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Hey Screwy
Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2012 1:07 pm
by Smackie Chan
Happy Birthday, asshat.
Re: Hey Screwy
Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2012 2:37 pm
by Carson
Here's hoping the candles on your birthday cake set off the smoke detector in the laundromat.
Then you can die in a hail of molten candle wax.
Oh, and Happy Birthday.
Re: Hey Screwy
Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2012 4:32 pm
by Screw_Michigan
Thanks Smackie. Looking forward to my 30s. Well, other than posting in this shithole.
Someone wish me to slip on some jizz and break my arm already.
Re: Hey Screwy
Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2012 9:14 pm
by Screw_Michigan
Happy b-day to Shoalize too.
Re: Hey Screwy
Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2012 10:03 pm
by R-Jack
Screw_Michigan wrote:Thanks Smackie. Looking forward to my 30s. Well, other than posting in this shithole.
Someone wish me to slip on some jizz and break my arm already.
I wish you would slip on some jizz, require artificial respiration, and meet your demise when one of the sicko patrons that you clean up after decides to save you with his special brand of cock-to-mouth resuscitation
Re: Hey Screwy
Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2012 10:47 pm
by Shoalzie
Screw_Michigan wrote:Happy b-day to Shoalize too.
Thanks dude...you too!
Re: Hey Screwy
Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2012 1:40 am
by Screw_Michigan
Shoalzie wrote:Screw_Michigan wrote:Happy b-day to Shoalize too.
Thanks dude...you too!
What does a 31 y/o resident of Kalamazoo County do for his b-day?
Re: Hey Screwy
Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2012 6:54 am
by poptart
Screwed wrote:Looking forward to my 30s
30 is the new 13.
Or so it seems, judging by the crop of 30-somethings we see these days.
Enjoy your teens, Screwed!
Re: Hey Screwy
Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2012 1:50 pm
by Goober McTuber
Screw_Michigan wrote:Thanks Smackie. Looking forward to my 30s. Well, other than posting in this shithole.
Someone wish me to slip on some jizz and break my arm already.
This was like your golden birthday, except it’s where your age equals your IQ.