Page 1 of 1

My identity got STOlen

Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2016 9:02 pm
by The Big Pickle
Went into my banking account online today and somebody StOLe ALL my money out of my checking account.

They used the "Quick Pay" function which means they knew my username and password to get into my account.

Went to the bank and they say "yeP, your identity has been StOLen!"

They know my ss#, birfdate, mom's maiden name etc..etc..etc....

Dude at bank said he has never been transferred to high into the consumer protection agency then my account today!

All accounts LOCKED!

Since it happened on Dec 27th I'm hoping they can reverse ALL transactions.....otherwise poor ole Stanley only gots $19.23 in his account. :(

Re: My identity got STOlen

Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2016 9:22 pm
by Goober McTuber
Some thief is going to be awfully disappointed. On the bright side, maybe that password works here and we'll get some readable Pickle posts.

Re: My identity got STOlen

Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2016 9:30 pm
by The Big Pickle
Goober McTuber wrote:Some thief is going to be awfully disappointed. On the bright side, maybe that password works here and we'll get some readable Pickle posts.

They got everything in my account except $19.... Yeah it was only 3 digits.....if I had tens of thousands stolen I would be IRATE!


I guess there are some benefits to being poor.... you can only get so much blood from a turnip.

Re: My identity got STOlen

Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2016 10:36 pm
by Mikey
The Big Pickle wrote:Yeah it was only 3 digits.
So they got you for like $5.27?
Da Horrah!!!

Re: My identity got STOlen

Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2016 10:42 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
The Big Pickle wrote:

They got everything in my account except $19....
Enough for muscle relaxants and condoms, Stan. Let Alan spring for the Grand Marnier this weekend.

Re: My identity got STOlen

Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2016 11:11 pm
by Left Seater
Mikey wrote: So they got you for like $5.27?
Da Horrah!!!
Winner!

Re: My identity got STOlen

Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2016 11:45 pm
by The Big Pickle
Mikey wrote:
The Big Pickle wrote:Yeah it was only 3 digits.
So they got you for like $5.27?
Da Horrah!!!

Nope...more than $100 but less than $999


They might be able to get into my saving account which is much more. I gotta go back to the bank tomorrow.


Anyhoo...they got all my personal information. I hope they don't get my message BoArd passWorDS too!

Re: My identity got STOlen

Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2016 6:06 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
The Big Pickle wrote:I hope they don't get my message BoArd passWorDS too!
Yeah...no one sees this coming... :meds:


But mods and admins...by all means, entertain Pickle's whims...there's still 6 or 7 people that remain here...let's see if we can whittle that number down to zero, shall we?