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If you read this...you might need to die.
Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2016 10:16 pm
by The Big Pickle
I've been hanging out at a madison bar and there is this crazy navy bastard that comes in. Today he tells me stories about covert operations and I play along and ask him military questions because I KNOW THE ANWSER and he always answers them correctly......
Anyhoo...again....for the second time....Every thing he says I can always verify. So today he is at the bar in downtown Madison and he is telling me about Jonestown. I tell him I know about jonestown and I remember watching it unfold when i was a kid at Thanksgiving dinner at Grandmas.
He told me that we went in and killed 200 Russians in Ghana and we needed an excuse for 200 dead russians....so the CIA came up with Jonestown. He told me that he evactuated Jim Jones to a safe spot. The whole thing was a CIA coverup for killing 200 russians.
I don't know....he started crying.....Is he lying? or is the CIA a killing machine or maybe BOTH????????
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Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2016 10:59 pm
by Diego in Seattle
Why don't you help yourself to a heaping cup of Jonestown koolaid...
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Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2016 11:30 pm
by Rooster
Nope.
First, any operator that blabs in a bar isn't or wasn't an operator. That isn't to say that they aren't just as susceptible to adulation; it just means that a real spook isn't going to go into a bar and talk to strangers or near strangers about what they did. This is a corollary to "If it's too good to be true, it probably isn't."
Second, my father was sent to Jonestown after the bodies were discovered as part of the operation to identify and process of returning the remains to the US. The people who died there were largely US citizens from the San Francisco area associated with the Jonestown Temple. This was confirmed by the passports recovered at the site.
Next time you see him you should tell him about some fictitious operation you've been involved in where you stole a Russian submarine back in the '90's during an op called, oh, how about "Red November?" You were assigned to a top secret CIA group whose boss had the name Ryan Jackson. See if you can get him to buy you a few rounds of beer.
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Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2016 11:41 pm
by Dinsdale
Story might be a little more believable if either you or him knew which country Jonestown was in.
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Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2016 11:57 pm
by Mikey
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Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2016 1:25 am
by Smackie Chan
Mikey wrote:Didn't even get the right continent.
Go easy on him. He should at least get partial credit for the right planet.
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Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2016 1:32 am
by The Big Pickle
Ghana Africa
Ghania South America....
Whatever.............
Dude is in his 60's so he kept his mouth shut for 30 years.
I believe him.....
CIA is EVIL!
CIA killed Scalia!
CIA killed many others......
And I ain't TFT
I'm just your normal everyday AMERICAN!
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Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2016 1:51 am
by Smackie Chan
The Retarded Pickle wrote:Ghana Africa
Ghania South America....
I'm just your normal everyday AMERICAN!
Sadly, you're probably right. Except for the normal part.
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Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2016 2:01 am
by The Big Pickle
The fact that Smackie is here trying to defend the US government is all the proof you need the guy was telling the truth.
so after all this time......
Why did the US kill 200 Russians in South America?
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Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2016 2:06 am
by Smackie Chan
The Big Imbecile wrote:Smackie is here trying to defend the US government
Uh, no. I'm just here pointing out the obvious - that you have the mental acuity of a sack of hair.
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Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2016 2:09 am
by smackaholic
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Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2016 2:16 am
by The Big Pickle
Yeah...spelling smack...I get it.....GUYANA Not Ghiana....big fukkking deal.
Anyhoo....I believe the guy...the CIA killed 200 Russians in GUYANA....BUT WHY???????????????
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Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2016 4:36 am
by Cornhusker
The Big Pickle wrote:smackaholic wrote:Anyhoo....I believe the guy...the CIA killed 200 Russians in GUYANA....BUT WHY???????????????
First of all, the CIA killing Russians during the Cold War was part of the job description...2-20-200 (no big deal)..
Maybe you should wrap your dome around asking "but why?" did the Nazis oft 20 million Russkies during WWII.
25% or more kilt by Stalin, blamed on the goose steppers.
At bit more impactful. No?
Funny how those damn KGBers disgusted themselves as black babies along with overweight mommies rockin' dental work that'd bring the grill of a '58 Buick to tears. Sneaky those Soviets were...
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Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2016 9:44 am
by BSmack
Above and beyond all the other factual disasters in Pickle's post his story does not explain the dead congressman.
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Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2016 11:05 am
by Smackie Chan
BSmack wrote:Above and beyond all the other factual disasters in Pickle's post his story does not explain the dead congressman.
He was undercover KGB.
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Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2016 1:34 pm
by smackaholic
The Big Pickle wrote:
Yeah...spelling smack...I get it.....GUYANA Not Ghiana....big fukkking deal.
Anyhoo....I believe the guy...the CIA killed 200 Russians in GUYANA....BUT WHY???????????????
You started with Ghana. That is not spelling. That is geographic dumbfukkery.
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Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2016 5:21 pm
by Rooster
