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Crop-dusting Haiku.

Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2012 8:57 pm
by R-Jack
Casually pass
A mudshark with a neck tat
Dirty skank smells ass

Re: Crop-dusting Haiku.

Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2012 10:04 pm
by Sirfindafold
empty bottle
passing time between unemployment checks
a shit thread ensues

Re: Crop-dusting Haiku.

Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2012 11:44 pm
by R-Jack
One shit sucking tard
No concept of syllables
Means a botched haiku

Re: Crop-dusting Haiku.

Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 1:09 am
by Goober McTuber
Sirfindafold sucks
Large quantities of black cock
Just another day

Re: Crop-dusting Haiku.

Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 4:09 am
by Goober McTuber
Lardspray soldiers on
Spitting gibberish daily
But who gives a fuck?

Re: Crop-dusting Haiku.

Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 2:02 pm
by R-Jack
Tried to start a thread
About farting on jerk-offs
You folks have no class

Re: Crop-dusting Haiku.

Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 3:55 pm
by Goober McTuber
Farting on jerk-offs
Shitting on fat, stupid fucks
What’s the difference?

Re: Crop-dusting Haiku.

Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 4:07 pm
by Python
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Wait...

Nevermind. Screw it.

Re: Crop-dusting Haiku.

Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 4:09 pm
by Sirfindafold
An angry liberal
Scott Walker is in his dome
Takes it in the ass

Re: Crop-dusting Haiku.

Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 4:56 pm
by Goober McTuber
Sirfindafold wrote:An angry liberal
Scott Walker is in his dome
Takes it in the ass
Papa Willie wrote:Fart-fucking fattie
Won't answer my god damned questions
Not a Badger fan!
Two inbred morons
Can’t count to five or seven
Haiku's not for you.

Re: Crop-dusting Haiku.

Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 5:26 pm
by Mikey
What's this Haiku stuff?
Writing strange short sentences
Never understood

Re: Crop-dusting Haiku.

Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 6:23 pm
by Smackie Chan
Running haiku smack
Really is not my forte.
Listen to TuneTown.

Re: Crop-dusting Haiku.

Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 7:27 pm
by Screw_Michigan
Sirfindafold wrote:An angry liberal
Scott Walker is in his dome
Takes it in the ass
I laffed, I admit it.

Re: Crop-dusting Haiku.

Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 7:48 pm
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Papa Willie wrote:Makes me drink a lot.
Breathing in and out
That is your big addiction
Twelve steps, not so much.

Re: Crop-dusting Haiku.

Posted: Wed May 02, 2012 2:22 am
by mvscal
Renfaire chimes ringing
Spurting penis in my mouth
Musician am I

Re: Crop-dusting Haiku.

Posted: Wed May 02, 2012 2:50 am
by Bizzarofelice
Sirfindafold wrote:empty bottle
passing time between unemployment checks
a shit thread ensues

one punch KO. right away. awesome.

Re: Crop-dusting Haiku.

Posted: Wed May 02, 2012 2:52 am
by Bizzarofelice
drinking with hedges
big sinkholes in my backyard
told there was no math

Re: Crop-dusting Haiku.

Posted: Thu May 03, 2012 1:40 am
by Carson
Old as fucking dirt
Commie-lib sympathizer
Always last to post