T1B

Posted: **Fri May 02, 2014 4:11 pm**

"It's a helicopter, and it's coming this way. It's flying something behind it, I can't quite make it out, it's a large banner and it says, uh - Happy... Thaaaaanksss... giving! ... From ... W ... K ... R... P!! No parachutes yet. Can't be skydivers... I can't tell just yet what they are, but - Oh my God, Johnny, they're turkeys!! Johnny, can you get this? Oh, they're plunging to the earth right in front of our eyes! One just went through the windshield of a parked car! Oh, the humanity! The turkeys are hitting the ground like sacks of wet cement! Not since the Hindenburg tragedy has there been anything like this!"

Posted: **Fri May 02, 2014 4:17 pm**

I'm already making travel plans for what will be my first annual Thanksgiving pilgrimage to the memorial site.

Posted: **Fri May 02, 2014 8:42 pm**

Did they brine the turkeys before they were cooked?

Posted: **Sat May 03, 2014 12:21 am**

A little song a little dance a little seltzer down your pants.

That one gets me everytime.

Posted: **Sat May 03, 2014 12:35 am**

NEVER FORGET

...the cranberry sauce

:paul:

T1B

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