Man accused of sexually assaulting dying beaver, meth possession,
Washington police say
A man was arrested late Monday on an animal cruelty charge after he allegedly sexually assaulted a beaver
in a park, local media reported. The incident occurred at Columbia Park in Kennewick, Washington, after
a woman saw someone hit a beaver with a car, radio station KXLY reported...
Oregon State fan. Probably not even a crime. Right, Dins?
Re: Hope you weren't too hard on the beaver
Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2018 1:53 pm
by BSmack
Re: Hope you weren't too hard on the beaver
Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2018 3:53 pm
by Dinsdale
Goober McTuber wrote:Probably not even a crime. Right, Dins?
Bestiality is indeed a crime in Washington. They outlawed it... in 2006. After a dude died while fucking a horse. Pretty sure it's still legal to marry your cousin there, though.
Re: Hope you weren't too hard on the beaver
Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2018 5:02 pm
by Goober McTuber
Dinsdale wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:Probably not even a crime. Right, Dins?
Bestiality is indeed a crime in Washington. They outlawed it... in 2006. After a dude died while fucking a horse. Pretty sure it's still legal to marry your cousin there, though.
I was talking about if the victim were an Oregon State fan.
Re: Hope you weren't too hard on the beaver
Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2018 8:27 pm
by Dinsdale
Goober McTuber wrote:
I was talking about if the victim were an Oregon State fan.
