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Left Seater...I think you're a shitty pilot. In fact, I have flown experimental aircraft for the U.S. Air Force...I just not allowed to talk about it.
You cheapen this board with your fake, mewling pilot jabber...I could out-fly you any day.

Goobs...you can't wax balls for SHIT. My balls are WAY smoother than yours. Why, time itself goes into a stasis field around my balls, that's how shiny they are.

That's not too far off from shit he has actually said to LS

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:Goobs...you can't wax balls for SHIT. My balls are WAY smoother than yours. Why, time itself goes into a stasis field around my balls, that's how shiny they are.

I don't wax balls. I pay a lovely young lady to do that.

mikey, that cement pond, landscaping and magic shade tree at casa mikey is OK, compared to a Rio deJaneiro favela, but, it ain't shit next to casa smack. the head landscaping dude at Augusta comes to my place to get ideas.

This could quickly morph into a "sincerely, Dinsdale" thread.

Scott, I could easily bench double what you bench.

R-Jack wrote:This could quickly morph into a "sincerely, Dinsdale" thread.

I would challenge Dins to a fishing contest, but fishing with such a phony, mewling, pawing hack would be beneath me.

I would embarrass him with my catches.

I often go marlin fishing. I hold the North American record.

marty,

I considered a career in the NHL, but decided against it after my third slapshot homicide. Having a 227 mph slapshot is a curse, I tell ya.

smackaholic wrote:Having a 227 mph slapshot is a curse, I tell ya.

yawn

That slow?

Oh wait, 227 was my backhand wrister.

My slap was right up around the sound barrier.

smackaholic wrote:
My slap was right up around the sound barrier.

Half as fast as mine? Well...that's okay, I guess...

smackaholic wrote:My slap was right up around the sound barrier.

Now you're just making a machery of this thread.

Smackie Chan wrote:

smackaholic wrote:My slap was right up around the sound barrier.

Now you're just making a machery of this thread.

Okay Smackie, when you chucked that one out there, it was clearly inspired by a shot of Yeagermeister.

Papa Willie wrote:Have any of y'all ever driven on I-10?

Yes, and I stopped in Kiln and had a fried Alligator on a stick. Just picked the fucker up and threw him on the smoker. Then I taught them how to make sauce. Southerners have no idea how to BBQ.

You must be an amateur. As a Bagdad transient, we know all about bar-b-que.

We use rotating, solar-infused wind chimes to cook the meat on a molecular level, reduce it to a maleable paste and reintegrate it using pipe organ pumps, tofu squares and puppet sticks. You Less Coast peasants can only dream of our Que.

The sweet, sweet nectar of bum piss is the vinegary secret of our sauce.


And that's the truth.

Hey 88 - any time you want to step to me in beekeeping, BRING IT.

Hive forgotten more about bees than you'll ever know.

Papa Willie wrote:Have any of y'all ever driven on I-10?

I surveyed the route for I-10.

R-Jack wrote:This could quickly morph into a "sincerely, Dinsdale" thread.

Right.

I know more about micro-brews and IPA's than both Dins and Goobs combined.

I also know more about wine than Mikey.

I know more about WWII history than mv.

I could outmop Screwy in a jizz squeegee contest.

phhht... I could drink more Rice Light today than yesterday.

smackaholic wrote:mikey, that cement pond, landscaping and magic shade tree at casa mikey is OK, compared to a Rio deJaneiro favela, but, it ain't shit next to casa smack. the head landscaping dude at Augusta comes to my place to get ideas.

You haven't seen my DIY deck OR my 200' extension cord. Would put you to shame, mofo.

Papa Willie wrote:

BSmack wrote:

Papa Willie wrote:Have any of y'all ever driven on I-10?

Yes

Then you were driving your vehicle on my thin & lengthy cock.

You're a negro?

btw Marty

Let your inner LTS TRD 2 be heard.

I see what you did there, no question mark needed.

Subtle, but unmistakable intent.

Smackie Chan subtle.