Pedal Pubbers Attacked
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Re: Pedal Pubbers Attacked
Minneapolis is in need of stronger anti squirt gun laws.
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smackaholic
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Re: Pedal Pubbers Attacked
Squirt guns don't uhhh squirt people, squirters do.
Pedal pub racing really needs to be in the next olympics. It could be the summer version of the biathalon. Your score is a combination of course time and beer consumed.
Pedal pub racing really needs to be in the next olympics. It could be the summer version of the biathalon. Your score is a combination of course time and beer consumed.
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Might as well put the {!!!!} on this thread now.smackaholic wrote:Squirt guns don't uhhh squirt people, squirters do.
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Re: Pedal Pubbers Attacked
Squirt guns don't kill people, but speed trains do:
http://www.nltimes.nl/2015/04/20/train- ... -at-scene/
Poor bastard gets hurt during a championship game and his buddies leave him to die on the tracks.
http://www.nltimes.nl/2015/04/20/train- ... -at-scene/
One person died Monday evening when the beer bike he was riding with several others was struck by an oncoming train, police said. The man killed in the accident was an injured football player celebrating a league championship with his teammates, according to Omroep Brabant.
Poor bastard gets hurt during a championship game and his buddies leave him to die on the tracks.
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