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Sudden Sam - Enough with your supposed "diverse" interest in music. "I listen to all kinds of stuff" is always code for "I listen to the same shit over and over." Your idea of eclectic taste is two six-minute guitar solos in different scales. Scritti's heard more shit than you in the last 10 years and he's been dead for 9 of them.

smackaholic - Stop fawning over Lefty's woman already. It's pitiful. That your backyard is closer to the greens at Augusta than your old lady is to a fuckable object is no excuse. The internet is full of hot chicks with no clothes on. Nobody's getting off to Plain Jane in a ski suit who wouldn't warrant a double-take on the street if she wasn't standing next to the uninteresting oaf she settled for.

War Wagon - What happened to you, man? What the hell happened to the beer swilling, Wrangler wearing, simple kind of man we all knew and tolerated loved? You've turned into some sort of redneck pseudo-intellectual, using all kinds of fancy words, and combing through posts looking for petty grammatical inaccuracies. It's like you stepped right off the forklift and into the fucking lecture hall. Put the thesaurus down, pick up a B Minus, and hit me with some IKYABWAI, you son of a bitch.

poptart - You're cool.

Goober McTuber - Keep talking shit in the college basketball forum. Your little display of arrogance has resulted in the Badgers losing 5 of their last 7. "Suck it, bitch" is right. Now go get your cooch nice and pretty for all the old pervs at the beaches of St. Marteen. By the way, for a guy who claims to be in "God's Country," you sure spend an awful lot of money getting away from it.

I'm BACK, assholes.

Ahhh. Now all is right with the world again.

Welcome back Mgo.











Needless to say, fuck off. :wink:

HOLY SHIT. Rack Mgo!

That dripping sound you hear is Gobbles McTubesteak wetting himself.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Goober McTuber - Keep talking shit in the college basketball forum. Your little display of arrogance has resulted in the Badgers losing 5 of their last 7. "Suck it, bitch" is right. Now go get your cooch nice and pretty for all the old pervs at the beaches of St. Marteen. By the way, for a guy who claims to be in "God's Country," you sure spend an awful lot of money getting away from it.

I never realized I had such power. (BTW, Wisky will not win another game, and will be lucky to make the NIT.) I spend a lot of money because I make a lot money.


Hey Screwball, I just put two more sixers of this in my beer fridge:



Eat your heart out, douchebucket.

yowza

Whatever happened to Marty, anyway?

Mikey wrote:Whatever happened to Marty, anyway?

Jew didn't get the memo?

Not sure who pissed in your wheaties, mgooo, but, it is about fukking time. I think we all had our fill of Mgo Vogel.

Good to have you back.

BTW, my OL is much hotter than I deserve, but, you have to admit that MLS has a nice dumper on her. Nice enough to look right past that cute, but not quite all there face.

smackaholic wrote:BTW, my OL is much hotter than I deserve

Empty words.

Post her pic.

We'll decide.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
War Wagon - What happened to you, man? What the hell happened to the beer swilling, Wrangler wearing, simple kind of man we all knew and tolerated loved? You've turned into some sort of redneck pseudo-intellectual, using all kinds of fancy words, and combing through posts looking for petty grammatical inaccuracies. It's like you stepped right off the forklift and into the fucking lecture hall. Put the thesaurus down, pick up a B Minus, and hit me with some IKYABWAI, you son of a bitch.

Is "mollify" a $3 word? I used that word in a simple conversation with my college grad boss the other day and he looked at me dumbfounded, asked me what the hell that meant. Quickly, what came to mind were synonyms like "placate" or "appease" and the light went on but mollify was the best word to describe the situation of dealing with an impatient vendor we have a supply contract with.

Honestly, I've never used a thesaurus in my life and only found out what one actually was when glossed "Thesaurus Wagon" at TNW.

No, I've just always been an avid reader of whatever I could get my hands on. Some used to not so fondly call me "Encyclopedia Brown" when I was a kid and for good reason. My parents had a 26 volume set of Britainica's and I read them all, cover to cover. Some of that knowledge I've retained, despite my best efforts to lobotomize myself with drugs and booze.

I'm BACK, assholes.

No, you're the asshole.... and none too soon

Mikey wrote:Whatever happened to Marty, anyway?

I heard the voice of my people...and it was an ancient voice that called to me.

I answered that call (after reversing charges...well, DUH!).

War Wagon wrote:despite my best efforts to lobotomize myself with drugs and booze.

The drugs and booze didn't have anything to do with it.

must. not. reply... but Mgo asked me to, so fuck it, IKYABWAI here we go

So what's your excuse, Screwy?

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote: your backyard is closer to the greens at Augusta than your old lady is to a fuckable object

smackaholic wrote:
BTW, my OL is much hotter than I deserve

Two things can be equally true

I like the new wags, but I also liked the old wags. Team Wags here. Maybe getting his only daughter an edumacation has improved his capacity and skills.

Don't think you're off the hook, trev. I've got one loaded in the chamber just for you.

I'm just waiting for the right time.

So, it's conclusive.

You've gone mad.




Mgo MUST be stopped. I'm serious.

I'm scared, but go ahead and do me. Get her done.

trev wrote:go ahead and do me.

l to r: trev - Mgo

Hey guys! If anybody needs me, I'll be in the garage...

...working on the car...





...with the engine running.


:cry: :cry: :cry:

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:Hey guys! If anybody needs me, I'll be in the garage...

...working on the car...





...with the engine running.


:cry: :cry: :cry:

make sure to keep the door closed tight buddy. that cold draft could get you sick.

Suckaholic, make sure to leave the snowblower running and engaged when you try to unclog the chute. TIA.

I own a shovel and a 15 year old. No need for a snowblower at this time.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:Hey guys! If anybody needs me, I'll be in the garage...

...working on the car...





...with the engine running.


:cry: :cry: :cry:

Are things not going well with Lady X, bro?

:|

smackaholic wrote:I own a...15 year old.

"You can buy them? Hmmmm..."

Sincerely, DiS