Dins, You Have GOT to Do Something About This

[Goober McTuber]

And now we have dueling glass dicks. Awesome.

[Goober McTuber]

You're supposed to read every post on this board. Considering current traffic levels, it shouldn't take more than 5 minutes a day.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

You're supposed to read every post on this board. Considering current traffic levels, it shouldn't take more than 5 minutes a day.

Not everybody feels compelled to scan through all of your "let's talk dicks" posts.

advantage ------> shutyomouth

[Mikey]

Yeah, I already got GD'd for this yesterday but I'm still not sure where it first came up.

http://theoneboard.com/board/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=48407

So don't worry, Sam, you're in good company. Tremendous company. Probably the best company. Such good company you'll probably get tired of being in good company.

[Mikey]

OK so the original reference looked something like this:

http://www.oregonlive.com/education/ind ... _will.html

You've gotta be pretty fucking blind to miss something like that.

[Goober McTuber]

You're supposed to read every post on this board. Considering current traffic levels, it shouldn't take more than 5 minutes a day.

Not everybody feels compelled to scan through all of your "let's talk dicks" posts.

advantage ------> shutyomouth

Maybe in an eating contest.

[Dinsdale]

The school board voted last night...

no more Lynch.

[Mikey]

Well...it's about time they addressed this extremely important issue.

[BSmack]

The school board voted last night...

no more Lynch.

[Rooster]

But Da Raidahs still have Marshawn Lynch on the squad! How can this be?? This cannot stand!

[Left Seater]

If Marshawn donated the land the schools were built on and the schools were then named after him, is that ok? Or would that not be ok? Trying to update my spreadsheet here.

[Rooster]

I'm thinking Proggs are going to give him a pass on his name because in that picture he is eating a banana while sitting down during the playing of the national anthem. However, if he has a change of heart this season and begins acting properly by respectfully standing during its' playing, they may demand he live up to his moniker and self-hang for non sexual purposes.

[Dinsdale]

Lynch View Elementary is now Patrick Lynch Elementary.

Whoop-dee-doo.

[Dinsdale]

And really, this can only mean one of two things -- either the school board thinks black people are too stupid to understand the difference between a proper noun and a verb, or they're admitting they suck so badly at educating children that they can't teach them the difference between a proper noun and a verb.

[Derron]

or they're admitting they suck so badly at educating children that they can't teach them the difference between a proper noun and a verb.

Well probably that, but as long as they don't butt fuck a little boy on the school front steps at high noon that will pickup some bad ass retirement checks in 25 to 30 years.