Have some fucking fun with your phone
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Re: Have some fucking fun with your phone
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Re: Have some fucking fun with your phone
TVO's phone: black cock! white flag! black cock! white flag! black cock! white flag!
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Re: Have some fucking fun with your phone
Is this what happens when you mix prescription meds and alcohol?
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Re: Have some fucking fun with your phone
At least they can call them "smarter than Meltspray".Papa Willie wrote:No, but it’s proof that Apple still has a long ways to go before they can legally call any of their products “smart”. :)Left Seater wrote:Is this what happens when you mix prescription meds and alcohol?
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Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Goober McTuber
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Re: Have some fucking fun with your phone
Are you talking to me, Meltspray? You realize this shit has been going on for some time with iPhones, right? Stop giggling like a little schoolgirl and try adding something to the board. You're embarrassing yourself. Kind of like your idol the past two days. 
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Re: Have some fucking fun with your phone
Why do you constantly fantasize about having sex with me? You're fucking sick, Meltie.Papa Willie wrote:Why do you constantly try to suck my dick?Goober McTuber wrote:Are you talking to me, Meltspray? You realize this shit has been going on for some time with iPhones, right? Stop giggling like a little schoolgirl and try adding something to the board. You're embarrassing yourself. Kind of like your idol the past two days.
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Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Re: Have some fucking fun with your phone
Papa Willie wrote:Same standardized responses
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Whatever you say, shitdick.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Goober McTuber
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Re: Have some fucking fun with your phone
Yes, the way iPhones mangle conversation is so fucking hilarious.
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Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Goober McTuber
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Re: Have some fucking fun with your phone
How much dip would a dipshit shit, if a dipshit could shit dip.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Goober McTuber
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Re: Have some fucking fun with your phone
Be sure and get back to me when you're able to post in something resembling English, you gibbering fucktard.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Goober McTuber
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Re: Have some fucking fun with your phone
Be sure and get back to me when you're able to post in something resembling English, you gibbering fucktard.Papa Willie wrote:Translation for boobs:Goober McTuber wrote:Be sure and get back to me when you're able to post in something resembling English, you gibbering fucktard.
I have such a pussy you’re such a pussy is such a pussy. I don’t know I don’t to leave you without mama Thierry in my mouth because I am a pussy and will put it in my pussy. Look at my pussy weep Accra Accra Accra because my pussy weeks. Look at me get so angry it make my pussy
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Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim