Questions for Big 12 Commish Bob Bowlsby

[Screw_Michigan]

I'm helping put on an event with Big 12 Commish Bob Bowlsby on Mon 9/21 here in DC. If you sick fucks have any good questions you'd ask if you had the chance, I'll see if I get them answered.

Questions about the way revenue is distributed among schools would be great. I'm sure he'll get asked about last year's fuck up with Baylor and TCU.

[BSmack]

West Virginia? Really?

[Left Seater]

How hard was ND pursued prior to ND getting a common law marriage to the ACC?

Are you in favor of a stipend for scholarship athletes? If so, does this apply to all sports or only "Revenue" sports?

Should the conference pass a rule that prevents schools from playing FCS or lower teams?

[Screw_Michigan]

How hard was ND pursued prior to ND getting a common law marriage to the ACC?

Are you in favor of a stipend for scholarship athletes? If so, does this apply to all sports or only "Revenue" sports?

Should the conference pass a rule that prevents schools from playing FCS or lower teams?

Good questions. I believe he is already on record on being against question #3, but it is still relevant.

[Roger_the_Shrubber]

Delivering the pizzas doesn't really qualify as "helping put on the event".

[Screw_Michigan]

I'd rather be delivering the Percosets.

[Roger_the_Shrubber]

Good one! Original! Fresh! Ooooh, I got smacked!

Sincerely,

15 years ago when it was still moronic.



BTW, make sure to take a pic with the Commish and you and post it. Should be an easy thing to do. You being a brave tough guy, unafraid to show yer mug.

Then challenge Spray to a guitar playing contest. I'm sure both results will be the same.

You must get coloring books every year for Christmas. With the big over sized crayons. The whole 'inside the lines' thing is over rated, so you are still special. Maybe you'll get a helmet and a big wheel this year. 5 posts a day for 5 years....the parents must be proud. And yet to write anything worth reading.

Ya need a hobby son. Like.....adult education classes. Or maybe just start with Dick, Jane and Spot. You would be great at knitting or needle point too, but have an adult help with threading the needle, though. Those band-aids can be tough to get a grasp on. To stretch your intellect.....'Where The Wild Things Are' is a good start, for you. (it's about the Napoleonic War, as far as you know) One day a few years from now, you can move up to Foucault's Pendulum by Umberto Eco, except your brain would explode after the first paragraph. KIDDING! You have no clue what he wrote,...kinda like......common sense and logic, it will pass you right by. Next for you would be the first page of the dictionary. Aardvark means 'earth pig' in Afrikaans, and is ant eater looking insectivorous mammal in Africa. Just a heads up, since you both have the same Intelligence quotient. I guess some them are helping host the commissioners of the ACC, SEC, and PAC 10.

PS - I love you.

[Screw_Michigan]

Nice melt

[Goober McTuber]

Spectacular melt.

[Mikey]

just start with Dick.

[Goober McTuber]

Ask Bob if he needs to take off one of his shoes to count to 12.

[MuchoBulls]

When is he adding USF & UCF?

[Left Seater]

One more.

What are the three things that worry him most about the conference?

[Roger_the_Shrubber]

Spectacular melt.

Uh-huh.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Good one! Original! Fresh! Ooooh, I got smacked!

Sincerely,

15 years ago when it was still moronic.



BTW, make sure to take a pic with the Commish and you and post it. Should be an easy thing to do. You being a brave tough guy, unafraid to show yer mug.

Then challenge Spray to a guitar playing contest. I'm sure both results will be the same.

You must get coloring books every year for Christmas. With the big over sized crayons. The whole 'inside the lines' thing is over rated, so you are still special. Maybe you'll get a helmet and a big wheel this year. 5 posts a day for 5 years....the parents must be proud. And yet to write anything worth reading.

Ya need a hobby son. Like.....adult education classes. Or maybe just start with Dick, Jane and Spot. You would be great at knitting or needle point too, but have an adult help with threading the needle, though. Those band-aids can be tough to get a grasp on. To stretch your intellect.....'Where The Wild Things Are' is a good start, for you. (it's about the Napoleonic War, as far as you know) One day a few years from now, you can move up to Foucault's Pendulum by Umberto Eco, except your brain would explode after the first paragraph. KIDDING! You have no clue what he wrote,...kinda like......common sense and logic, it will pass you right by. Next for you would be the first page of the dictionary. Aardvark means 'earth pig' in Afrikaans, and is ant eater looking insectivorous mammal in Africa. Just a heads up, since you both have the same Intelligence quotient. I guess some them are helping host the commissioners of the ACC, SEC, and PAC 10.

PS - I love you.

Drugs are bad, kids.

[Left Seater]

Another.

Ask his interest in the UT AD job.