T1B

88 wrote:

At mvscal's house:
Knock, knock.
[sound of gunshot through door]

Did his black boyfriend have a gun?


At 88s:
Knock knock (on the side of a tree out in the hills)
(The sounds of banjo music and a pig squealing)

Moving Sale wrote:Did his black boyfriend have a gun?

Yes, he does. Pointed at your pin head while holding his black cock in his hand saying " Suck this, you little bitch"

You should understand fairly well and easily comply. Might even be one of your clients.

Things must be slow up there in Ohio. Cabin fever setting in? BTW--I really do not have much of a front porch as such.

Take the goddamn Christmas wreath down. That was over 2 1/2 months ago.

At BSmack's house:
~knock knock~
Who's there?
I want my 15 dollars!


At War Wagon's house:
~knock knock~
Who's there?
I know...
I know who?
I know you are but what am I?

At TVO's house:
~knock knock~
Who's there?
White Cock.
What? I specifically ordered black cock!!
No, I mean it's me. White Cock.

Old photo, but I believe it is MrsO's spring wreath.

At War Wagon's house:
Knock, knock.
[silence]
[much louder]Knock, knock[/much louder]
Who's there?
Smackie Chan
Almost 4:30, I think.

I have no idea what this means, especially since it's usually me knocking on Smackie Chan's door.

might as well beat you sumbitches to the punch.....

smackaholic's house-

Knock knock.

(Sound of door falling off hinges)

or maybe......

Fuck that, I ain't even gonna bother knocking. no fukking way anybody lives there.

RACK 88!

Derron wrote:goddamn Christmas

:|

Knock, Knock: Halloween Edition


At Left Seater's house:
~knock knock~
Who's there?
Trick or treat!
I DON'T DO HANDOUTS! GET A JOB YOU LIBERAL LEECHES!!

At Diego's house:
~knock knock~
Who's there?
Trick or treat!

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:At Left Seater's house:
~knock knock~
Who's there?
Trick or treat!
I DON'T DO HANDOUTS! GET A JOB YOU LIBERAL LEECHES!!

More like:

"What side of the tracks do you live on?

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:At Left Seater's house:
~knock knock~
Who's there?
Trick or treat!
Lift those fukking masks. I need to know which candy bowl to grab.

yet another FTFY

At 88's house:

Knock, knock.
88: Who's there?
It's Moving Sale. People keep piling on
with these stupid knock knock jokes
and I'm not happy.
88: Well which dwarf are you then?

At 88's house again:
Knock, knock.
88: Ah crap, what have I started...who's there?
Door swings wide open to this
88: Ahhhh! Thank god I'm not AP!

~mumble, mumble~



Knock..wha? Shit, nigga. I thaw you say Nog Cock.

I DID...now give it here, niqqer or I'll fucking SUE you!!! I'm a lawyer, you vapid fuckhole."

Moving Sales apartment:

~Knock Knock~
Who's there?
Your court appointed client
Hang on, I'm sharpening my skills on T1B-
I just called someone a fat, stupid, bitch. *har* *har*

I laffed.

It would actually go something more like this at the Seaters.


-Knock Knock-

pause

-Knock Knock-

-Mrs Seater: Were you expecting anyone?

-Lefty: Nope.

-Knock Knock-

-Knock Knock-

Mrs Seater: Get 'em Madeline.

Madeline: Bark bark bark, growl, bark bark bark...Sniff...bark bark bark...

Mrs Seater: Good girl Maddy. Leave it.




*Madeline is the Seaters 75 lb boxer

That was funny Sam. But no we don't keep a small child around the house.

Ours is of the four leg canine variety.

Left Seater wrote:But no we don't keep a small child around the house.

You should look into it. It would probably make it easier for you to discriminate against local balcks when you're out jetsetting around the A.

Man you are slow or racist.

Again it isn't balck people, it is the illegal Hispanic folks.

Also, how does having a child help one to discriminate against anyone? Can't wait to hear this one. The fact you have even given this a second of thought is very disturbing.

Left Seater wrote:That was funny Sam. But no we don't keep a small child around the house.

Too easy...must resist......

AWW, fuckit:

You don't know what you're missing.

sin,

Child Snatcher in Seattle.

Carson, please...leave the jokes to the professionals...


...or I'll have my union goons rough you up!

:x