Another fine example...

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Fri Mar 02, 2012 4:20 pm

...of a Republican-appointed judge.

(CNN) -- Montana's chief federal judge has offered his apologies for forwarding a racist e-mail aimed at President Barack Obama. The judge also initiated a judicial misconduct investigation against himself.

Liberal advocacy groups demanded that U.S. District Judge Richard Cebull resign.

Cebull, in an interview Wednesday with the Billings Gazette newspaper, offered his regrets for forwarding the e-mail, saying it was "a hard lesson to learn."

"To say it's inappropriate and stupid is an extreme understatement," Cebull said in courthouse chambers on Wednesday, according to the newspaper. "There is no doubt it's racist. It wasn't forwarded for that purpose. If anything, it was political."

The Billings-based judge was named to the bench by President George W. Bush in 2001. He has been chief judge since 2008, overseeing two other full-time district judges, three senior or part-time judges and five magistrates. His chambers did not return a call from CNN for comment.

Cebull did not write the offensive material, but admitted forwarding the February 20 message to a few friends after it was sent to him by his brother. The Great Falls Tribune newspaper was given a copy and reported the message went:

"Normally I don't send or forward a lot of these, but even by my standards, it was a bit touching. I want all of my friends to feel what I felt when I read this. Hope it touches your heart like it did mine.

"A little boy said to his mother, 'Mommy, how come I'm black and you're white?' His mother replied, 'Don't even go there Barack! From what I can remember about that party, you're lucky you don't bark!'"

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Fri Mar 02, 2012 4:26 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:
"A little boy said to his mother, 'Mommy, how come I'm black and you're white?' His mother replied, 'Don't even go there Barack! From what I can remember about that party, you're lucky you don't bark!'"

Thanks for forwarding that. I think I'll post it on my Facebook wall.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Fri Mar 02, 2012 5:43 pm

Mikey wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
"A little boy said to his mother, 'Mommy, how come I'm black and you're white?' His mother replied, 'Don't even go there Barack! From what I can remember about that party, you're lucky you don't bark!'"
Thanks for forwarding that. I think I'll post it on my Facebook wall.

How exactly is that joke racist? It is a decent joke, btw.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Fri Mar 02, 2012 6:15 pm

smackaholic wrote:
Mikey wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
"A little boy said to his mother, 'Mommy, how come I'm black and you're white?' His mother replied, 'Don't even go there Barack! From what I can remember about that party, you're lucky you don't bark!'"
Thanks for forwarding that. I think I'll post it on my Facebook wall.
How exactly is that joke racist? It is a decent joke, btw.

Think about it for a while. Maybe it'll come to you.

Van · Post by **Van** » Fri Mar 02, 2012 6:51 pm

smackie, she's saying blacks are only slightly better than dogs.

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Fri Mar 02, 2012 6:57 pm

Suckaholic has had a lifetime of being told he's only slightly smarter than dogs, so you can see how he would struggle to register it as offensive.

Python · Post by **Python** » Fri Mar 02, 2012 6:58 pm

Van wrote:smackie, she's saying blacks are only slightly better than dogs.

So what's the joke?

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Fri Mar 02, 2012 6:58 pm

R-Jack wrote:Suckaholic has had a lifetime of being told he's only slightly smarter than dogs, so you can see how he would struggle to register it as offensive.

He does beat most dogs when it comes to civics, though.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Fri Mar 02, 2012 7:00 pm

Van wrote:smackie, she's saying anybody who would fuck a mvscal would also fuck a dog.

ftfy

Van · Post by **Van** » Fri Mar 02, 2012 7:17 pm

Mikey, actually, she's saying she fucked both a black guy and a dog at that party, and her kid should just be thankful the dog wasn't the one to impregnate her.

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Fri Mar 02, 2012 7:30 pm

I really would like 'tart to chime in for some reason.

Sirfindafold · Post by **Sirfindafold** » Fri Mar 02, 2012 7:42 pm

limp-wristed liberals playing the race card. nothing to see here.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Fri Mar 02, 2012 8:39 pm

Shit-eating retard fumbling around with his smack rolodex. Nothing to see here.

Sirfindafold · Post by **Sirfindafold** » Fri Mar 02, 2012 8:49 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:Shit-eating retard fumbling around with his smack rolodex. Nothing to see here.

wrong thread corky - http://www.theoneboard.com/board/viewto ... =2&t=40538

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Fri Mar 02, 2012 9:29 pm

Try and make some sense for once, you fucking cretin.

Sirfindafold · Post by **Sirfindafold** » Fri Mar 02, 2012 9:37 pm

melt on you liberal douche.

Stick a Didgeridoo up your ass.

Bucmonkey · Post by **Bucmonkey** » Fri Mar 02, 2012 9:44 pm

Another wonderful example of our "politics". Fight the good fight smackifold.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Fri Mar 02, 2012 10:03 pm

Mikey wrote:Think about it for a while. Maybe it'll come to you.

You can fucking "think" about it till the end of time and it isn't going to make this a racist joke. It's a 'yo momma a ho' joke and such jokes have been part of American politics at least as far back as the Jackson Administration.

Wipe your nose and hitch up your big boy pants, crybabies.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Fri Mar 02, 2012 10:22 pm

mvscal wrote:
Mikey wrote:Think about it for a while. Maybe it'll come to you.
You can fucking "think" about it till the end of time and it isn't going to make this a racist joke. It's a 'yo momma a ho' joke and such jokes have been part of American politics at least as far back as the Jackson Administration.

