van · Post by **Van** » Sun Nov 27, 2011 3:50 pm

'Spray wrote:had he pulled shit like that at Tennessee, he would have had his fucking head blown off before he would have gotten out of the stadium!

You can say that for the 4,345th time and it still won't be remotely true. He would've walked right out of the stadium to the sounds of a cheering, adoring crowd, just like every other SEC coach who ever piled on his opponent...and there have been plenty.

Last I checked, Steve Spurrier's noggin is still intact.

Also, and I don't know which throw you're referring to, but one reason Barkley threw late in the game was to get his cousin a catch. The guy's been there four years, never having done squat. Barkley and Kiffin wanted to toss him a bone on Senior Night.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Sun Nov 27, 2011 4:15 pm

Papa Willie wrote:My god - had he pulled shit like that at Tennessee, he would have had his fucking head blown off before he would have gotten out of the stadium!

That is likely the dumbest thing I've ever heard in my entire life. Congratulations on lowering the bar once again, SEC Tard.

The Seer · Post by **The Seer** » Sun Nov 27, 2011 6:17 pm

As the lone Bruinfan here, I had NO problem with SuC running up the score. What were they supposed to do, take a knee after the 1st qtr? The weasel can't coach 'em up and got what he deserved. This blowout helps expedite the removal of the (smooth talking) cancer. Maybe the school will spend more than $1.50 on the football program - what's left of it. The major rumbling is for the obvious need to remove the AD with the weasel. They need a culture change...no more Terry Donahue DNA faggoty types.

Van · Post by **Van** » Sun Nov 27, 2011 6:33 pm

Papa Willie wrote:How would it have been if Barkley would have had his leg popped off in the 4th while they were up over 40, and never been able to play football again?

It would've been remarkably unfortunate, yet coaches run that risk every day in college football. I presume you've heard of Case Keenum?

This may have been Barkley's final game as a Trojan, it was Senior Night, and they were playing UCLA. They had nothing left to worry about. No more games. Nothing for which to save him.

Oh, and it wasn't as if UCLA was getting close enough to hurt him. Unless he "popped his leg off" while running down the field celebrating, nah, there really wasn't much of an injury-worry issue.

Van · Post by **Van** » Sun Nov 27, 2011 6:34 pm

The Seer wrote:As the lone Bruinfan here

Sin,

Mace · Post by **Mace** » Sun Nov 27, 2011 6:36 pm

Papa Willie wrote:How would it have been if Barkley would have had his leg popped off in the 4th while they were up over 40, and never been able to play football again?

Not to dispute your contention here, Spray, but does UCLA have anyone that hits hard enough to break a leg, let alone "pop it off"?

socal · Post by **socal** » Sun Nov 27, 2011 6:47 pm

Van wrote:
The Seer wrote:As the lone Bruinfan here

Sin,

'Sup Mexifornia
Imbibing early today
Whore for attention

The Seer · Post by **The Seer** » Sun Nov 27, 2011 10:03 pm

socal wrote:
Van wrote:
The Seer wrote:As the lone Bruinfan here

Sin,

'Sup Mexifornia
Imbibing early today
Whore for attention

You're as much a fan of UCLA as Van...except he doesn't make stupid idiotic bets that serve merely to ridicule anything UCLA...

So yeah, fight on U So Cal

Maybe you can find Dins and make another bet that would disparage anything UCLA on here you whiny estrogen oozing cunt.

socal · Post by **socal** » Mon Nov 28, 2011 1:51 am

The Seer wrote:You're as much a fan of UCLA as Van...except he doesn't make stupid idiotic bets that serve merely to ridicule anything UCLA...

So yeah, fight on U So Cal

Maybe you can find Dins and make another bet that would disparage anything UCLA on here you whiny estrogen oozing cunt.

I'm not a yes man
Bruins are a disaster
You're just a sig bet pussy

socal · Post by **socal** » Tue Jan 03, 2012 4:03 am

Fifty plus haikus
Sig bet is now paid in full
Kumbaya, asshat

Van · Post by **Van** » Tue Jan 03, 2012 4:13 am

My little "kumbaya, asshats" quip is getting a lot of play lately...all of it aimed directly at me!

Good job knocking out your bet debt, syllabuster.

socal · Post by **socal** » Tue Jan 03, 2012 4:22 am

It's a brilliant quip really and serves this sordid clambake well on the marquis.
And giving you shit.

Van · Post by **Van** » Tue Jan 03, 2012 4:24 am

Next year, I'm going to make you do fifty posts in Swahili.

Btw...Jim Mora, Jr?!

BWAAAAAHAAAAA!

socal · Post by **socal** » Wed Nov 14, 2012 2:17 am

Van wrote:Next year, I'm going to make you do fifty posts in Swahili.

Btw...Jim Mora, Jr?!

BWAAAAAHAAAAA!

Wapendwa Van. Jinsi ni Jim Mora Jr kuangalia sasa?

Sincerely,
Google Translate

Van · Post by **Van** » Wed Nov 14, 2012 4:24 am

Without googling it I'll assume my correct answer is yep, it's time for our annual sig bet...and Jim Mora still looks like a constipated weasel. Anyway, hell, you may even win one this time.

And I'm going to hold you to the fifty posts in Swahili thing if you lose.

P.S. - After going to the translater, you sorta sound like Manute Bol there.

The Seer · Post by **The Seer** » Wed Nov 14, 2012 4:39 am

Van wrote:and Jim Mora still looks like a constipated weasel.

Bet you'd take Mora for Kiffey straight up right now....