T1B

I'm putting up the "bat signal" or whatever-the-fuck I need to do to get the attention of you...and others who've been absent as of late...to get back into Cul de Smack and post something humourous/provocative/insightful/retarded, once in a while.

Preferably nothing to do with:

• The Airline Industry

• Human Feces

• Drinking aftershave

• Quirky things AOC said on Twitter

• Smackie Chan's retirement itinerary

just fucking do it already

I thought Mgo was run.

If I have to read another reminiscence from Wolfman about spooning with his sweetheart at some drive-in double feature in the backseat of the family Studebaker, I'm going to blow my brains out.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote: ↑Tue May 28, 2019 2:26 am

• Smackie Chan's retirement itinerary

There are threads about this? I need to read 'em to see what's in store for me.

Smackie's itinerary up to now has pretty much consisted of wandering the desert and shirking his duties as mayor of tune town.

And wolfie had a Dodge Dart, not a Studebaker.