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Top news story of the day: Lamar Odom found unconscious...

Posted: Wed Oct 14, 2015 4:38 am
by Rooster
...in a whorehouse. Much to everyone's surprise, it wasn't the Kardashian home.
<rimshot>

/s/
Sirfindafold

Re: Top news story of the day: Lamar Odom found unconscious

Posted: Wed Oct 14, 2015 2:53 pm
by Left Seater
Sudden Sam wrote:Screw him and everyone else who has had even casual contact with anything Kardashian.

Uhhhh, might want to rethink that choice of words. Screwing anyone and everyone who has had contact with a Kardashian seems like a good way to get an STD. Just sayin.

Re: Top news story of the day: Lamar Odom found unconscious

Posted: Wed Oct 14, 2015 3:05 pm
by smackaholic
Just curious. Have any of the Kardashians ever tried white cahk?

Wonder what ole Bob Kardashian thinks about his little girls being the most famous mudsharkers in history?

Re: Top news story of the day: Lamar Odom found unconscious

Posted: Wed Oct 14, 2015 3:10 pm
by The Seer
That's about the same effort he gave on the floor as a Laker half the time.

Re: Top news story of the day: Lamar Odom found unconscious

Posted: Wed Oct 14, 2015 3:29 pm
by Screw_Michigan
Finally, a rooster thread worth reading.

Re: Top news story of the day: Lamar Odom found unconscious

Posted: Wed Oct 14, 2015 4:16 pm
by BSmack
It's all good. Kobe prayed with the Kardashians.

http://www.tmz.com/2015/10/14/kobe-brya ... rdashians/

Re: Top news story of the day: Lamar Odom found unconscious

Posted: Wed Oct 14, 2015 6:55 pm
by Mikey
WTF is herbal viagra?

Re: Top news story of the day: Lamar Odom found unconscious

Posted: Wed Oct 14, 2015 7:27 pm
by Screw_Michigan
Probably something like synthetic drugs.

Re: Top news story of the day: Lamar Odom found unconscious

Posted: Wed Oct 14, 2015 8:28 pm
by R-Jack
smackaholic wrote:Just curious. Have any of the Kardashians ever tried white cahk?

Wonder what ole Bob Kardashian thinks about his little girls being the most famous mudsharkers in history?
Not exactly prideful for knowing this, but Kourtney was with that douchebag white guy that couldn't stop drinking and cheating on her.

So the list goes as alcoholic, crackhead and tranny. When the most normal husband in the group is Kanye West, you are one fucked up group of bitches.

Re: Top news story of the day: Lamar Odom found unconscious

Posted: Wed Oct 14, 2015 9:06 pm
by mvscal
Mikey wrote: WTF is herbal viagra?
Cocaine.

Re: Top news story of the day: Lamar Odom found unconscious

Posted: Wed Oct 14, 2015 9:20 pm
by Smackie Chan
mvscal wrote:
Mikey wrote: WTF is herbal viagra?
Cocaine.
:lol:

Re: Top news story of the day: Lamar Odom found unconscious

Posted: Thu Oct 15, 2015 12:47 pm
by R-Jack
So is he dead yet, or is this going to drag on like Whitney's daughter?

Re: Top news story of the day: Lamar Odom found unconscious

Posted: Thu Oct 15, 2015 12:51 pm
by R-Jack
R-Jack wrote:So is he dead yet, or is this going to drag on like Whitney's daughter?
If you have ever known someone who has overdosed on cocaine and herbal Viagra in a seedy brothel, you know damn well it isn't funny.

~Jay in Phoenix.

Re: Top news story of the day: Lamar Odom found unconscious

Posted: Thu Oct 15, 2015 7:03 pm
by Mikey
Dude must have been really desperate for a boner.
When employees at a Nevada brothel found former NBA star Lamar Odom unresponsive on Tuesday, they told the 911 dispatchers that he had been using cocaine on Saturday. He also took "10 sexual performance enhancer supplements" within a three-day period
http://www.cnn.com/2015/10/15/health/he ... ot-viagra/

Re: Top news story of the day: Lamar Odom found unconscious

Posted: Thu Oct 15, 2015 7:28 pm
by BSmack
They are often sold under cheeky names such as "Happy Passengers," "3 Hard Knights," or "Dick's Hard Up."
:friday:

Re: Top news story of the day: Lamar Odom found unconscious

Posted: Thu Oct 15, 2015 8:00 pm
by Goober McTuber
Mikey wrote:Dude must have been really desperate for a boner.
He was just trying to do a solid for Moving Sale. (He is black, you know).

Re: Top news story of the day: Lamar Odom found unconscious

Posted: Thu Oct 15, 2015 10:17 pm
by Dinsdale
The big question is, how is Kris Humphries going to top this?

Re: Top news story of the day: Lamar Odom found unconscious

Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2015 2:38 am
by Go Coogs'
Dinsdale wrote:The big question is, how is Kris Humphries going to top this?
Bang Caitlyn?

Re: Top news story of the day: Lamar Odom found unconscious

Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2015 9:50 am
by smackaholic
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Top news story of the day: Lamar Odom found unconscious

Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2015 9:51 am
by smackaholic
Do you think anyone has made Cait a real woman yet?

Re: Top news story of the day: Lamar Odom found unconscious

Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2015 10:00 am
by Dinsdale
smackaholic wrote:Do you think anyone has made Cait a real woman yet?
A certain non-guitar player is lining up.

Re: Top news story of the day: Lamar Odom found unconscious

Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2015 1:29 pm
by smackaholic
Dinsdale wrote:
smackaholic wrote:Do you think anyone has made Cait a real woman yet?
A certain non-guitar player is lining up.
Nah, I was refering to someone who would bang uhhhhhh, her. Non guitar player wants to be on the other end of the cahk. I here cait still has his plumbing and still likes banging, so, I guess he could hook lts up.