Wipe your nose and hitch up your big boy pants, crybabies.

exactly.

it is a crude joke aimed at his momma. you enlightened libs are the onces that see racism everywhere you look.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Fri Mar 02, 2012 10:24 pm

R-Jack wrote:Suckaholic has had a lifetime of being told he's only slightly smarter than dogs, so you can see how he would struggle to register it as offensive.

of course it's offensive. it just isn't racist, dumbshit.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Fri Mar 02, 2012 10:33 pm

Van wrote:smackie, she's saying blacks are only slightly better than dogs.

First off, who is "she"?

The joke doesn't say blacks are better than dogs. It simply says that barry's momma had one wild fukking weekend.

Van · Post by **Van** » Fri Mar 02, 2012 11:21 pm

smackie, "she" is Barack's mother, obviously, since she's twice clearly identified as such. Why do you even need to ask who "she" is? Who else could she be?

The joke is racist because its message is she's such a dirtbag that she fucks not only dogs but...blacks!

It's just another racist joke, so WGARA? I'm not the least bit offended by it, but you have to try your ass off not to see that it's clearly racist. It's a mudshark joke, nothing more.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Fri Mar 02, 2012 11:31 pm

mvscal wrote:
Mikey wrote:Think about it for a while. Maybe it'll come to you.
You can fucking "think" about it till the end of time and it isn't going to make this a racist joke. It's a 'yo momma a ho' joke and such jokes have been part of American politics at least as far back as the Jackson Administration.

Wipe your nose and hitch up your big boy pants, crybabies.

it also has the ring of truth.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Fri Mar 02, 2012 11:34 pm

mvscal wrote:
Mikey wrote:Think about it for a while. Maybe it'll come to you.
You can fucking "think" about it till the end of time and it isn't going to make this a racist joke. It's a 'yo momma a ho' joke and such jokes have been part of American politics at least as far back as the Jackson Administration.

Wipe your nose and hitch up your big boy pants, crybabies.

To you lard is healthy and "yo mamma fucked a mvscal and a dog" isn't racist.

Cool, I don't GARA. It's semantics. But you are one really stupid motherfucker.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Sat Mar 03, 2012 1:38 am

Mikey wrote:
mvscal wrote:
Mikey wrote:Think about it for a while. Maybe it'll come to you.
You can fucking "think" about it till the end of time and it isn't going to make this a racist joke. It's a 'yo momma a ho' joke and such jokes have been part of American politics at least as far back as the Jackson Administration.

Wipe your nose and hitch up your big boy pants, crybabies.
To you lard is healthy and "yo mamma fucked a mvscal and a dog" isn't racist.

Lard is healthier than butter, yes. That is a fact.

And, dullard/moron that you are, you're too stupid to figure out plain English. The gist of the joke isn't that his momma fucked a n.iggger and a dog. The gist is that she fucked EVERYBODY and EVERYTHING including the dog.

NOT racist.

Van · Post by **Van** » Sat Mar 03, 2012 1:56 am

Wrong.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Sat Mar 03, 2012 2:00 am

Fuck off, idiot.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Sat Mar 03, 2012 2:44 am

...that the party was so wild, she may have well had sex with a dog. Dogs being slightly lower on the evolutionary scale than Negroes.

It's racist.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Sat Mar 03, 2012 2:46 am

Martyred wrote:...that the party was so wild, she may have well had sex with a dog. Dogs being slightly lower on the evolutionary scale than Negroes.

It's racist.

I'm going to sic my next door neighbor's four dogs on you.

Dogist.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sat Mar 03, 2012 2:50 am

If you want to believe it's racist, then I 'spose it is racist to you.

I read it exactly the same way mvscal did.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Sat Mar 03, 2012 3:05 am

Martyred wrote:...that the party was so wild, she may have well had sex with everybody and the dog.

It's misogynist.

Words do matter.

Misogyny doesn't play as well as racism, so it doesn't really fit into The Big Lie.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Sat Mar 03, 2012 3:06 am

smackaholic wrote:If you want to believe it's racist, then I 'spose it is racist to you.

I read it exactly the same way mvscal did.

Not unless you had a tutor, you fucking moron.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sat Mar 03, 2012 3:21 am

smackaholic wrote:I read it exactly the same way mvscal did.

Who cares how YOU read it? You had to ask who "she" was from a joke in which only one female was mentioned.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Sat Mar 03, 2012 3:24 am

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote: You had to ask who "she" was referring to from a joke in which only one female was mentioned.

Nice KYOA.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sat Mar 03, 2012 3:34 am

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
smackaholic wrote:I read it exactly the same way mvscal did.
Who cares how YOU read it? You had to ask who "she" was from a joke in which only one female was mentioned.

The fukking joke was told by a man to another man. "she" had absolutely nothing to do with this alleged racism.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sat Mar 03, 2012 3:35 am

My shit sentence structure after multiple Two Hearteds on a Friday night doesn't negate smackaholic's reading comprehension fail. Fuck, at least I have the self awareness to correct my stupidity.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sat Mar 03, 2012 3:38 am

smackaholic wrote:
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
smackaholic wrote:I read it exactly the same way mvscal did.
Who cares how YOU read it? You had to ask who "she" was from a joke in which only one female was mentioned.
The fukking joke was told by a man to another man. "she" had absolutely nothing to do with this alleged racism.

If you couldn't tell that the "she" that Van referred to was the "she" in the joke, that only further displays how horrendous your reading comp is.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sat Mar 03, 2012 3:58 am

Van's statement read as if a female was the joke teller.

Van · Post by **Van** » Sat Mar 03, 2012 4:09 am

No, it didn't. Not even a little.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sat Mar 03, 2012 4:39 am

To me it did.

The subject was the joke. Saying that "she's" saying something, to me read like you were talking about the joke teller.