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I wasn't sure if you have a FB page or not, but I really need you to help me get the word out on some animals that are available for adoption @ Colombus, GA Animal Control.

A whole lot of these little guys & girls are scheduled to be euthanized by the end of the day tomorrow, and it's just breaking my heart because many of them are JUST puppies.


This baby girl is not more than 2 months old?!!





Anyhow, please lemme know if you'd be willing to help me do some "networking" for these sweet souls, as you're the only person I know in the area.



"Help me, Obese-Wan Kenobi......you're my only hope". ;)

You should contact poptart.

He might be able to find a few takers in Korea.

Oh, and please don't let the fact that Mikey just posted discourage you from helping me.


I tried to use Cerebro to weed out all the tards before I started this thread, but there's always gonna be at least ONE that enlists the help of a telepathic resistant helmet. :/

Magneto's helmet is Tin Foil's bitch?

Gotta feeling the only puppies Willie is interested in saving live in your sweater, Ana...

Gorss.

Ana Ng wrote:shutyomouth, I need your help!

I hope to be dead before this sentence ever crosses my lips. Odds are good.

Excelente!

Got it, and added. Thanks a bunch, really.


Anyone else here that's ever interested in adopting a shelter pet or possibly fostering an animal in your area, feel free to let me know. (Or like, your wives or girlfriends and whatstuff)

I've been getting involved with rescue groups from all over the country, and I know there's a special furry friend out there just waiting for your family to love. <3

Ana Ng wrote:Or like, your wives or girlfriends

Or both.

every dog I've had, I've adopted from shelters, and they become the most spoiled mutts on the planet.

Dogs are OK if they are trained and cared for by their owners.

Too many dogs around here just bark to hear themselvers bark. Including the next door neighbor's which barks any time we go out our front door. If I ever see that yappy little rat dog on the street I will run it over.

Whatever.

I hope that little shit gnaws your hip replacements outta your body in your sleep.

War Wagon wrote:every dog I've had, I've adopted from shelters, and they become the most spoiled mutts on the planet.

If memory serves, you spend more time fattening up these poor animals than you do making sure they get proper exercise. Let me tell you something bro, the more you feed your dog doesn't make you a better owner. Or make them spoiled. I am sure they're not thanking you the last couple of years of their life when they can barely get around house because they're so God damned overweight. Here's a novel idea, take Rufus for a walk, you lazy fuck.

Sudden Sam wrote:"she was the only dog online that I made a connection with", saith my wife.

:?

Did they Facebook each other?

Sudden Sam wrote:I'm sure it's not the fault of anyone in east Alabama/west Georgia, but this critter is fucking retarded.

But we love her.

The wife says the same thing about you, you know.

Ana Ng wrote:Anyone else here that's ever interested in adopting a shelter pet or possibly fostering an animal in your area, feel free to let me know. (Or like, your wives or girlfriends and whatstuff)

Now why do I need you if I want to adopt a rescue dog or other gas chamber fodder?

I love animals too, but not to the extent I have to go out and shove it on others. Did you torture your pets when you were young?

There are pet rescues all over the country. I'm basically just offering to help people who may be looking for a specific breed, age, etc. Many of these shelters will adopt "out of state", and there are a number of rescue orgs. that will help transport your pet to you for free.

Some folks aren't aware of that, which is why I offered to help. I suppose I should've left out the "in your area" part.

Good call.


And I don't feel as if I'm "shoving my love for animals on others". You're obviously just being a complete and total schlong jockey.

Well good job. At least something worthwhile is going in this shit palace.

I guess I'm just tweaked 'cause you want 'Spray and not me. Aren't I more attractive and sexy and stuff?

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:

War Wagon wrote:every dog I've had, I've adopted from shelters, and they become the most spoiled mutts on the planet.

If memory serves, you spend more time fattening up these poor animals than you do making sure they get proper exercise. Let me tell you something bro, the more you feed your dog doesn't make you a better owner. Or make them spoiled. I am sure they're not thanking you the last couple of years of their life when they can barely get around house because they're so God damned overweight. Here's a novel idea, take Rufus for a walk, you lazy fuck.

