Big Ten in bowls
Posted: Sat Jan 04, 2014 9:24 pm
This is not a commentary of the conference as a whole, but of each team individually.
Michigan State: If someone's going to carry the post-season torch, it's best the Rose Bowl winner does it.
Nebraska: Thanks for keeping Pelini around for one more year.
Ohio State: That d is Charmin sooooooffffffffft. Urbz seems like he's both a savior and a problem.
Wisconsin: 47.7 yards per carry is great, but doesn't mean much when you can't execute in any other facet of the game.
Iowa: Awwwwww. You guys are just adorable. Good job, good effort.
Michigan: I was going to give you a free pass for playing a backup quarterback, but dude was a clear upgrade at that position and you still got taint-molested by a team with a head coach who's 103 years old and still more likely to live longer than Brady Hoke.
Minnesota: Really...Syracuse? Closest thing to a lock for the B1G and you still lost. That is why you're Minnesota. Don't fret, at least toolio held you in high regard.
Penn State: Raping kids has one benefit. We don't have to see you lose to the 8th best team in the ACC.
Michigan State: If someone's going to carry the post-season torch, it's best the Rose Bowl winner does it.
Nebraska: Thanks for keeping Pelini around for one more year.
Ohio State: That d is Charmin sooooooffffffffft. Urbz seems like he's both a savior and a problem.
Wisconsin: 47.7 yards per carry is great, but doesn't mean much when you can't execute in any other facet of the game.
Iowa: Awwwwww. You guys are just adorable. Good job, good effort.
Michigan: I was going to give you a free pass for playing a backup quarterback, but dude was a clear upgrade at that position and you still got taint-molested by a team with a head coach who's 103 years old and still more likely to live longer than Brady Hoke.
Minnesota: Really...Syracuse? Closest thing to a lock for the B1G and you still lost. That is why you're Minnesota. Don't fret, at least toolio held you in high regard.
Penn State: Raping kids has one benefit. We don't have to see you lose to the 8th best team in the ACC.