That's wasn't a lump of coal in your stocking last year

[Cupid]

Tarding up the boards
While his forklift sits at bay
Off his daughter goes
Texting all the way
Nothing left to do
Craving it on sight
What fun it is for Wags to drink
A twelve pack of Bud Light

Oh, shitty beer, shitty beer
Wags drinking again
Oh, how does he get trashed
On an ABV of one point ten
Shitty beer, shitty beer
Wags drinking again
Oh, how does he get trashed
On an ABV of one point ten


Wags was asked again
To give real beer a try
I know you are but what am I
Was his only real reply
His body type lean and lank
It’s not easy for this tard
To hold his booze with a build
That gets Sandusky hard.

Oh, shitty beer, shitty beer
Wags drinking again
Oh, how does he get trashed
On an ABV of one point ten
Shitty beer, shitty beer
Wags drinking again
Oh, how does he get trashed
On an ABV of one point ten


Shitty beer, shitty beer
Wags drinking again
Oh, how does he get trashed
On an ABV of one point ten
Shitty beer, shitty beer
Wags drinking again
Oh, how does he get trashed
On an ABV of one point ten.

[Tiny Tim]

mammy

did I hears you mammy?

[War Wagon]

That was pretty good, I must admit.

But get your facts straight Cupid... I only buy Bud Light by the 30 pack.