Weather permitting, I take my dog(s) for walks most every day. They also have a large fenced in back yard to romp in.

Thanks for your concern, ucantdoitPEtastyle.

Now go fuck yourself.

Papa Willie wrote:Pennis anyone?

Isn't that a kind of pasta?

Need help doing what? Putting on as much weight as possible as quickly as possible?

Papa Willie wrote: Ana understands that my personality alone puts me in a very lofty position

'Spray we all know there is nothing "lofty" about you except your blood pressure and cholesterol.

Just rescued this little girl from stupid people who pretty much left her for dead.



Mrs. Rumps wants to name her Layla. I'm leaning towards Agnus.

Maybe you should put up a poll, ask people to vote on a name for your dog.

Aside from the sad eyes (which probably come from some type of abuse or neglect) she looks fairly healthy.

War Wagon wrote:Maybe you should put up a poll, ask people to vote on a name for your dog.

Aside from the sad eyes (which probably come from some type of abuse or neglect) she looks fairly healthy.

She's 8 pounds underweight, has hook and heart worms.

I just dropped $450 at the vet to get her lined out. Yeah, we're keeping her.

War Wagon wrote:Thanks for your concern.

You are welcome. You don't rescue these poor fellas from a death trap just to have them compete against KC Paul in a BBQ eating contest, right? That's a suicide rap. Get 'em out while they're young. Wags... those dogs were born to run.

Go Coogs' wrote: I just dropped $450 at the vet to get her lined out. Yeah, we're keeping her.

Good for you.

When I brought my German Shepard home from the KC animal shelter clink, he got sick in a few days with parvo. I called them up and was like "what are you going to do about this"? They told me to bring him back, they would give me my money back, put him and every animal in the shelter down because parvo is a bitch and a death sentence.

Mind you, these stupid fucks thought he was a pit bull and weren't going to allow me to adopt him. I told them to go fuck themselves. I took him to the vet where they told me they might be able to nurse him back to health, maybe a 50/50 chance he'd survive but a 100% chance that either way, it was going to be expensive.

That was 9 years ago and ucants' remonstrances aside, he's still my spoiled baby.

War Wagon wrote:remonstrances.

Nice.

We adopted my sweet Bekkah B. from a shelter in Washington state back in 2006. The "pet counselor" advised against it, as she was about 9 yrs. old, and they believed she had Cushings disease and would probably not survive the rest of the month. She was missing most of her fur, and had blood in her urine, which was supposedly due to a tumor on her kidney.

Anyhow, we decided to take her home with us and ply her with love for as long as she'd allow, rather than let her pass away in the shelter. As luck would have it, she just had a food allergy and a UTI. We put her on a prescription diet and 10 days of antibiotics, and after a few months....all her soft and cuddly fur grew back.





That was a little over five years ago from last October, and then my little girl left me.


Aside from having my son, she was the best decision I ever made.

Wagon wrote:Maybe you should put up a poll, ask people to vote on a name for your dog.

Yes, please do this.


:)

Imus wrote:Well good job. At least something worthwhile is going in this shit palace.

That's right. It's been rare that I come on here and see something nice taking place. Nice going Ana Ng.

Dan Vogel wrote:

Imus wrote:Well good job. At least something worthwhile is going in this shit palace.

That's right. It's been rare that I come on here and see something nice taking place.

Hopefully that’s just an anomaly.

Goober McTuber wrote: anomaly

I'm impressed.

Mikey wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote: anomaly

I'm impressed.

Doesn't take much, I guess.

Goober McTuber wrote:

Mikey wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote: anomaly

I'm impressed.

Doesn't take much, I guess.

Considering what I would normally expect from the source...no, not really.

You know, if you get rid of all the Mikey posts, this was a pretty funny thread.

Goobs is a Martyred troll?