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Sign I saw on a Baptist church last week:

The weakest part of any automobile is the nut holding the steering wheel.

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.

The real reason we cannot have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse: You cannot post "Thou shalt not steal," and "Thou shalt not commit adultery," and "Thou shalt not lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges, and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment.

- George Carlin