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Are you at least 6-foot-1 and 230 pounds?
Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2012 6:21 am
by M2
What a mess... the Hurricanes have become.
If so, and if you can enroll at Miami, you could become an offensive lineman for the Miami Hurricanes -- not long ago one of the most dominating football teams in all the land!
The Miami football program posted fliers around the school's Wellness Center last week that read: "Any student that is at least 6'1 and 230+ pounds that is interested in joining the football team as an Offensive Lineman, please contact the football ...
http://espn.go.com/espn/page2/story/_/i ... -need-them
Bwhahahahaha @ fucla
Re: Are you at least 6-foot-1 and 230 pounds?
Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2012 6:31 am
by Van
The Maryland one was the best, and the PSU one was good too.
"Have you ever helped coach football, like at a camp or something?"
"Do you not follow current events? Like, at all?"
Re: Are you at least 6-foot-1 and 230 pounds?
Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2012 7:15 pm
by M2
The LSU one makes me laugh even harder after seeing this gem...
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/20 ... wonderlic/
I think they can safely remove the qualification for a "student" from their advertisement.
Re: Are you at least 6-foot-1 and 230 pounds?
Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2012 7:52 pm
by Van
M2, that is precisely why I've grown to loathe the major powers of the SEC. Every new interview with one of these thugs only adds fuel to the fire, and is anyone ever surprised when an LSU guy proves himself to be dumber than a burnt sweet potato?
Re: Are you at least 6-foot-1 and 230 pounds?
Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2012 4:21 am
by Laxplayer
Hey some of those sweet potatoes are pretty smart......
Re: Are you at least 6-foot-1 and 230 pounds?
Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2012 4:02 pm
by Dinsdale
I notice they don't list any age requirements.
If I really got to throwing down some bacon and whatever else Pappa Willie recommends, I could put on 50 pounds -- could I get a schollie for Duh U?
I mean, my build has offensive lineman written all over it.
Re: Are you at least 6-foot-1 and 230 pounds?
Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2012 5:31 pm
by Left Seater
Dinsdale wrote:I notice they don't list any age requirements.
If I really got to throwing down some bacon and whatever else Pappa Willie recommends, I could put on 50 pounds -- could I get a schollie for Duh U?
I mean, my build has offensive lineman written all over it.
Have you ever matriculated at a Division 1 School? If no, have you ever matriculated at a D2 or D3 school? If no, then sure? If yes, then more info is necessary.
Re: Are you at least 6-foot-1 and 230 pounds?
Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2012 5:35 pm
by Dinsdale
Oh, I have full eligibility.
And I don't think high school GPA matters a lick to Duh U. I think if you get your name 80% correct on the application, then you're academically eligible.
Re: Are you at least 6-foot-1 and 230 pounds?
Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2012 7:55 pm
by M2
Ok, here's a mock wonderlic test online:
http://www.nicholascreative.com/footbal ... reset=true
The ordering of the questions are important on this mock because you can't skip ahead to get all the easy ones out of the way and then go back to earlier questions which require more calculation.
I took it three times with scores of 20, 23, and 43.
Re: Are you at least 6-foot-1 and 230 pounds?
Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2012 8:43 pm
by Dinsdale
M2 wrote:Ok, here's a mock wonderlic test online:
http://www.nicholascreative.com/footbal ... reset=true
The ordering of the questions are important on this mock because you can't skip ahead to get all the easy ones out of the way and then go back to earlier questions which require more calculation.
I took it three times with scores of 20, 23, and 43.
30, but the pages loaded fairly slowly, so I ran out of time.
Re: Are you at least 6-foot-1 and 230 pounds?
Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 6:00 am
by Terry in Crapchester
Dinsdale wrote:M2 wrote:Ok, here's a mock wonderlic test online:
http://www.nicholascreative.com/footbal ... reset=true
The ordering of the questions are important on this mock because you can't skip ahead to get all the easy ones out of the way and then go back to earlier questions which require more calculation.
I took it three times with scores of 20, 23, and 43.
30, but the pages loaded fairly slowly, so I ran out of time.
23, 30 and 43. Time is obviously the biggest factor in the test. The questions aren't terribly difficult, but many of them require more time to answer than the test allots.