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One Star Yelp Reviews of National Parks
Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2015 3:45 pm
by Mikey
Some of these are pretty funny.
http://www.motherjones.com/environment/ ... onal-parks
Joshua Tree
Really hot in the summer
Too much sand
Death Valley
Nothing to see here but nasty rocks and salt
Yosemite
Not enough parking. They need to cut down some trees and build more lots.
PS - bring it on Schlomo Ben Walmart
Re: One Star Yelp Reviews of National Parks
Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2015 7:03 pm
by Wolfman
I can understand the reviews of places like Death Valley. What would you expect? Acadia is cool, if just for seeing the first sunrise on North America from the peak of Cadillac Mountain. There is actually a patch of sandy beach, but the waters of the Bay of Fundy are a bit chilly, to say the least.
Re: One Star Yelp Reviews of National Parks
Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2015 8:28 pm
by Diego in Seattle
Probably the same people who ask why we turned the waterfalls off in August or at what elevation do the deer become elk.
Re: One Star Yelp Reviews of National Parks
Posted: Thu Aug 27, 2015 12:30 am
by smackaholic
Wolfman wrote:I can understand the reviews of places like Death Valley. What would you expect? Acadia is cool, if just for seeing the first sunrise on North America from the peak of Cadillac Mountain. There is actually a patch of sandy beach, but the waters of the Bay of Fundy are a bit chilly, to say the least.
Sorry to go all geodale on you but, not the first sunrise on NA, just first in US.
Fairly certain that a good bit of New Brunswick, Nova Scotia and whatever else is up there sees it first.
Re: One Star Yelp Reviews of National Parks
Posted: Thu Aug 27, 2015 12:58 am
by Jay in Phoenix
smackaholic wrote:Wolfman wrote:I can understand the reviews of places like Death Valley. What would you expect? Acadia is cool, if just for seeing the first sunrise on North America from the peak of Cadillac Mountain. There is actually a patch of sandy beach, but the waters of the Bay of Fundy are a bit chilly, to say the least.
Sorry to go all geodale on you but, not the first sunrise on NA, just first in US.
Fairly certain that a good bit of New Brunswick, Nova Scotia and whatever else is up there sees it first.
Heathen. Due to the flat horizon, there is no East or West, North or South.
There is just up or down.
In the words of:
Retardicus 3:6: Yea, though I walk through the valley of flat,
I shall fear no spheres, For you are with me, your rod and staff,
they comfort me...oh how they comfort me!