The Emperor's men have ravaged our lands. Our crops are destroyed and our cattle...defiled.
I am putting together a team of 7 of the best Kung Fu fighters.
Do you have the skills to impress the Master? Show me your fighting techniques, oh ambitious young warriors.
Re: Furious Blind Fist Of THE ONE SHAOLIN Board
Posted: Fri Sep 26, 2014 12:14 pm
by Carson
Master Baytar?
Re: Furious Blind Fist Of THE ONE SHAOLIN Board
Posted: Fri Sep 26, 2014 12:18 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Go home to your mother and play with dolls, fat child. This is SERIOUS.
Re: Furious Blind Fist Of THE ONE SHAOLIN Board
Posted: Fri Sep 26, 2014 1:25 pm
by Left Seater
You left out Tim Horton's being taken over by a burger company.
Re: Furious Blind Fist Of THE ONE SHAOLIN Board
Posted: Fri Sep 26, 2014 1:30 pm
by mvscal
Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:our cattle...defiled.
TARRDORREN?!? It can't be!!! Who wirr save us?!?
Re: Furious Blind Fist Of THE ONE SHAOLIN Board
Posted: Fri Sep 26, 2014 2:18 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Ah...Lightning Racist Viper style...
I hear your techniques are a blend of Mexican and Scandinavian fighting styles.
Good...good...we can use you...
Re: Furious Blind Fist Of THE ONE SHAOLIN Board
Posted: Fri Sep 26, 2014 2:22 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
trev...
Your Drunken Housewife method is legendary in 4 provinces.
Join me...errr...I mean...us.
Re: Furious Blind Fist Of THE ONE SHAOLIN Board
Posted: Fri Sep 26, 2014 2:27 pm
by Smackie Chan
Should you choose to employ Pied Piper tactics to lure the Emperor's men into an ambush, I may possess skills that could be of use. Unless the enemy can only lured by country, disco, Air France, or Rush.
Re: Furious Blind Fist Of THE ONE SHAOLIN Board
Posted: Fri Sep 26, 2014 2:31 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
So...the Flying Feet Of Air France attack, is it?
Bring your worst. BRING IT.
Re: Furious Blind Fist Of THE ONE SHAOLIN Board
Posted: Fri Sep 26, 2014 2:37 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Moving Sale...brother...
Your Chihuahua Ankle-Lock style is legendary...fight the good fight with us.
Re: Furious Blind Fist Of THE ONE SHAOLIN Board
Posted: Fri Sep 26, 2014 4:03 pm
by trev
I'll join. I can get thru this. One cock ...... tail at a time.
Re: Furious Blind Fist Of THE ONE SHAOLIN Board
Posted: Fri Sep 26, 2014 4:27 pm
by Moving Sale
Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:Moving Sale...brother...
Your Chihuahua Ankle-Lock style is legendary...fight the good fight with us.
Why are you so obssesed with my body? You are creepy.
Re: Furious Blind Fist Of THE ONE SHAOLIN Board
Posted: Fri Sep 26, 2014 4:35 pm
by mvscal
Ah, Nice Trick Pony form.
Re: Furious Blind Fist Of THE ONE SHAOLIN Board
Posted: Fri Sep 26, 2014 4:50 pm
by Moving Sale
Your obssesion with my body is weird and creepy. I just threw up in my mouth a little. Yuck.
Re: Furious Blind Fist Of THE ONE SHAOLIN Board
Posted: Fri Sep 26, 2014 4:54 pm
by Mikey
Maybe you can coax Rumsfeld out of retirement.
Re: Furious Blind Fist Of THE ONE SHAOLIN Board
Posted: Fri Sep 26, 2014 5:05 pm
by BSmack
Maybe someone will let you try their Wu Tang style?
Re: Furious Blind Fist Of THE ONE SHAOLIN Board
Posted: Fri Sep 26, 2014 5:13 pm
by mvscal
Moving Sale wrote:
Re: Furious Blind Fist Of THE ONE SHAOLIN Board
Posted: Fri Sep 26, 2014 6:14 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Black Belt...
White Flag.
Re: Furious Blind Fist Of THE ONE SHAOLIN Board
Posted: Fri Sep 26, 2014 6:22 pm
by Moving Sale
Why are you so obsessed with my body? It's weird and creepy. And gay, very gay.
Re: Furious Blind Fist Of THE ONE SHAOLIN Board
Posted: Fri Sep 26, 2014 6:31 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Moving Sale wrote:Why are you so obsessed with my body? It's weird and creepy. And gay, very gay.
But you're still going to help us fight the evil monks from Jiangxi Province, right?
