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Would you hit it?

Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2018 12:20 pm
by Screw_Michigan
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Yes, but then she'd probably kill me in my sleep.

No, I wouldn't, too pale and pasty. --Sam

Yes, I would. Pale and pasty is my type. --Mgo

No, I prefer phallic objects in my mouth. --Killitard

No, not fat enough. --Local fFr

Re: Would you hit it?

Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2018 2:08 pm
by Killian
Screw_Michigan wrote:No, I prefer phallic objects in my mouth. --Killitard
Still cooking right along with those homophobic jokes, eh racist? Hey, you do you, boo. I do think it's cute that you have a crush on me. Sorry, Fredo. I'm already married.

You absolutely would hit that, so would I. The difference being that you would brag about it and text non stop, hoping for a relationship or at least a re-tap. I'd wonder why I had that much Scotch and laugh it off as a slump buster. Always remember that I'm smarter than you, and your 9 is my 5.

Re: Would you hit it?

Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2018 2:15 pm
by BSmack
Not equine enough ~ MGO

Too tall ~ TVO

Too old ~ Diego

Too thin ~ Rumple

Not into guns enough ~ Derron

WAY TOO THIN ~ Whalesdale

Is that enough board stereotypes?

Re: Would you hit it?

Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2018 3:00 pm
by Wolfman
What? No-Too Young---Wolfman ?

Re: Would you hit it?

Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2018 3:02 pm
by Screw_Michigan
BSmack wrote:Not equine enough ~ MGO

Too tall ~ TVO

Too old ~ Diego

Too thin ~ Rumple

Not into guns enough ~ Derron

WAY TOO THIN ~ Whalesdale

Is that enough board stereotypes?
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Would you hit it?

Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2018 3:03 pm
by Screw_Michigan
Killian wrote: Still cooking right along with those homophobic jokes, eh racist? Hey, you do you, boo. I do think it's cute that you have a crush on me. Sorry, Fredo. I'm already married.

You absolutely would hit that, so would I. The difference being that you would brag about it and text non stop, hoping for a relationship or at least a re-tap. I'd wonder why I had that much Scotch and laugh it off as a slump buster. Always remember that I'm smarter than you, and your 9 is my 5.
:dins: :dins: :dins:

Re: Would you hit it?

Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2018 4:46 am
by Derron
BSmack wrote:Not equine enough ~ MGO

Too tall ~ TVO

Too old ~ Diego

Too thin ~ Rumple

Not into guns enough ~ Derron

WAY TOO THIN ~ Whalesdale

Is that enough board stereotypes?
That is pretty good. We are ALL about stereotypes here. Try it once you have tapped one of those ginger fire crotches...there is nothing quite like it.