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Another fine example...

Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2012 4:20 pm
by Goober McTuber
...of a Republican-appointed judge.
(CNN) -- Montana's chief federal judge has offered his apologies for forwarding a racist e-mail aimed at President Barack Obama. The judge also initiated a judicial misconduct investigation against himself.

Liberal advocacy groups demanded that U.S. District Judge Richard Cebull resign.

Cebull, in an interview Wednesday with the Billings Gazette newspaper, offered his regrets for forwarding the e-mail, saying it was "a hard lesson to learn."

"To say it's inappropriate and stupid is an extreme understatement," Cebull said in courthouse chambers on Wednesday, according to the newspaper. "There is no doubt it's racist. It wasn't forwarded for that purpose. If anything, it was political."

The Billings-based judge was named to the bench by President George W. Bush in 2001. He has been chief judge since 2008, overseeing two other full-time district judges, three senior or part-time judges and five magistrates. His chambers did not return a call from CNN for comment.

Cebull did not write the offensive material, but admitted forwarding the February 20 message to a few friends after it was sent to him by his brother. The Great Falls Tribune newspaper was given a copy and reported the message went:

"Normally I don't send or forward a lot of these, but even by my standards, it was a bit touching. I want all of my friends to feel what I felt when I read this. Hope it touches your heart like it did mine.

"A little boy said to his mother, 'Mommy, how come I'm black and you're white?' His mother replied, 'Don't even go there Barack! From what I can remember about that party, you're lucky you don't bark!'"

Re: Another fine example...

Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2012 4:26 pm
by Mikey
Goober McTuber wrote:
"A little boy said to his mother, 'Mommy, how come I'm black and you're white?' His mother replied, 'Don't even go there Barack! From what I can remember about that party, you're lucky you don't bark!'"
Thanks for forwarding that. I think I'll post it on my Facebook wall.

Re: Another fine example...

Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2012 5:43 pm
by smackaholic
Mikey wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
"A little boy said to his mother, 'Mommy, how come I'm black and you're white?' His mother replied, 'Don't even go there Barack! From what I can remember about that party, you're lucky you don't bark!'"
Thanks for forwarding that. I think I'll post it on my Facebook wall.
How exactly is that joke racist? It is a decent joke, btw.

Re: Another fine example...

Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2012 6:15 pm
by Mikey
smackaholic wrote:
Mikey wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
"A little boy said to his mother, 'Mommy, how come I'm black and you're white?' His mother replied, 'Don't even go there Barack! From what I can remember about that party, you're lucky you don't bark!'"
Thanks for forwarding that. I think I'll post it on my Facebook wall.
How exactly is that joke racist? It is a decent joke, btw.
Think about it for a while. Maybe it'll come to you.

Re: Another fine example...

Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2012 6:51 pm
by Van
smackie, she's saying blacks are only slightly better than dogs.

Re: Another fine example...

Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2012 6:57 pm
by R-Jack
Suckaholic has had a lifetime of being told he's only slightly smarter than dogs, so you can see how he would struggle to register it as offensive.

Re: Another fine example...

Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2012 6:58 pm
by Python
Van wrote:smackie, she's saying blacks are only slightly better than dogs.
So what's the joke?

Re: Another fine example...

Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2012 6:58 pm
by Mikey
R-Jack wrote:Suckaholic has had a lifetime of being told he's only slightly smarter than dogs, so you can see how he would struggle to register it as offensive.
He does beat most dogs when it comes to civics, though.

Re: Another fine example...

Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2012 7:00 pm
by Mikey
Van wrote:smackie, she's saying anybody who would fuck a mvscal would also fuck a dog.
ftfy

Re: Another fine example...

Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2012 7:17 pm
by Van
Mikey, actually, she's saying she fucked both a black guy and a dog at that party, and her kid should just be thankful the dog wasn't the one to impregnate her.

Re: Another fine example...

Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2012 7:30 pm
by R-Jack
I really would like 'tart to chime in for some reason.

Re: Another fine example...

Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2012 7:42 pm
by Sirfindafold
limp-wristed liberals playing the race card. nothing to see here.

Re: Another fine example...

Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2012 8:39 pm
by Goober McTuber
Shit-eating retard fumbling around with his smack rolodex. Nothing to see here.

Re: Another fine example...

Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2012 8:49 pm
by Sirfindafold
Goober McTuber wrote:Shit-eating retard fumbling around with his smack rolodex. Nothing to see here.
wrong thread corky - http://www.theoneboard.com/board/viewto ... =2&t=40538

Re: Another fine example...

Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2012 9:29 pm
by Goober McTuber
Try and make some sense for once, you fucking cretin.

Re: Another fine example...

Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2012 9:37 pm
by Sirfindafold
melt on you liberal douche.

Stick a Didgeridoo up your ass.

Re: Another fine example...

Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2012 9:44 pm
by Bucmonkey
Another wonderful example of our "politics". Fight the good fight smackifold.

Re: Another fine example...

Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2012 10:03 pm
by mvscal
Mikey wrote:Think about it for a while. Maybe it'll come to you.
You can fucking "think" about it till the end of time and it isn't going to make this a racist joke. It's a 'yo momma a ho' joke and such jokes have been part of American politics at least as far back as the Jackson Administration.

Wipe your nose and hitch up your big boy pants, crybabies.

Re: Another fine example...

Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2012 10:22 pm
by smackaholic
mvscal wrote:
Mikey wrote:Think about it for a while. Maybe it'll come to you.
You can fucking "think" about it till the end of time and it isn't going to make this a racist joke. It's a 'yo momma a ho' joke and such jokes have been part of American politics at least as far back as the Jackson Administration.

Wipe your nose and hitch up your big boy pants, crybabies.
exactly.

it is a crude joke aimed at his momma. you enlightened libs are the onces that see racism everywhere you look.

Re: Another fine example...

Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2012 10:24 pm
by smackaholic
R-Jack wrote:Suckaholic has had a lifetime of being told he's only slightly smarter than dogs, so you can see how he would struggle to register it as offensive.
of course it's offensive. it just isn't racist, dumbshit.

Re: Another fine example...

Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2012 10:33 pm
by smackaholic
Van wrote:smackie, she's saying blacks are only slightly better than dogs.
First off, who is "she"?

The joke doesn't say blacks are better than dogs. It simply says that barry's momma had one wild fukking weekend.

Re: Another fine example...

Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2012 11:21 pm
by Van
smackie, "she" is Barack's mother, obviously, since she's twice clearly identified as such. Why do you even need to ask who "she" is? Who else could she be?

The joke is racist because its message is she's such a dirtbag that she fucks not only dogs but...blacks!

It's just another racist joke, so WGARA? I'm not the least bit offended by it, but you have to try your ass off not to see that it's clearly racist. It's a mudshark joke, nothing more.

Re: Another fine example...

Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2012 11:31 pm
by Cuda
mvscal wrote:
Mikey wrote:Think about it for a while. Maybe it'll come to you.
You can fucking "think" about it till the end of time and it isn't going to make this a racist joke. It's a 'yo momma a ho' joke and such jokes have been part of American politics at least as far back as the Jackson Administration.

Wipe your nose and hitch up your big boy pants, crybabies.
it also has the ring of truth.

Re: Another fine example...

Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2012 11:34 pm
by Mikey
mvscal wrote:
Mikey wrote:Think about it for a while. Maybe it'll come to you.
You can fucking "think" about it till the end of time and it isn't going to make this a racist joke. It's a 'yo momma a ho' joke and such jokes have been part of American politics at least as far back as the Jackson Administration.

Wipe your nose and hitch up your big boy pants, crybabies.
To you lard is healthy and "yo mamma fucked a mvscal and a dog" isn't racist.

Cool, I don't GARA. It's semantics. But you are one really stupid motherfucker.

Re: Another fine example...

Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2012 1:38 am
by mvscal
Mikey wrote:
mvscal wrote:
Mikey wrote:Think about it for a while. Maybe it'll come to you.
You can fucking "think" about it till the end of time and it isn't going to make this a racist joke. It's a 'yo momma a ho' joke and such jokes have been part of American politics at least as far back as the Jackson Administration.

Wipe your nose and hitch up your big boy pants, crybabies.
To you lard is healthy and "yo mamma fucked a mvscal and a dog" isn't racist.
Lard is healthier than butter, yes. That is a fact.

And, dullard/moron that you are, you're too stupid to figure out plain English. The gist of the joke isn't that his momma fucked a n.iggger and a dog. The gist is that she fucked EVERYBODY and EVERYTHING including the dog.

NOT racist.

Re: Another fine example...

Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2012 1:56 am
by Van
Wrong.

Re: Another fine example...

Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2012 2:00 am
by mvscal
Fuck off, idiot.

Re: Another fine example...

Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2012 2:44 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
...that the party was so wild, she may have well had sex with a dog. Dogs being slightly lower on the evolutionary scale than Negroes.

It's racist.

Re: Another fine example...

Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2012 2:46 am
by Mikey
Martyred wrote:...that the party was so wild, she may have well had sex with a dog. Dogs being slightly lower on the evolutionary scale than Negroes.

It's racist.
I'm going to sic my next door neighbor's four dogs on you.

Dogist.

Re: Another fine example...

Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2012 2:50 am
by smackaholic
If you want to believe it's racist, then I 'spose it is racist to you.

I read it exactly the same way mvscal did.

Re: Another fine example...

Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2012 3:05 am
by mvscal
Martyred wrote:...that the party was so wild, she may have well had sex with everybody and the dog.

It's misogynist.
Words do matter.

Misogyny doesn't play as well as racism, so it doesn't really fit into The Big Lie.

Re: Another fine example...

Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2012 3:06 am
by Goober McTuber
smackaholic wrote:If you want to believe it's racist, then I 'spose it is racist to you.

I read it exactly the same way mvscal did.
Not unless you had a tutor, you fucking moron.

Re: Another fine example...

Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2012 3:21 am
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
smackaholic wrote:I read it exactly the same way mvscal did.
Who cares how YOU read it? You had to ask who "she" was from a joke in which only one female was mentioned.

Re: Another fine example...

Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2012 3:24 am
by mvscal
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote: You had to ask who "she" was referring to from a joke in which only one female was mentioned.
Nice KYOA.

Re: Another fine example...

Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2012 3:34 am
by smackaholic
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
smackaholic wrote:I read it exactly the same way mvscal did.
Who cares how YOU read it? You had to ask who "she" was from a joke in which only one female was mentioned.
The fukking joke was told by a man to another man. "she" had absolutely nothing to do with this alleged racism.

Re: Another fine example...

Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2012 3:35 am
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
My shit sentence structure after multiple Two Hearteds on a Friday night doesn't negate smackaholic's reading comprehension fail. Fuck, at least I have the self awareness to correct my stupidity.

Re: Another fine example...

Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2012 3:38 am
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
smackaholic wrote:
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
smackaholic wrote:I read it exactly the same way mvscal did.
Who cares how YOU read it? You had to ask who "she" was from a joke in which only one female was mentioned.
The fukking joke was told by a man to another man. "she" had absolutely nothing to do with this alleged racism.
If you couldn't tell that the "she" that Van referred to was the "she" in the joke, that only further displays how horrendous your reading comp is.

Re: Another fine example...

Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2012 3:58 am
by smackaholic
Van's statement read as if a female was the joke teller.

Re: Another fine example...

Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2012 4:09 am
by Van
No, it didn't. Not even a little.

Re: Another fine example...

Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2012 4:39 am
by smackaholic
To me it did.

The subject was the joke. Saying that "she's" saying something, to me read like you were talking about the joke teller.