Re: Furious Blind Fist Of THE ONE SHAOLIN Board
Posted: Fri Sep 26, 2014 6:34 pm
by Moving Sale
I don't care if you are gay. I just wish you would stop hitting on me.
Re: Furious Blind Fist Of THE ONE SHAOLIN Board
Posted: Fri Sep 26, 2014 6:36 pm
by mvscal
Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:
Moving Sale wrote:Why are you so obsessed with my body? It's weird and creepy. And gay, very gay.
But you're still going to help us fight the evil monks from Jiangxi Province, right?
He'll be there with bells on....very tiny, little bells. They will be no match for his Nice Trick Pony form kung fu.
Re: Furious Blind Fist Of THE ONE SHAOLIN Board
Posted: Fri Sep 26, 2014 6:36 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Stop being so creepy.
Re: Furious Blind Fist Of THE ONE SHAOLIN Board
Posted: Fri Sep 26, 2014 6:43 pm
by Moving Sale
Why is it creepy that I don't want you hitting on me?
Ofailurecal,
Why are you so obssesed with my body? Are you gay too?
Re: Furious Blind Fist Of THE ONE SHAOLIN Board
Posted: Fri Sep 26, 2014 6:46 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
You keep asking guys if they're gay...
Is that your version of the "toilet stall foot-tap"?
Re: Furious Blind Fist Of THE ONE SHAOLIN Board
Posted: Fri Sep 26, 2014 6:47 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Is that why your wife left you? Late nights with "the boys"?
Re: Furious Blind Fist Of THE ONE SHAOLIN Board
Posted: Fri Sep 26, 2014 6:48 pm
by Carson
Why would he tap his foot?
He can just walk under the door.
Re: Furious Blind Fist Of THE ONE SHAOLIN Board
Posted: Fri Sep 26, 2014 6:49 pm
by Moving Sale
You are the one constantly talking about my body. I'm just trying to figure out your obsession.
Re: Furious Blind Fist Of THE ONE SHAOLIN Board
Posted: Fri Sep 26, 2014 6:50 pm
by Moving Sale
Carson wrote:Why would he tap his foot?
He can just walk under the door.
So you are obssesed with my body too. Do you guys have a club or are you all independently obssesed with my body?
Re: Furious Blind Fist Of THE ONE SHAOLIN Board
Posted: Fri Sep 26, 2014 6:51 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Why are you so obsessed with their alleged obsession?
Re: Furious Blind Fist Of THE ONE SHAOLIN Board
Posted: Fri Sep 26, 2014 6:58 pm
by Moving Sale
Why do you care?
Re: Furious Blind Fist Of THE ONE SHAOLIN Board
Posted: Fri Sep 26, 2014 7:01 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Nice white flag.
Re: Furious Blind Fist Of THE ONE SHAOLIN Board
Posted: Fri Sep 26, 2014 7:05 pm
by Moving Sale
I genuinely interested in why you are interested in their obsession with my body.
Re: Furious Blind Fist Of THE ONE SHAOLIN Board
Posted: Fri Sep 26, 2014 7:17 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Moving Sale wrote:I genuinely interested in why you are interested in their obsession with my body.
You avoided my question with a question. That's a white flag.
Re: Furious Blind Fist Of THE ONE SHAOLIN Board
Posted: Fri Sep 26, 2014 7:21 pm
by Moving Sale
Fair enough. I wanted to know in case they are stalking me.
Now your turn.
Re: Furious Blind Fist Of THE ONE SHAOLIN Board
Posted: Fri Sep 26, 2014 7:35 pm
by Wolfman
Arnold of Winkelreid, hero of Switzerland, on the job a little late. Sorry about that. All is well now.
Re: Furious Blind Fist Of THE ONE SHAOLIN Board
Posted: Sat Sep 27, 2014 12:01 pm
by smackaholic
I can help set up perimeter defenses using my freestyle landscape kung fu
Re: Furious Blind Fist Of THE ONE SHAOLIN Board
Posted: Sat Sep 27, 2014 12:03 pm
by smackaholic
Wolfman wrote:
Arnold of Winkelreid, hero of Switzerland, on the job a little late. Sorry about that. All is well now.
I guess wolfie is our 92 year old blind dude that can kick everybody's ass guy.
Re: Furious Blind Fist Of THE ONE SHAOLIN Board
Posted: Sat Sep 27, 2014 12:13 pm
by smackaholic
Why do you fools continue to challenge his black cock/white flag/IKYGBWAI form kung fu? Its yin yang fury is much to strong a kung fu for you shleps.
Re: Furious Blind Fist Of THE ONE SHAOLIN Board
Posted: Sat Sep 27, 2014 12:14 pm
by smackaholic
can somebody wytch up a black cock/white flag yin yang symbol?
